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After being turned down by numerous publishers, he decided to write for posterity.George Ade
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'Whom are you?' he asked for he had been to night school.George Ade
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Life is a series of relapses and recoveries.George Ade
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For parlour use the vague generality is a lifesaver.George Ade
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He had been kicked in the head by a mule when young and believed everything he read in the Sunday papers.George Ade
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In uplifting get underneath.George Ade
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One man's poison ivy is another man's spinach.George Ade
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Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense.George Ade
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The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.George Ade
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A people so primitive that they did not know how to get money except by working for it.George Ade
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It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after.George Ade
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To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.George Ade
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If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.George Ade