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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.Victor Borge
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The shortest distance between two people is a smile.Victor Borge
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One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.Victor Borge
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I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.Victor Borge
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(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?Victor Borge
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Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.Victor Borge
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(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?Victor Borge
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I'd like to thank my parents for making this night possible. And my children for making it necessary.Victor Borge
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Flint must be an extremely wealthy town I see that each of you bought two or three seats.Victor Borge
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Laughter is the closest distance between two people.Victor Borge
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Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.Victor Borge
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My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.Victor Borge