125 Quotes & Sayings By Crystal Woods

Crystal Woods was born and raised in the mountains of North Georgia. Her dreams began at a young age, and she never forgot her dream to become a published author. She is a wife, mother, and grandmother who has a passion for writing.

I know I'm not going to be in your head...
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I know I'm not going to be in your head all the time. But once you know me, I'll be forever in your heart.  Crystal Woods
I had a dream about you last night. I was...
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I had a dream about you last night. I was alone on a dark night and you came to me as a firefly. I knew it was you because you were the brightest. Crystal Woods
Even before we met and long after we're both gone,...
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Even before we met and long after we're both gone, my heart lives inside of yours. I'm forever and ever in love with you. Crystal Woods
I know you think I'm crazy. Maybe that's because I...
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I know you think I'm crazy. Maybe that's because I am. About life, about this moment, about you. Crystal Woods
I want to take all our best moments, put them...
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I want to take all our best moments, put them in a jar, and take them out like cookies and savor each one of them forever. Crystal Woods
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To all those who care, You can't forever. Time steals the years, And your reflection in the mirror. But I can still see the story in your eyes, And your timeless passion that’s never died. While your skin became tired, Your heart became strong, The present became the past, And your memories like a song. And though the moment at hand is all that we have, You’ve taught me to live it like it is our last. Since two words don't say ‘thank you’ the way they are meant to, I'll try all my life to be something like you. Crystal Woods
I'm convinced that not all units of time are equal.
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I'm convinced that not all units of time are equal. Crystal Woods
Ten minutes with a genuine friend is better than years...
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Ten minutes with a genuine friend is better than years spent with anyone less. Crystal Woods
Our eventual fate will be the sum of the stories...
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Our eventual fate will be the sum of the stories we told ourselves long enough. Crystal Woods
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I had a dream that Mark Wahlberg and his wife were our neighbors and we had dance parties in our living room and drank wine from Solo cups. I remember being confused as to why they lived in a regular neighborhood, or why it didn't seem to make anyone awkward that I had Marky's Calvin ads up in the living room. Crystal Woods
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Some women feel the need to act like they're never scared, needy or hurt; like they're as hardened as a man. I think that's dishonest. It's ok to feel delicate sometimes. Real beauty is in the fragility of your petals. A rose that never wilts isn't a rose at all. Crystal Woods
When I was just a cute little caterpillar, you loved...
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When I was just a cute little caterpillar, you loved me. So I became a butterfly so you would never leave. Crystal Woods
I wish I could line up naked the men I've...
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I wish I could line up naked the men I've slept with and just gloat for a hot minute. Beautiful creatures. Crystal Woods
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I now have anti-bodies to assholes after working for so many. Crystal Woods
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The moment you realize that life will hurt more than your death. While existing, we're forced to become acquainted with sadness. There's no antibiotic for the ridding of distress, and no alleviation of these intervals of pain we must encounter. Behind our eyes, are all these things: our stories, our dreams, our deficiencies, and our scars. Today would leave a scar. Crystal Woods
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Yes, some mistakes leave their mark, like the infidelity stains in the backseat. But in time they do fade. Crystal Woods
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(On getting married at 19) We told ourselves we had forever and we never looked back. The problem was that we never really looked ahead. Crystal Woods
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People are like songs to me. About 60 seconds in, I'll know whether or not to add them to my 'favorites. Crystal Woods
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You’ve jerked my heart more than your dick. Crystal Woods
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Many have balls but only a few have heart. Crystal Woods
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Life's a battlefield, and we remain loyal to those who fight for us; those who'd die for us. Crystal Woods
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At the end of the day, I just want to sit with someone I love and chat about what matters and even what doesn’t. Crystal Woods
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As we get older, it matters less where you are and more who you're with. Crystal Woods
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Every word you’ve ever said, is written somewhere in my mind. Crystal Woods
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She lives like tomorrow isn't coming and yesterday never happened. Crystal Woods
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What good is it if they miss your face but not your mind? Crystal Woods
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I'm such a strong human being. I amaze myself even. If only you knew what I've been up against, you'd want my autograph. I'm a real life superhero. Crystal Woods
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The weak can't bear to face their weaknesses in the presence of our strength. Crystal Woods
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Truthfully, there're only a handful of people in this world who really get joy from seeing you happy. Most won't care if you’re happy, only if you're miserable like they are. They eat that shit up. Crystal Woods
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She was always looking for guarantees in a world of none. Crystal Woods
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Searching through Monster.com while on the clock feels like being on Tinder while still married. Crystal Woods
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Falling in love is easy. Falling in love with the same person repeatedly is extraordinary. Crystal Woods
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Help people. Be interested. Make a difference. Live passionately. Go comando. Crystal Woods
