100 Quotes About Married

On the road to love, one of the biggest challenges is dealing with the ups and downs that are bound to come. How can you be with someone when you are constantly fighting? When you are together, how can you not end up arguing? These are common scenarios in relationships, but if you want to be happy in your relationship, there are things you can do to make it work. We’ve gathered great, funny, and inspiring quotes about marriage with advice on how to make the most out of your relationships.

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A relationship that is truly genuine does not keep changing its colors. Real gold never rusts. If a relationship is really solid and golden, it will be unbreakable. Not even Time can destroy its shine. Suzy Kassem
Love is supposed to lift you up, not hold you...
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Love is supposed to lift you up, not hold you down. It is supposed to push you forward, not hold you back. Suzy Kassem
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When I was twelve, my sixth-grade English class went on a field trip to see Franco Zeffirelli’s film adaptation of Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet. From that moment forward I dreamed that someday I’d meet my own Juliet. I’d marry her and I would love her with the same passion and intensity as Romeo. The factthat their marriage lasted fewer than three days before they both were deaddidn’t seem to affect my fantasy. Even if they had lived, I don’t think theirrelationship could have survived. Let’s face it, being that emotionally aflame, sexually charged, and transcendentally eloquent every single second can really start to grate on a person’s nerves. However, if I could find someone to love just a fraction of the way that Montague loved his Capulet, then marrying her would be worth it. . Annabelle Gurwitch
Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily...
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Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by our mothers, or vice versa. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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To ask a man whether or not he has a girlfriend is to talk about his sex life. If you disagree with that, then how in the name of God do you differentiate between a man’s girlfriend and a girl that is a friend to the man? Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Many of the boys and men who are regarded as...
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Many of the boys and men who are regarded as immature by some females are so deemed merely because they do not want to get married someday … or soon. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Being divorced does not necessarily make one’s advice on marriage...
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Being divorced does not necessarily make one’s advice on marriage useless … or useful. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
He who is jealous is better off not dating someone...
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He who is jealous is better off not dating someone who is bisexual. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most women would each be left with fewer dreams or...
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Most women would each be left with fewer dreams or without a dream, if the institution of marriage were to be abolished. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most of the very few people who would choose a...
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Most of the very few people who would choose a good heart over riches would eventually use that to either make a lot of money, or attract men or women who are rich. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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The worm doth woo the mortal, death claims a living bride, Night unto day is married, morn unto eventide, Earth a merry damsel, and heaven a knight so true, And Earth is quite coquettish, and beseemeth in vain to sue. Emily Dickinson
The relationship was perfect, but I hated everything about the...
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The relationship was perfect, but I hated everything about the person I became. Darnell Lamont Walker
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Most single people are sick of married people presenting themselves as both available and interested, when indeed they are merely “playing.” Oh, yeah… and cheating. Gee, that is attractive. Not! Others could not care less what someone’s marital status might be. Cathy Burnham Martin
The Dictionary defines Soul Mate as: A person who is...
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The Dictionary defines Soul Mate as: A person who is perfectly suited to another in temperament. Before I met mine, I didn't know I was bonkers! James Hauenstein
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How easily such a thing can become a mania, how the most normal and sensible of women once this passion to be thin is upon them, can lose completely their sense of balance and proportion and spend years dealing with this madness. Kathryn Hurn
You are not supposed to go out and find love....
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You are not supposed to go out and find love. Love will find you when you are ready. Suzy Kassem
You do not find love. It finds you.
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You do not find love. It finds you. Suzy Kassem
Speak to me: I will spend my lifetime trying to...
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Speak to me: I will spend my lifetime trying to understand you. Kamand Kojouri
Don't constantly make angry your wife. Once she throws you...
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Don't constantly make angry your wife. Once she throws you out of her heart, there is no appeal Bangambiki Habyarimana
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The debris of her married life was enough to sever the tie between reality and dreams, the fine line between desire and temptation. Where did she draw the line? When did she admit defeat and surrender? Callie Hunter
Your relationship or marriage is dead or dying, if you...
