5 Quotes & Sayings By Tommy Cooper

Tommy Cooper was a British magician and comedian who is best known for his work with the comedy duo, Tommy Cooper and Eddie Izzard. His comic persona of an eccentric Englishman with a penchant for physical gags and practical jokes was an inspiration to many present-day comedians, such as David Baddiel, Steve Martin and Catherine Tate.

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today....
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine. Tommy Cooper
It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of...
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It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in. Tommy Cooper
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Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience! Tommy Cooper
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I went window shopping today! I bought four windows. Tommy Cooper