100 Quotes About Lying

Everyone lies sometimes. But most of us don’t like to do it. We may even feel guilty about it. Lying is a slippery slope that we shouldn’t want to go down — and we shouldn’t want to go back up either Read more

If you’re not sure how far you should go, these lying quotes will help you find the boundaries you need.

By the time you swear you're his, Shivering and sighing....
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By the time you swear you're his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this --One of you is lying. Dorothy Parker
I never lie,
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I never lie, " I said offhand. "At least not to those I don't love. Anne Rice
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At first I did not love you, Jude; that I own. When I first knew you I merely wanted you to love me. I did not exactly flirt with you; but that inborn craving which undermines some women's morals almost more than unbridled passion--the craving to attract and captivate, regardless of the injury it may do the man--was in me; and when I found I had caught you, I was frightened. And then-- I don't know how it was-- I couldn't bear to let you go--possibly to Arabella again--and so I got to love you, Jude. But you see, however fondly it ended, it began in the selfish and cruel wish to make your heart ache for me without letting mine ache for you. Thomas Hardy
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I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It's awful. If I'm on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I'm going, I'm liable to say I'm going to the opera. It's terrible. J.d. Salinger
...even a tiny bit of deceit is dishonorable when it's...
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...even a tiny bit of deceit is dishonorable when it's used for selfish or cowardly reasons.- Mr. Penderwick Jeanne Birdsall
The mistake ninety-nine percent of humanity made, as far as...
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The mistake ninety-nine percent of humanity made, as far as Fats could see, was being ashamed of what they were; lying about it, trying to be somebody else. J.k. Rowling
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept. George Carlin
Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is...
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Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything. Chuck Klosterman
No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the...
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No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth. Sara Shepard
Fiction was invented the day Jonah arrived home and told...
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Fiction was invented the day Jonah arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale.. Unknown
My shining dishonesty will be the salvation of me.
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My shining dishonesty will be the salvation of me. Diana Wynne Jones
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I have no desire for others to take it on themselves to analyze my thoughts. I am without thoughts. I have never, not even once, acted on the basis of any doctrine or philosophy. I am convinced that those people whom the world considers good and respects are all liars and fakes. I do not trust the world. Osamu Dazai
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember...
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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. Mark Twain
I lie to myself all the time. But I never...
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I lie to myself all the time. But I never believe me. S.E. Hinton
There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies,...
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There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics. Benjamin Disraeli
It is better to offer no excuse than a bad...
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It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one. George Washington
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Things come apart so easily when they have been held together with lies. Dorothy Allison
When truth is replaced by silence, the silence is a...
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When truth is replaced by silence, the silence is a lie. Yevgeny Yevtushenko
But you can't make people listen. They have to come...
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But you can't make people listen. They have to come round in their own time, wondering what happened and why the world blew up around them. It can't last. Ray Bradbury
Never hide things from hardcore thinkers. They get more aggravated,...
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Never hide things from hardcore thinkers. They get more aggravated, more provoked by confusion than the most painful truths. Criss Jami
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There is beauty in truth, even if it's painful. Those who lie, twist life so that it looks tasty to the lazy, brilliant to the ignorant, and powerful to the weak. But lies only strengthen our defects. They don't teach anything, help anything, fix anything or cure anything. Nor do they develop one's character, one's mind, one's heart or one's soul. Unknown
I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
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I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. Al Pacino
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The truth is always an insult or a joke, lies are generally tastier. We love them. The nature of lies is to please. Truth has no concern for anyone's comfort Katherine Dunn
One lie has the power to tarnish a thousand truths.
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One lie has the power to tarnish a thousand truths. Al David
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At times to be silent is to lie. You will win because you have enough brute force. But you will not convince. For to convince you need to persuade. And in order to persuade you would need what you lack: Reason and Right Miguel De Unamuno
Stop lying to yourself. When we deny our own truth,...
