41 Quotes About Vagina

It’s quite possible that the vagina is one of the most misunderstood parts of the female anatomy. Most people have never even seen a vagina, let alone know what’s inside it. While there are some things that are common knowledge about vaginas, there are some other details that are surprisingly unknown. Take a look at these wise and humorous vagina quotes to help you understand this deceptively complex part of our anatomy.

Most men would no longer enjoy conversing with most women...
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Most men would no longer enjoy conversing with most women if they stopped bringing their vaginas along. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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No wonder male religious leaders so often say that humans were born in sin–because we were born to female creatures. Only by obeying the rules of the patriarchy can we be reborn through men. No wonder priests and ministers in skirts sprinkle imitation birth fluid over our heads, give us new names, and promise rebirth into everlasting life. Gloria Steinem
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In the 1970s, while researching in the Library of Congress, I found an obscure history of religious architecture that assumed a fact as if it were common knowledge: the traditional design of most patriarchal buildings of worship imitates the female body. Thus, there is an outer and inner entrance, labia majora and labia minora; a central vaginal aisle toward the altar; two curved ovarian structures on either side; and then in the sacred center, the altar or womb, where the miracle takes place - where males gives birth. Though this comparison was new to to me, it struck home like a rock down a well. Of course, I thought. The central ceremony of patriarchal religions is one in which men take over the yoni-power of creation by giving birth symbolically. No wonder male religious leaders so often say that humans were born in sin - because we were born to female creatures. Only by obeying the rules of the patriarchy can we be reborn through men. No wonder priests and ministers in skirts sprinkle imitation birth fluid over our heads, give us new names, and promise rebirth into everlasting life. No wonder the male priesthood tries to keep women away from the altar, just as women are kept away from control of our own powers of reproduction. Symbolic or real, it's all devoted to controlling the power that resides in the female body. . Gloria Steinem
Assuming that all ‘unschooled’ people to lack education is akin...
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Assuming that all ‘unschooled’ people to lack education is akin to assuming that a salary is the only means to make money, or, that a vagina or a penis is the only source of an orgasm. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Ô, the wine of a woman from heaven is sent,...
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Ô, the wine of a woman from heaven is sent, more perfect than all that a man can invent. Roman Payne
Most people who are would each not be in love...
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Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Making God a man is the consolation prize that our...
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Making God a man is the consolation prize that our forefathers gave themselves for not being the ones who were each blessed with a vagina. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Young girls are like helpless children in the hands of amorous men, whatever is said to them is true and whatever manipulation on their bodies seems like love to them, sooner or later, they come back to their senses, but the scars are not dead inasmuch as her spoiler lives. Michael Bassey Johnson
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The heart is capable of sacrifice. So is the vagina. The heart is able to forgive and repair. It can change it's shape to let us in. It can expand to let us out. So can the vagina. It can ache for us and stretch for us, die for us and bleed and bleed us into this difficult, wondrous world. So can the vagina. I was there in the room. I remeber. Eve Ensler
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I didn’t hear words that were accurate, much less prideful. For example, I never once heard the word clitoris. It would be years before I learned that females possessed the only organ in the human body with no function than to feel pleasure. (If such an organ were unique to the male body, can you imagine how much we would hear about it–and what it would be used to justify?) Gloria Steinem
What bothers me most about my teeth is that they...
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What bothers me most about my teeth is that they don’t travel loin south, don’t sprout from the Mother Mouth. Vagina dentata, come closah, say high. Virginia Petrucci
Most sexually adventurous women want a man who regards cunnilingus...