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Your relationship or marriage is dead or dying, if you almost always have to remind your partner to miss you (and/or they almost always have to remind you to miss them). Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he earns; and many a man would not be in a relationship with or married to his woman, if he earned twice as much as he earns. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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My wife does not need the whole country to play politics with. We are only the two of us at home but she plays the highest form of politics with me. That’s why I don't understand her ways. I think I need to do a bit of political science to understand her Bangambiki Habyarimana
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People who fell in love at first sight, rushed home to their parents to tell them the good news and subsequently married were, [Patricia Highsmith] thought, retarded. Rather, a more honest appraisal of the nature of love positions it nearer to the horrors of mental illness. How else could you explain the fact that so many people were prepared to sacrifice the safety and cosiness of their lives for the thrill of a new romance? . Andrew Wilson
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I mean, what do people talk about when they're married?" "Their kids, I guess." "Maybe that's all they have in common. Rita Mae Brown
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I would rather not be engaged. When people are engaged, they begin to think of being married soon, and I should like everything to go on for a long while just as it is. George Eliot
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Marriage is one sweet way in which one can taste heaven on earth. Similarly, I can also become hell on earth. Israelmore Ayivor
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Should I get married? Should I be good? Gregory Corso
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I'm not here to grant you the extraordinary love you never had for yourself. I'm here, on my own accord, to love you. So that when you stare into my mirror eyes, you may see how extraordinary you are. Kamand Kojouri
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I couldn’t have dreamed you into existence because I didn’t even know I needed you. You must have been sent to me. Kamand Kojouri
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My dear, please be careful. You no longer live only for yourself. You live for me as well. Kamand Kojouri
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WILL YOU DANCE WITH MEAs we stand here, Hand in hand, Under the neon lights Of Truth and Love.I'm asking you to Dance with me. To twirl, Kick, Drop, Jump, And fly With me. Skidding and Sliding across The dancefloor of life, I want you to Glide with me. Through the Saddest and Happiest songs, The fastest highs To the longest and Slowest lows, I want you to Flow through Them all With Me. Suzy Kassem
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If you have to make a daily choice to be in a relationship then you are married to the past, not the person. Shannon L. Alder
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A man should not compete with his wife in talk but in silence Bangambiki Habyarimana
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Married life is not for the faint hearted. Sometimes it can look like an ugly battlefield Bangambiki Habyarimana
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Sometimes divorce is the best thing that can happen to marriage Bangambiki Habyarimana
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Before marriage a man prays that she accepts, after marriage a woman prays that he accepts Bangambiki Habyarimana
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I thought there was no use for me in reading Sun Tzu and Machiavelli because I am neither a warrior nor a politician, but it turned out to be useful when I married Bangambiki Habyarimana
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I came into marriage with love but when I got there she refused the dictatorship and fled away, I and my wife are looking for her. Anyone who finds her please contact us. We swear not to harm her again Bangambiki Habyarimana
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Nothing annoys in this world as a nagging wife Bangambiki Habyarimana
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Before marriage man prays that god give him a wife, after marriage he prays that god save him from her. Bangambiki Habyarimana
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Wife: a former girlfriend Bangambiki Habyarimana
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You don't need a great cathedral for a great marriage. All you need is fate to be on your side Bangambiki Habyarimana
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Husband: a former boyfriend Bangambiki Habyarimana
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After a long time in laboratories, psychologists have discovered the holy grail of a happy marriage: I applied it and it didn't work Bangambiki Habyarimana
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Marriage is but a consolidation of resources Bangambiki Habyarimana
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Hold my hands and let walk together. Lailah Gifty Akita
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Searching through Monster.com while on the clock feels like being on Tinder while still married. Crystal Woods
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Think about it this way: While being married is about becoming the WIFE you are meant to be, being single allows you to focus on becoming the WOMAN you were born to be. Mandy Hale