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Stop lying to yourself. When we deny our own truth, we deny our own potential. Steve Maraboli
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Never judge someone's character based on the words of another. Instead, study the motives behind the words of the person casting the bad judgment. An honest woman can sell tangerines all day and remain a good person until she dies, but there will always be naysayers who will try to convince you otherwise. Perhaps this woman did not give them something for free, or at a discount. Perhaps too, that she refused to stand with them when they were wrong – or just stood up for something she felt was right. And also, it could be that some bitter women are envious of her, or that she rejected the advances of some very proud men. Always trust your heart. If the Creator stood before a million men with the light of a million lamps, only a few would truly see him because truth is already alive in their hearts. Truth can only be seen by those with truth in them. He who does not have Truth in his heart, will always be blind to her. . Suzy Kassem
Integrity is a bugger, it really is. Lying can get...
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Integrity is a bugger, it really is. Lying can get you into difficulties, but to really wind up in the crappers try telling nothing but the truth. David Mitchell
Within every elaborate lie, a kernel of truth.
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Within every elaborate lie, a kernel of truth. Marisha Pessl
The thing about lying to your parents is, you have...
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The thing about lying to your parents is, you have to do it to protect them. It’s for their own good. Sophie Kinsella
Truth is as straight as an arrow, while a lie...
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Truth is as straight as an arrow, while a lie swivels like a snake. Suzy Kassem
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On the whole, lying is a cheerful affair. Embellishments are intended to give pleasure. People long to tell you what they imagine you want to hear. They want to amuse you; they want to amuse themselves; they want to show you a good time. This is beyond hospitality. This is art. Isabel Fonseca
For a man who walks in the light, to stay...
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For a man who walks in the light, to stay humble is not to walk in the dark; you don't need to project yourself to be thought an honest man. Mike Norton
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Don't forget that we lawyers, we're a higher breed of intellect, and so it's our privilege to lie. It's as clear as day. Animals can't even imagine lying: if you were to find yourself among some wild islanders, they too would only speak the truth until they learned about European culture. Yevgeny Zamyatin
Telling one lie almost always requires another, and before the...
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Telling one lie almost always requires another, and before the storyteller knows it, they will be caught inside of their own web. Jenna Alatari
Tension, in the long run, is a more dangerous force...
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Tension, in the long run, is a more dangerous force than any feud known to man. Criss Jami
Cruel', O'Kelly laughed, 'it's cruel to tell children the truth....
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Cruel', O'Kelly laughed, 'it's cruel to tell children the truth. If anything convinces me of God's mercy, then it's his gift of making us unable to lie. Yevgeny Zamyatin
Always be truthful and you will have fewer visits from...
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Always be truthful and you will have fewer visits from regret, guilt or fear. Suzy Kassem
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She had argued for a broad interpretation, which imposed a duty to answer questions truthfully, and not to hide facts which could give a different complexion to a matter, but on subsequent thought she had revised her position. Although she still believed that one should be frank in answers to questions, this duty arose only where there was an obligation, based on a reasonable expectation, to make a full disclosure. There was no duty to reveal everything in response to a casual question by one who had no right to the information. Alexander McCall Smith
If you can get others to believe that your random...
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If you can get others to believe that your random guesses are actual answers, they’ll never guess that you never understood the question in the first place. Craig D. Lounsbrough
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We doubt in others, what is in fact in ourselves. The skeletons in your own closet are the things that scare you the most about others; people who come from a background of lying are suspicious of lying in others and so on and so forth. The most trusting of people, are not people who have never been betrayed or who have never felt pain; but the most trusting of people are those who in themselves do not find those things worthy of that blame. We see the world through the eyes of the condition of our own souls. . C. Joybell C.
There is nothing worse for the lying soul than the...
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There is nothing worse for the lying soul than the mirror of reality. Steve Maraboli
When God takes out the trash, don't go digging back...
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When God takes out the trash, don't go digging back through it. Trust Him. Amaka Imani Nkosazana
Romantic literature is in effect imaginative lying.
