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Before you start your full day of watching Equestrian Square Dancing, Soccer Balling, Hoop Dreaming, Cricket Batting, Rugby Punching, Volleyball Chopping, Skateboard Falling, Martial Arts Bowing, Bicycle Peddlers, and College Football Hecklers, maybe we have time to learn something Scientifically.James Hauenstein
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The Dictionary defines Soul Mate as: A person who is perfectly suited to another in temperament. Before I met mine, I didn't know I was bonkers!James Hauenstein
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Realize in life that you will have your ups and downs. You can't have those wonderful up moments without the downs. If everything stayed the same all the time, that would be depressing.James Hauenstein
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Sitting there, it is impossible to change your luck. But, you can always change the machine you are at!James Hauenstein
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I have tried to live my life with no regrets. Because regrets will become guilt in some cases, and guilt eats away at your sanity.James Hauenstein
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Life experiences shared with a friend will turn into memories to be enjoyed.James Hauenstein
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Have no regrets in life because of the choices you make. Good or bad, they are a learning experience, to help you grow. The only regret in life, is to never make a choice at all.James Hauenstein
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People think I am younger then I really am, because I act so immature.James Hauenstein
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Be careful when you ask Karma for something that you have always wanted. When I was young, I asked to be surrounded by beautiful women. Now I have a wife and four daughters.James Hauenstein
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Women. You have to love them the way they are or they'll drive you insane.James Hauenstein
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When all else fails, there is music. When that fails you, there is beer.James Hauenstein
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A life that is happy and has no money, is better then a life unhappy with money.James Hauenstein
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My body is like a Temple in Nepal. It is sacred, but has a lot of damage from the earthquake of my youth!James Hauenstein
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I still believe this Life is a good joke. And if you treat it that way, you will never stop laughing.James Hauenstein
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The reason I might forget something is because my mind is like a computer. I have so much useless stuff stored up in there, that when I forget to clean out my Mind's Cache, it has no room for new information. Like wearing pants!James Hauenstein
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I loved Verti. Until she jumped. That is when I felt Vertigo.James Hauenstein
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Hate is a powerful emotion. It can take over a sane man's mind and cloud it with insanity.James Hauenstein
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Teenagers - tired of being hassled by your parents? Act now! Move out, get a job, pay your own bills.....while you still know everything.James Hauenstein
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If you think that American Capitalism is the most dangerous Institution in the World, it just goes to show, that you haven't partied like there is no tomorrow with the fun loving posse of The Islamic Republic of Iran, North Korea, The Taliban, or ISIS. They all party off the hook!James Hauenstein
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I try to pray everyday or every night to thank my Personal Lord for all that he has given me, all that he is giving me, and all that he will give me.James Hauenstein
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I try to pray everyday or night to thank my Personal Lord for all that he has given me, all that he is giving me, and all that he will give me.James Hauenstein
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Me, personally. I do not know a soul who perished that day of 9/11. But it did then, does now, and I imagine it always will bring out the Patriot in me.James Hauenstein
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Who is watching the Watchers?James Hauenstein