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Single is a choice, just like Married is. Mandy Hale
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When he saw Tyler, his face went serious, which struck me as comical. Andy had always been protective, but when it came to me having anything to do with guys, he felt it was his duty to inform and protect me from the ones he thought were most like himself. When I turned thirteen, he pulled me aside and we had his version of 'the talk, ' which mostly consisted of a bunch of 'uhs' and 'ums, ' but I got the gist of his speech: boys only wanted one thing, and I shouldn't give it to them until I was at least thirty-three. And married. . Jessi Kirby
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To be the mistress of a married man is to have the better role. Do you realize? His dirty shirt, his disgusting underwear, his daily ironing, his bad breath, his hemorrhoid attacks, his fuss, not to mention his bad moods, and his tantrums. Well all that is for his wife. When a married man comes to his mistress.. he's always bleached and ironed, his teeth sparkle, his breath is like perfume, he's in a good mood, he's full of conversation, he is there to have a good time with you. Marjane Satrapi
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You and I both know that love is for children, '' he said. ''We're adults. Compatibility is for adults.'''' Compatibility is for my Bluetooth and my car, '' Teresa replied. ''Only they get along just fine, and my car never makes my bluetooth feel like shit. Maggie Stiefvater
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Why haven't I got a husband and children?" mused Greta Garbo to the Dutchess of Windsor, "I never met a man I could marry. Greta Garbo
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People are incredibly rude about it sometimes. Like, `What? You`re married?` Strange reaction to have. Proves what people`s ideas about marriage are. `We`re having a baby.` `What?` As if it`s the end of the world. Of course, it`s the start of a brilliant world. Ewan McGregor
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25. Whenever two human beings spend time together, sooner or later they will probably irritate one another. This is true of best friends, married couples, parents and children, or teachers and students. The question is: How do they respond when friction occurs? There are four basic ways they can react:- They can internalize the anger and send it downward into a memory bank that never forgets. This creates great pressure within and can even result in disease and other problems.- They can pout and be rude without discussing the issues. This further irritates the other person and leaves him or her to draw his or her own conclusions about what the problem may be.- They can blow up and try to hurt the other person. This causes the death of friendships, marriages, homes, and businesses.- Or they can talk to one another about their feelings, being very careful not to attack the dignity and worth of the other person. This approach often leads to permanent and healthy relationships. James C. Dobson
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Sumone Yiden Smiff was a businessman of note. Was, past tense. Through years of sweat and swearing and amazingly smart (or lucky) deals he’d built up a mining empire that spanned the sum of known space. At 74 years, he had reached the apex of a career stretching half a century. His companies mined precious commodities like Impervium, Obstinatium and Bitanium. He wasn’t really famous, or ostentatious. In fact he only ever made the cover of Fortune One Billion once, twenty-five years ago. He’d never married, had lots of children — light-years apart, apparently. Christina Engela
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Who you are married to determines what your future will look like Sunday Adelaja
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I'm married to the future. Robert Ferrigno
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You enlighten the light of love in my life. Lailah Gifty Akita
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Love is an active action. Lailah Gifty Akita
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I wish to Heaven I was married, " she said resentfully as she attacked the yams with loathing. "I'm tired of everlastingly being unnatural and never doing anything I want to do. I'm tired of acting like I don't eat more than a bird, and walking when I want to run and saying I feel faint after a waltz, when I could dance for two days and never get tired. I'm tired of saying, 'How wonderful you are! ' to fool men who haven't got one-half the sense I've got, and I'm tired of pretending I don't know anything, so men can tell me things and feel important while they're doing it.. I can't eat another bite. Margaret Mitchell
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Do You BelieveDo you believethat I have loved yousince the dawn of time? Do you believethat we were destinedto be intertwined?... Muse
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Do You Believe...on this road of lifeon this day I take younow husband and wife... Muse
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That's disappointing, " Nick said. "I was hoping to see you in action again. It's kind of sexy in a violent, perverted sort of way."" Gosh, knowing that makes my day complete."" I thought you'd want me to be open about my feelings now that we're married. Janet Evanovich
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Intimate relationships only have God's blessing if the man and woman are married. Sunday Adelaja
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Compromising is the only path that all happy couples travel on. Unknown