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Romantic literature is in effect imaginative lying. Oscar Wilde
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The worst of it is that while we continue to sink deeper into the muck and mire that we’ve created, in the very descent itself we ignorantly declare that in reality we are rising. And until desperation has crippled us sufficiently to confess the lie that we are lifting ourselves out of this mess, and until the panic of utter hopelessness has driven us to completely surrender all of the pathetic contrivances that we’ve fashioned that have put us there, we will never realize that God has readied solid ground that stands but a single step away . Craig D. Lounsbrough
The kind of lies that someone tells us gives us...
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The kind of lies that someone tells us gives us an idea of how stupid, knowledgeable, intelligent, or ignorant they are … or they think we are. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I believe in my mask-- The man I made up...
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I believe in my mask-- The man I made up is me I believe in my dance-- And my destiny Sam Shepard
Da used to say that lies were easy, but trust...
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Da used to say that lies were easy, but trust was hard. Trust is like faith: it can turn people into believers, but every time it's lost, trust becomes harder and harder to win back. Victoria Schwab
Women writers make for rewarding (and efficient) lovers. They are...
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Women writers make for rewarding (and efficient) lovers. They are clever liars to fathers and husbands; yet they never hold their tongues too long, nor keep ardent typing fingers still. Roman Payne
Writers of fiction embellish reality almost without knowing it.
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Writers of fiction embellish reality almost without knowing it. Aljean Harmetz
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As soon as we got back I ran upstairs and told everyone the story, thus telling everyone the alarm code, thus breaking one of the Ten Commandments when I lied and said I’d keep the code a secret. As I’ve known for a long, long time now, hell is going to be totally fucking worth it. Sarah Royal
Cheating and lying aren't struggles, they're reasons to break up.
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Cheating and lying aren't struggles, they're reasons to break up. Patti Callahan Henry
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If a man, who says he loves you, won’t tell you the details of a private conversation between him and another woman you can be sure he is not protecting your heart. He is protecting himself and the women he has feelings for. Wise women simply see things as they are, not as their low self-esteem allows. Shannon L. Alder
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Mom actually said that?" Cassie's face shown with happiness. "She always hated my math! "" Nah, " Martin said. "She was just being that way for you. She thought it was what you needed to hear. If parents told us what they really think about stuff, we could figure them out like regular people. Clare B. Dunkle
For the hackneyed art of lying without injury to anyone,...
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For the hackneyed art of lying without injury to anyone, Rushbrook, to his shame, was proficient. Elizabeth Inchbald
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A survey was done on people who LIE, but the results were unre L I Eable Unknown
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In 1988, a cave explorer named Véronique Le Guen volunteered for an extreme experiment: to live alone in an underground cavern in southern France without a clock for one hundred and eleven days, monitored by scientists who wished to study the human body's natural rhythms in the absence of time cues. For a while, she settled into a pattern of thirty hours awake and twenty hours asleep. She described herself as being "psychologically completely out of phase, where I no longer know what my values are or what is my purpose in life." When she returned to society, her husband later noted, she seemed to have an emptiness inside her that she was unable to fully express. "While I was alone in my cave I was my own judge, " she said. "You are your own most severe judge. You must never lie or all is lost. The strongest sentiment I brought out of the cave is that in my life I will never tolerate lying." A little more than a year later, Le Guen swallowed an overdose of barbiturates and lay down in her car in Paris, a suicide at age thirty-three. . Michael Finkel
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Above all, avoid lying, especially lying to yourself. Keep watching out for your lies, watch for them every hour, every minute. Also avoid disgust, both for others and yourself: whatever strikes you as disgusting within yourself is cleansed by the mere fact that you notice it. Avoid fear, too, although fear is really only a consequence of lies. Never be afraid of your petty selfishness when you try to achieve love and don’t be too alarmed if you act badly on occasion. Fyodor Dostoyevsky
I don't want a new purpose. I want what's mine....