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You turn me on from across the room, and I’ll completely melt if you come any closer. Crystal Woods
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When all the fights stop, so does the passion. Crystal Woods
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The reality is that people reach for a Bible when they're feeling lost. But if they hadn't shelved it, maybe they wouldn't have gotten lost. Crystal Woods
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I'm convinced that everything I do will have a better outcome than the person who failed at it before me, because it’s the only reality I choose to accept. Crystal Woods
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True love is wanting to spend the rest of your life with someone you would sometimes also like to strangle. Crystal Woods
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When reality and your dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off. Crystal Woods
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When inside of her, he’s beside himself. Crystal Woods
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My favorite thing you do is stop me in the middle of whatever I'm doing to tell me you love me. Crystal Woods
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Can you still want something you already have? Absolutely. Everyday. Crystal Woods
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Was I on something? Yes, love. The strongest drug there is. Crystal Woods
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He said I'm the winning lottery ticket, like he's never meant anything more. Crystal Woods
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I had a dream about you last night. I was writing a ‘Sex for dummies- Christians That Secretly What to be Porn Stars- 1st edition.’ And you helped me with the illustrations. Crystal Woods
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You either learn to play hard ball or you become the ball. Crystal Woods
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No one can make you 'better' emotionally, mentally, spiritually or physically. You have to find this for yourself. You have to taste that brutal moment when you're crying in a corner of the room, curled up on the floor and you think this is your end. You have to fight to stand up, literally. And you have to walk over to your reflection and scream, scream it all out. Then you have pick up your sword and fight and never quit. This is your life. Don't let those bastards win. Crystal Woods
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The monsters were never under our bed, but in the forest our future. Crystal Woods
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I’d tell you what happened, but I can’t remember all of it. And I don't wanna put words in my dreams thoughts. Crystal Woods
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My body either likes you or it doesn't. And, I trust my body but I can’t assuredly tell you why. Crystal Woods
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Never believe the beautiful. Trust me on this. Crystal Woods
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Even if most days can’t be half as good as today, it’s days like this that make it all worth it. Crystal Woods
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(When)When you call me nugget. When you take pictures of me. When you dance. When you complement me. When you laugh. When your eyes squint as you smile. When we make love when we're sick. I fall more in love with you. Crystal Woods
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I’m passing the bar Where you first got in my car I’m not ashamed to admit That it’s you I won’t forget I saved your cigarettes and Bad habits I regret But the hours flew by like clouds Whenever I had you around Parachute lover Take me away From the plane that went crashing And the earth that’s in flames Saving you is saving me High above the redwood trees But down below I see shadows And parachute debris We're drifting like children Along for the ride Each time we find love Another parachute arrives Our madness will burn As bright as the sun And I’ll keep finding lovers But you were the one . Crystal Woods
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And then she realized that after that Christmas party, she didn't really lose anything, except respect for everyone. Crystal Woods
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I finally gave in today. Admitting that I haven't been able to do it alone, that's defeat right? But do a couple pills change why I'm here? Will my spirit be altered? Do my passions change? Will I lose hope either way? My madness is what makes me. It’s my most unique beauty. Crystal Woods
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I had a dream about you last night. You set a timer on in the bathroom to prove how long it takes me to get ready. So I shaved your legs, made up your face and gave you lashes. An hour later you thanked God for not making you a woman. Crystal Woods
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Sometimes, as in a game of chess, we must strategically regress so that we might progress toward our ultimate objective. Crystal Woods
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I dreamt that ‪@mark_wahlberg‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ and his wife were our neighbors and we had dance parties in our living room and drank wine from solo cups. Everyone said I danced like I was doing parkour, and everyone laughed, until I fell off the roof and broke my neck.- Crystal Woods and Jarod Kintz . Crystal Woods
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He's unconventionally attractive and yet coincidentally everything I've ever wanted. Crystal Woods
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Being near you for a day was at the top of my bucket list of the greatest life achievements, so this has by far exceeded my expectations and everyday has been magic. Crystal Woods
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As in most fairy tales, there's a prince and a princess, dragons and some magic, and the feeling it gives you that anything is possible if we could stay this way forever. Crystal Woods
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People who always arrive early aren't worth waiting for. Crystal Woods
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I’m a Texas girl, with a California soul. Crystal Woods
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I didn’t need to be a writer to know that I could. Did you have to become a penis to act like a dick? Crystal Woods
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One thing I've learned about myself is that I can accomplish anything I want to. The caveat is that I have to want to do it. I've never been able to forge desire. Crystal Woods
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Time flies, whether you’re wasting it or not. Crystal Woods
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Be a lady? Forget it. Ladies don't last a day in the real word. No one's a lady anymore. Why do you think we get our claws polished? Crystal Woods