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All the same, it strikes me as unfair that I still have to defend myself against her moral judgements. My continuing need for her approbation is pathetic. Twice now I have stopped myself on the street to remonstrate with her, a crazy old coot talking to himself. Mordecai Richler
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I feel like men are more romantic than women. When we get married we marry, like, one girl, 'cause we're resistant the whole way until we meet one girl and we think I'd be an idiot if I didn't marry this girl she's so great. But it seems like girls get to a place where they just kinda pick the best option.. 'Oh he's got a good job.' I mean they spend their whole life looking for Prince Charming and then they marry the guy who's got a good job and is gonna stick around. . Blue Valentine
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I'm justthe reason they married. Mum says I was a surprise. Dad says I was an accident. Truth is ...I am their mistake. Emma Cameron
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Empowered Women 101: A confident woman takes him for exactly who he is, not who she wants him to be. He is who he is, take it or leave it before you get married. This is the ground level of your partner. Together you can grow from here. However, if you are still teaching basic kindergarten values such as kindness, compassion, respect or honesty then you shouldn't complain if your ground level has a basement. Shannon L. Alder
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When you get married or get a job, you are signing a contract that you will now not only live your expectations but other’s expectations also. Harrish Sairaman
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It's far too easy to forget, miss or not appreciate the tiny things a partner does every single day, but should you wait until it's over or they've gone to miss who they were? James Perrin
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God’s plan is for every believer to be married to Christ Sunday Adelaja
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To be married to Christ is to be meshed with him Sunday Adelaja
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Your ultimate goal for marriage is that both of you–as husband and wife–commit to keep growing spiritually. Elizabeth George
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As I see it, you GET married - but you MAKE a marriage. Carew Papritz
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No literally the only thing that's stopping us from getting married is the fact that we haven't 'met yet Troye Sivan
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Married people should not be quick to hear what is said by either when in ill humor. Samuel Richardson
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You do not want to get married at 22! Especially if you're famous, because girls are going to be throwing themselves at you. Usain Bolt
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I have a lot of nieces and nephews. I was always around kids. I was like the family babysitter because I was the only one that wasn't married. Doreen Cronin
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If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all. George Bernard Shaw
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I'm married to the theater but my mistress is the films. Oskar Werner
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Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives. Samuel Johnson
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Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience! Tommy Cooper
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I do not think that marriage is one of my talents. I've been much happier unmarried than married. Doris Lessing
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What is fascinating about marriage is why anyone wants to get married. Alain De Botton
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I had a marriage that I came to in the same way everybody else comes to a marriage. We all take chances when we get married. Alec Baldwin
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I don't have to get married myself in order to campaign on behalf of gay marriage. Edmund White
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If I get married, I think I'd pick out a newspaperman rather than a millionaire. A newspaperman is a regular fellow. Anna Held
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One was never married, and that's his hell; another is, and that's his plague. Robert Burton
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The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married. Finley Peter Dunne
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I married beneath me, all women do. Nancy Astor
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I like getting married, but I don't like being married. Don Adams
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Men enter local politics solely as a result of being unhappily married. C. Northcote Parkinson
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My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. Rita Rudner
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Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my three-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else. Chevy Chase
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I am not married, no. I wasn't really into the notion when I was younger, but now I think a proposal is the ultimate romantic gesture. Miranda Hart
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I was married when I was 17. I knew nothing. I was full of romance. Gloria Swanson
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My vanity is I'm terribly romantic! But being married is lovely. Matthew Macfadyen