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Most sexually adventurous women want a man who regards cunnilingus as a basic woman right. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Discipline your sexuality for it has the proclivity to cause a productivity that can influence now and posterity. Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha
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Seduced her? Every time I turned round she was up a library ladder. In the end I gave in. That reminds me– I spotted something between her legs that made me think of you. Tom Stoppard
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There is no such thing as “vaginal orgasm” vs. “clitoral orgasm”. The entire ring of tissues that surrounds the vaginal opening is connected to the clitoris by nerves and blood vessels. Ultimately all these tissues together are responsible for the female orgasm. This entire erogenous zone is often referred to as the “ring of fire”. Abhijit Naskar
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Don't demean what I know is one of your favorite body parts. Gil A. Waters
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If a woman's vagina was hell fire, then alot of sex maniacs would prefer to spend their eternity in hell. Michael Bassey Johnson
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Whether you studied sexology or not, nobody will teach you how to screw, nobody will point to your vagina and say, hey that's where you pee and bonk! And nobody will say, hey, your penis can ejaculate when you stroke or slide it into a woman's punani! Michael Bassey Johnson
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I don't see anything other than pretensions and low mentality in women who make a man run after a hole that would soon be inhabited by termites and worms. Michael Bassey Johnson
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If any woman opens her legs for you, don't feel so lucky to be fed with nonsense, she has been a bitch for a long time, and now its your own turn to get a share from her itching tunnel. Michael Bassey Johnson
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A salary is, to a man's employer, what his wife's vagina is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and (2) control him. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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John [the father] kept saying, "You have a penis. That means you’re a boy." One day, Shannon noticed that her son had been in the bathroom an awfully long time and pushed the door open. "He had a pair of my best, sharpest sewing scissors poised, ready to cut. Penis in the scissors. I said, 'What are you doing?' He said, 'This doesn’t belong here. So I’m going to cut it off.' I said, 'You can’t do that.' He said, 'Why not?' I said, 'Because if you ever want to have girl parts, they need that to make them.' I pulled that one right out of my ass. He handed me the scissors and said, 'Okay. . Andrew Solomon
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Whilst lovers: to control her man, a woman uses (the man’s access to) her vagina. When ex-lovers: she uses (the man's access to) their kids. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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An educated woman is seen as a human being with a vagina. An uneducated woman is seen as a vagina with a human being. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Is that how you get propositioned at the court? 'Mylady, would you be so kind as to allow me to put my manhood in your vagina'? Erica Dakin
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Moving from phonetics to etymology, ‘vagina’ originates from a word meaning sheath for a sword. Ain’t got no vagina. Inga Muscio
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The vagina is obliterated from the imagery of femininity in the same way that the signs of independence and vigor in the rest of her body are suppressed. Germaine Greer
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If overthrowing some five thousand years of patriarchy seems like a big order, just focus on celebrating each self-respect step along the way Eve Ensler
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Ma'am is yet another horrible-sounding word in the lexicon of words that women are stuck with to describe various aspects of their body/life/mental state/hair. Vagina. Moist. Fallopian tubes. Yeast infection. Clitoris. Frizz. These are all terrible words, and yet they are our assigned descriptors. Who made up these words? Women certainly didn't. If, at the beginning of time, right after making vaginas, God had asked me, 'What would you like your most intimate and enjoyable part of yourself to be called?', ' I most certainly wouldn't have said, 'Vagina.' No woman would, because vagina sounds like a First World War term that was invented to describe a trench that has been mostly blown apart but is still in use. Even off the very top of my head I feel like I could have come up with something better, like for instance the word papoose, which actually as I'm typing it feels like an incredibly brilliant word for vagina. Jessi Klein
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That place I'm talking about ain't nothing but a bloody slit in this world of His. But everybody wants to rule over it. It ain't for the white man to rule. Ain't for any man to rule. Jonathan Odell
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God gave man the strength to conquer the world, but God gave woman a vagina to conquer man Treasure Blue
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For a guy, nothing is sexier than a girl who craves his little guy and can’t keep her hands off of it… because this is exactly the way he feels about your ladyparts whether he’s groping them like a savage or quietly watching TV next to you. Roberto Hogue
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I was worried about my own vagina. It needed a context of other vaginas-- a community, a culture of vaginas. There's so much darkness and secrecy surrounding them-- like the Bermunda Triangle. Eve Ensler
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There are men who wants only the woman; such are tagged, 'real men', and there are ones who want only their bodies; such are tagged, 'fake men', and there are others who wants neither the woman, nor the body; such are tagged, 'GAY MEN Michael Bassey Johnson
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His face clouded over when Calvin and Peachy tried to explain women. Peachy pressed on bravely. “Now, the purpose of the vagina, ” he was saying. He stopped and said to Calvin, “Why can’t we just buy him a book? Unknown
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When a man's bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman's body – or vagina – has to do the opposite. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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A vagina is an uneducated woman’s diploma. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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I’m only saying what you won’t. He’s a hunk, admit it. A tall, dark, exotic hunk who wants to bed you, and you must be a fucking nun, because it’s been three weeks since you met him and you’re going to have to remove the cobwebs from your vagina with forceps soon, they’re growing into intelligent life form– Dianna Hardy
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I always hoped I’d be the one to tame the bad boy. It’s a stupid girly thing, the universal belief in vagina magic where men change after having some. Milana Jacks
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The clitoris is pure in purpose. It is the only organ in the body designed purely for pleasure. Eve Ensler