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I write because it's the only thing I love that always loves me back. Crystal Woods
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I'm not your blue-eyed Czech, I'm just a brown-eyed girl, A little mix of rock your world, And now you'll never be the same. You grabbed me by the hand, I grabbed you by the neck. I changed the game, and your convictions. So is it criminal to steal a heart or two? I keep them on the shelf, Like only hunters do. I like it hard I like you high I love your mouth When it's on mine. I wanna hear you make that sound, Cause it's the greatest thing around. Take it off now, Take from here. Watch your head spin When I come near, And you will lose every time, Cause I won't stop until your mine. And they say who the hell is she? They either love me or they hate me. But still they never look away, This vixen's gonna give you everything. . Crystal Woods
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I've had these demons for years, maybe for my whole life. Then you came along to provoke them, expose them, and eventually rid me of them, because I believe you're the only human that can. Crystal Woods
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He said he loved more than any other women he's ever loved and I had a black eye to prove it. Crystal Woods
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You make me feel like I am everywhere when I am right here, completely still with you. Crystal Woods
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My existence began the day you were created and was realized the day we met. Crystal Woods
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The irony of the human heart is that it’s tormented both by the presence and absence of it’s own soul’s counterpart. Crystal Woods
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Some days are hard on us. Life gets serious and shit sucks. But you're my favorite distraction, attraction and human being. And, I can't wait to love you more tomorrow. Crystal Woods
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I'll only tell you what matters. And, the truth is, everything matters. Crystal Woods
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I guess I just grew up thinking that when we become adults, we get to do what we love. For work, for fun, forever. I don't know where I got that from. Seems silly now. Crystal Woods
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What you think, what you eat, and what you see today, shapes who you will be tomorrow. Crystal Woods
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I had a dream about you last night. You were at my door. We had forgotten what we used to fight about. So, I let you in and we made coconut pancakes like it was the very first time. Crystal Woods
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I had a dream about you last night. We were in your old Civic. Nine Inch Nails was turned up on the stereo and I was taking pictures of you behind the wheel with my disposable camera. We went through the drive through at El Pollo Loco, placed an order for a hundred bucks worth of food, and then just drove off at the window. I miss being stupid with you. Crystal Woods
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It's hard to say which I like more, the perfectly happy days or the hours right after we've ended a good fight. Crystal Woods
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Realizing that many you once thought the world of are nothing but glorified assholes means you've grown up.  Crystal Woods
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Everyday's a honeymoon. Cuz darling, I love you to the moon. Crystal Woods
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I love you madly, forever. Crystal Woods
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(Divorce)We’ll remarry someday when we’ve grown, Like royalty who’ve earned the throne. An aisle made of gold, To have and to hold. My dress made of rags, A suit that’s so torn. All eyes are on me, But mine only on you. You give your hand, A king to his queen, But know this darling, Mulligans aren’t for the weak. By changing the rules, We’re changing the war, The wounds that we’ve known, Battle stains on the floor. But from this day on, The same as before, You are the apple, My eyes still adore. Worth more than one shot, Though we’ll face the worst a lot, Better days will come, If we stay and don’t run. And if a wave takes us out, I know we’ll figure it out. And if the current takes us in, I know we’ll do it all again. . Crystal Woods
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When you leave, I feel like I'm alone with your demons. Crystal Woods
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At the end of the day, we're all striving to be touched, somehow. Crystal Woods
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Don't cry about it. Write about it. Crystal Woods
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If there's something I'm not good at, it's usually because I just organically despise it. I can't help that. I'm fabulous at too many other things to waste my time faking it. Crystal Woods
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Unknowingly, he prepared me to survive the rest of my days with the way he shielded himself from emotional vulnerabilities that slowly destroy the rest of us. Crystal Woods
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Of all the heartache I will ever know, only some of it will be real. The rest, I will create. Crystal Woods
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My sincerest gratitude to every ass hole, horrible boss, and worthless piece of shit I've ever met for giving me new and endless material to work with and a way to earn a living exposing you. Crystal Woods
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I had this dream about you. We went hunting up in the mountains and I caught a unicorn. You told me now I know how it feels to be you. Crystal Woods
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I had this dream about you last night. We were still married. I was giving you a haircut, like I always did, being careful to trim around the scar on the back of your head. I’m sorry I sometimes forgot it and left you with a bald spot. And, I’m sorry we didn’t work out. But you look pretty happy on Instagram. Crystal Woods
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Just smile, breath, and give thanks (and there is always a reason to), because it beats the hell out of the alternative. Crystal Woods
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When nothing is at stake, everything's a waste. Crystal Woods
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My spirit is free. My heart is taken. Crystal Woods
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I wrote this about you, about our love, our story. And I feel so damn lucky that others in this world, strangers in other parts, can steal a piece of what we have and feel so lucky too. Crystal Woods
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Just as the world spun us into existence, it will spin on long after we are gone. Crystal Woods