100 Quotes About Comment

An open Facebook page is simply a psychiatric dry erase board that screams, “Look at me. I am insecure. I need your reaction to what I am doing, but you’re not cool enough to be my friend. Therefore, I will just pray you see this because the approval of God is not all I need. Shannon L. Alder

Keep an eye on your responses. Strong responses are about you more than them. Auliq Ice

We all have sinned so far in our lives and might continue too but still we all love talking about others sins, Elaborating, exaggerating, laughing, commenting, cursing... And we all enjoy it hahaha Honeya

Anyone that says his mind will be probably regarded a fool, but the true artist is not moved by the comments about the looks of his painting or remarks that are dreadfully sarcastic, but hearken now! That he who says what others want to hear hasn't said anything of his own. Michael Bassey Johnson

A deaf and dumb in the mist of morons is a renowed talkative among brains. Michael Bassey Johnson

Cool posts and kind comments make friends. Think about others online. NetworkEtiquette.net David Chiles

When the weaver bird flies, nobody talks; when the busy bee flies, no one will make comments... But when a human being begins to fly, you begin to hear talks in the town such as "abomination!. .. where did he get the wings from?". Never mind! Your dreams are your wings, so decide to fly! Israelmore Ayivor

A quote is not a conversation, but an invitation to change your perspective. Shannon L. Alder

...here's what I've learned - people will hurt you, but you don't have to respond - not every mean comment or cruel act deserves to be noticed ... John Geddes

Had she any respect for him at all, his words would've affected her. But no value accompanies comments spewed from the mouth of a brute. Richelle E. Goodrich

No Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend. Groucho Marx

I have admired W.C. Fields since the day he advanced upon Baby LeRoy with an ice pick. Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. Leo Rosten

One bliss for which there is no match is when you itch to up and scratch. Ogden Nash

Only mediocrity can be trusted to be always at its best. Max Beerbohm

Only two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein

Sometimes a cigar is only a cigar. Sigmund Freud

The blind man is laughing at the bald head. Persian Proverb

The net of the sleeper catches fish. Greek Proverb

There ain't no answer. There ain't gonna be any answer. There never has been an answer. That's the answer. Gertrude Stein

We are the people our parents warned us about. Graffiti

Worthless as wither'd weeds. Emily Bronte

Rip van Winkle was lazy. Robert H. Gurney

A diplomat these days is nothing but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally. Peter Ustinov

A man surprised is half beaten. Thomas Fuller

A nimble sixpence is better than a slow shilling. English Proverb

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome. Oscar Levant

Evil spelled backward is live. Graffiti

Forgetting of a wrong is a mild revenge. Thomas Fuller

He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn't ordered. Ring Lardner

Heat madam! It was so dreadful that I found there was nothing for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones. Sydney Smith

I am an atheist. I don't believe in Zeus. Graffiti

I don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. Jack Benny

I don't know much about being a millionaire but I'll bet I'd be darling at it. Dorothy Parker

I never said "I want to be alone." I only said "I want to be left alone." There is all the difference. Greta Garbo

In baiting a mousetrap with cheese always leave room for the mouse. Saki

In the ant's house the dew is a flood. Old Saying

India is a geographical term. It is no more a United Nation than the Equator. Winston Churchill

Judas needed the money for a sick friend. Graffiti

Judge Crater - please call your office. Graffiti

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age he had been dead for two years. Tom Lehrer

He wouldn't give a duck a drink if he owned Lake Michigan. Anonymous

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't put his pants on. Arthur K. Watson

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me. Benjamin Disraeli

Alimony: the cash surrender value of a husband. Anonymous

Kiss principle: Keep it simple stupid. Anonymous

Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn't have to do it. Welters Law

He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. Winston Churchill

Sherard Blaw the dramatist who had discovered himself and who had given so unstintingly of his discovery to the world. Saki

The Right Honourable gentleman is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Her face was her chaperone. Rupert Hughes

Angels fly because they take themselves lightly. G. K. Chesterton

When people don't want to come nothing will stop them. Sol Hurok

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. Truman Capote

More and more these days I find myself pondering on how to reconcile my net income with my gross habits. John Kirk Nelson

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. Sam Goldwyn

Epigram: a wisecrack that has played Carnegie Hall. Oscar Levant

Include me out. Sam Goldwyn

A hole is nothing at all but you can break your neck in it. Austin OMalley

Mother: It's broccoli dear. Child: I say it's spinach and I say the hell with it. Carl Rose

Flint must be an extremely wealthy town I see that each of you bought two or three seats. Victor Borge

In uplifting get underneath. George Ade

If there were any justice in the world people would be able to fly over pigeons for a change. Anonymous

When the mouse laughs at the cat there's a hole nearby. Nigerian Proverb

The ugliest of trades have their moments of pleasure. Now if I was a grave digger or even a hangman there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment. Douglas Jerrold

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? Bertolt Brecht

God made me on a morning when he had nothing else to do. C. F. Lloyd

When Babe Ruth was asked in 1930 how he felt about making more money that the President of the United States he replied 'I had a better year than he (Herbert Hoover) did.' When Tom Snyder was asked in 1977 how he felt about making more money per year than President Carter he replied 'I have to go out and buy my own 707.' Cleveland Amory

Nothing succeeds like one's own successor. Clarence H. Hinclcs

Whom the gods wish to destroy they first call promising. Cyril Connolly

In California everyone goes to a therapist is a therapist or is a therapist going to a therapist. Truman Capote

We also serve who only punctuate. Brian Moore

Every director bites the hand that lays the golden egg. Sam Goldwyn

If Roosevelt were alive he'd turn in his grave. Sam Goldwyn

There's a wonderful family called Stein There's Gert and there's Epp and there's Ein: Gert's poems are bunk Epp's statues are junk And no one can understand Ein. Anonymous

Automatic simply means that you can't repair it yourself. Frank Capra

A thick skin is a gift from God. Konrad Adenauer

While you're saving your face you're losing your ass. Never trust a man whose eyes are too close to his nose. I never trust a man unless I've got his pecker in my pocket. Better inside the tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in. Lyndon B. Johnson

Parsely is gharsley. Ogden Nash

Oats n.s. A grain which in England is generally given to horses but in Scotland supports the people. Samuel Johnson

Coffee in England is just toasted milk. Anonymous

Epitaph to a waiter: By and by God caught his eye. David McCord

A dimple in the chin a devil within. Irish Proverb

The butler entered the room a solemn procession of one. P. G. Wodehouse

And what's a butterfly? At best He's but a caterpillar drest. John Grey

If I look like this I need the trip. Gloria Swanson

As old as the itch. English Proverb

Early to bed early to rise work like hell and advertise. Laurence J. Peter

Tis better than riches To scratch when it itches. Anonymous

When you have got an elephant by the hind leg and he is trying to run away it is best to let him run. Abraham Lincoln

Bland as a Jesuit sober as a hymn. William Ernest Henley

I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception. Groucho Marx

'Are you lost daddy?' I asked tenderly. 'Shut up ' he explained. Ping Lardner

Geography is about maps But biography is about chaps. E. C. Bentley

In the world of mules there are no rules. Ogden Nash

There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying. Josh Billings

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. Italian Saying

I used to be snow-white .. . but I drifted. Mae West

Equal opportunity is good but special privilege even better. Anna Chennault

A man of words and not of deeds Is like a garden full of weeds. English Proverb

I don't see what's wrong with giving Bobby a little experience before he starts to practise law. John F. Kennedy