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I don't want a new purpose. I want what's mine. I want my birthright. Faith Erin Hicks
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Tell me you'll never lie to me again, and I'll go with you. Pat Shand
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When I pretended to be precocious, people started the rumor that I was precocious. When I acted like an idler, rumor had it I was an idler. When I pretended I couldn't write a novel, people said I couldn't write. When I acted like a liar, they called me a liar. When I acted like a rich man, they started the rumor I was rich. When I feigned indifference, they classed me as the indifferent type. But when I inadvertently groaned because I was really in pain, they started the rumor that I was faking suffering. The world is out of joint. Osamu Dazai
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If [Patricia Highsmith] saw an acquaintance walking down the sidewalk she would deliberately cross over so as to avoid them. When she came in contact with people, she realised she split herself into many different, false, identities, but, because she loathed lying and deceit, she chose to absent herself completely rather than go through such a charade. Highsmith interpreted this characteristic as an example of 'the eternal hypocrisy in me', rather her mental shape-shifting had its source in her quite extraordinary ability to empathise. Her imaginative capacity to subsume her own identity, while taking on the qualities of those around her - her negative capability, if you like - was so powerful that she said she often felt like her inner visions were far more real than the outside world. She aligned herself with the mad and the miserable, 'the insane man who feels himself one with all mankind, all life, because in losing his mind, he has lost his ego, his self-ness', yet realised that such a state inspired her fiction. Her ambition, she said, was to write about the underlying sickness of this 'daedal planet' and capture the essence of the human condition: eternal disappointment. Andrew Wilson
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Most of the time, we see only what we want to see, or what others tell us to see, instead of really investigate to see what is really there. We embrace illusions only because we are presented with the illusion that they are embraced by the majority. When in truth, they only become popular because they are pounded at us by the media with such an intensity and high level of repetition that its mere force disguises lies and truths. And like obedient schoolchildren, we do not question their validity and swallow everything up like medicine. Why? Because since the earliest days of our youth, we have been conditioned to accept that the direction of the herd, and authority anywhere – is always right. Suzy Kassem
Isn't lying supposed to be a 'sin'? Or is it...
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Isn't lying supposed to be a 'sin'? Or is it okay to lie when trying to make people you hate look bad? Christina Engela
Leadership by deception isn't leadership. It's fraud.
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Leadership by deception isn't leadership. It's fraud. DaShanne Stokes
When you're dealing with frauds and liars, listen more to...
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When you're dealing with frauds and liars, listen more to what they don't say than what they do. DaShanne Stokes
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Can anyone maintain power without lying? It looks to me like living without breathing. Morality apart, I think some evils are part and parcel of nature and we cannot do without them. Sometimes evil is even necessary to run this evil nature. Bangambiki Habyarimana
Only when I quit lying to myself did I discover...
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Only when I quit lying to myself did I discover the real beauty of my truth. Scott Stabile
The best I can do is to ‘pretend’ that I’m...
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The best I can do is to ‘pretend’ that I’m my own god. But in the pretending I have to pretend that I’m not pretending, and somehow that doesn’t sound very god-like to me. Craig D. Lounsbrough
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Lying, the telling of beautiful untrue things, is the proper aim of Art. Oscar Wilde
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Did I really read every single book in the school? My mother maintains I did. Maybe I just told the teachers I had and they all believed me. Maybe this is where the lying about books really began. Where were the checks and balances? I blame the authorities. Andy Miller
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Just as little as a reader today reads all of the individual words (let alone syllables) on a page–rather he picks about five words at random out of twenty and "guesses" at the meaning that probably belongs to these five words–just as little do we see a tree exactly and completely with reference to leaves, twigs, color, and form; it is so very much easier for us to simply improvise some approximation of a tree. Even in the midst of the strangest experiences we will still do the same: we make up the major part of the experience and can scarcely be forced not to contemplate some event as its "inventors." All this means: basically and from time immemorial we are–accustomed to lying. Or to put it more virtuously and hypocritically, in short, more pleasantly: one is much more of an artist than one knows. Friedrich Nietzsche
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To remain lying on thorns (kanta) is called boredom (kantado). Dada Bhagwan
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History is a set of lies agreed upon. Unknown
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The mistake ninety-nine percent of humanity made, as far as Fats could see, were being ashamed of what they were, lying about it, trying to be somebody else. Honesty was Fats' currency, his weapon and defense. It frightened people when you were honest; it shocked them. Other people, Fats had discovered, were mired in embarrasment and pretense, terrified that their truths might leak out, but Fats was attracted by rawness, by everything that was ugly but honest, by the dirty things about which the likes of his father felt humiliated and disgusted. Fats thought a lot about messiahs and pariahs; about men labeled mad or criminal; noble misfits shunned by the sleepy masses. J.k. Rowling
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One human could simply withhold its feelings and intentions from another human by failing to audibilize or it could audibilize things that were not real. The other human would be aware only of what it heard and would change its behavior in response to a nonexistent stimulus. They called it 'lying. Robert Buettner
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If it is worth the pain. If it is worth the anguish. Then leave me lying in agony. Saim .A. Cheeda
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How much easier life was once you learned how to lie. I had gotten into trouble by speaking out of turn, arguing and answering back so many times. Not anymore. Now I would do what I wanted, and no one would stop me. Unknown
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Truth will never shine from a heart filled with corruption and lies. Suzy Kassem
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Whatever you do, don’t make it worse by trying to come up with some flimsy excuse for why you were in the ventilation shaft, Lina told herself. Jaleigh Johnson
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Quit lying to yourself and accept your power and beauty. Liberate yourself from the slow-death you call life. Bryant McGill
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Such an impolite person. He is honest with everyone. Ljupka Cvetanova
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Repeat a lie a hundred times and it becomes an ideal. Ljupka Cvetanova
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Don't go out of your way to correct a false assumption if it plays to your advantage. Ivanka Trump
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If truth is relative, then it’s cousin is anarchy. Craig D. Lounsbrough
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You can lie to yourself about all kinds of things. Until you can't, anymore. Until reality pounds a hole through your fantasy castle and the reality check must be cashed in. Ann Aguirre
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She had come into the garden expecting summer roses and had instead been caught in a bank of twisted, thorny, frostbitten vines. Nenia Campbell
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Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is. Barbara Bush
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Lying is the most fun a woman can have without taking her clothes off. Natalie Portman
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Niko popped a spare slice of bacon in his mouth, chewing it up contentedly. “I hate being a soul, being dead. You know what I hate most about it?”“ No sex?” Sophie guessed.“ That’s what I hate second most about it. No, what I hate most is–”“ That you can’t lie, ” Adrian cut in. Niko lifted his eyebrows at him, impressed. “You do know me. Exactly right.”“ And no bacon, ” Freya added. . Molly Ringle
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I want you to lie to me just as sweetly as you know how for the rest of my life. F. Scott Fitzgerald
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Don't trust a mirror that only tells you how wonderful you look. Matshona Dhliwayo
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If parents don’t want to hear the truth, children learn not to speak it. Nikki Sex
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Children and fools always speak the truth. Mark Twain
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Ô, wine! , the truth-serum so potent that all those who wish to live happy lives should abstain from drinking it entirely! ... except of course when they are alone. Roman Payne
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When a man is penalized for honesty he learns to lie. Criss Jami
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As cliché as it might sound, I'd rather lose than win by cheating. The latter is a much deeper, more personal loss in that one is admittedly whispering to himself his lack of competence. His cheating then begets more cheating, as he is ever-privately, ever-subconsciously insulting himself; thus, gradually deteriorating any remaining confidence. Criss Jami
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Sometimes people who adamantly assert an opinion or view don't even hold it themselves. David J. Lieberman
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The guilty are uncomfortable with silence. David J. Lieberman
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People, in general, tend to project onto others their own state of mind. Well-meaning people inevitably assume other people are well meaning. People who cheat assume everyone cheats. People who deceive assume everybody deceives. Confessions of a Whistle-Blower: Lessons Anna C. Salter. Ethics & Behavior, Volume 8, Issue 2 June 1998 Anna C. Salter