1
Nothing is expensive when you promise.Ljupka Cvetanova
2
If time is money and you wasted my time, then give me back my money!Ljupka Cvetanova
3
Go to bed! Someone is anxious to come into your dream.Ljupka Cvetanova
4
Once you drop a mask, you can never wear it again.Ljupka Cvetanova
5
People will never get in touch with democracy. It's always surrounded by bodyguards.Ljupka Cvetanova
6
Things are always either black or white. The grey in between is only a confusion.Ljupka Cvetanova
7
Give a man a finger, he’ll put a wedding ring on it!Ljupka Cvetanova
8
Playing a fool is the best paid role.Ljupka Cvetanova
9
In the beginning there was the Word. Then we broke it.Ljupka Cvetanova
10
Repeat a lie a thousand times and it become a successful political campaign.Ljupka Cvetanova
11
They would sweep their poverty under the carpet if only they had one.Ljupka Cvetanova
12
In women he doesn't trust! He is an atheist.Ljupka Cvetanova
13
True friends chop the onions and cry together.Ljupka Cvetanova
14
Women strive to be the change they want to see in the mirror.Ljupka Cvetanova
15
I improvise therefore I exist!Ljupka Cvetanova
16
Poor people! They build tunnels to reach the light.Ljupka Cvetanova
17
My expectations for the future? A beautiful past.Ljupka Cvetanova
18
I have a wide circle of friends, wide enough to keep them away from me.Ljupka Cvetanova
19
If you don't understand it, it's art.Ljupka Cvetanova
20
Keep your heads up! We are sinking!Ljupka Cvetanova
21
Keep trying? I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whiskyLjupka Cvetanova
22
What does your birth date say about you? You are old!Ljupka Cvetanova
23
I have a headache. If only I had a crown to put on!Ljupka Cvetanova
24
If Socrates was alive today he would say : I know that I know everything. That's what contemporary philosophers do.Ljupka Cvetanova
25
Many people know they're working, but not what they're working.Ljupka Cvetanova
26
Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.Ljupka Cvetanova
27
Love doesn't go away overnight. It sometimes stays for coffee.Ljupka Cvetanova
28
One can not come back from life.Ljupka Cvetanova
29
I don't spend money on books. I write them myself.Ljupka Cvetanova
30
Hide in the mirror. No one will look for you there.Ljupka Cvetanova
31
When you are a child at home alone, you’re afraid someone might come; when you are old and at home alone, you’re afraid no one will come.Ljupka Cvetanova
32
Modesty is fear.Ljupka Cvetanova
33
Hide in the morrow. No one will look for you there.Ljupka Cvetanova
34
Love?! When a piece of broke heart hits you.Ljupka Cvetanova
35
Love at first sight? Let me just put on my glasses.Ljupka Cvetanova
36
Love at first life!Ljupka Cvetanova
37
I would die for you, my love–in old age.Ljupka Cvetanova
38
Most people are willing to promise you a lot. A few are those who can promise you a little, just as much as they can.Ljupka Cvetanova
39
Poor people! No territory invasion can broaden their narrow minds.Ljupka Cvetanova
40
People strive to be ahead of time just to get a chance to trip it.Ljupka Cvetanova
41
It’s easy to count other people’s mistakes. Make your own if you can.Ljupka Cvetanova
42
You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you’re smart, you’ll end up as a comedian. If you’re not, you’ll end up as a clown.Ljupka Cvetanova
43
The word is my weapon. FIRE!Ljupka Cvetanova
44
People would rather be equal thank free.Ljupka Cvetanova
45
The wind is blowing. Don’t bend if you want to please him.Ljupka Cvetanova
46
I got married. A bright past is ahead of me!Ljupka Cvetanova
47
Silence is the most expensive to buy.Ljupka Cvetanova
48
An independent newspaper? It is a newspaper that looks nothing like a newspaper.Ljupka Cvetanova
49
Misfortune never comes singly. It's surrounded by bodyguards.Ljupka Cvetanova
50
Help yourself with the state! It's on democracy!Ljupka Cvetanova
51
It's easy for common people to say what they think about the government. No one listens to them.Ljupka Cvetanova
52
The Earth orbits round tables.Ljupka Cvetanova
53
While the truth is putting on its shoes, the lie becomes a president!Ljupka Cvetanova
54
Pandora opened the box with the new high-heels, put them on and went out to town.Ljupka Cvetanova
55
Galileo, yet men turn around women!Ljupka Cvetanova
56
Men never forget true love. They always remember all the women they couldn't have.Ljupka Cvetanova
57
Men weigh love with hands.Ljupka Cvetanova
58
He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.Ljupka Cvetanova
59
Walking through life, we spend most of our energy choosing the right shoes.Ljupka Cvetanova
60
Women! Dressed to kill the woman in them.Ljupka Cvetanova
61
Men can go to hell! I’ll meet them there.Ljupka Cvetanova
62
Poets, you always write about women worth dying for. Write, for a change, something about the ones worth living for!Ljupka Cvetanova
63
Life is a circle. It spins you around.Ljupka Cvetanova
64
Every woman with her own makeup!Ljupka Cvetanova
65
A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors.Ljupka Cvetanova
66
A good lover? One percent talent and ninety nine percent hard work.Ljupka Cvetanova
67
No one plows the field just by thinking about it.Ljupka Cvetanova
68
Opposities are married.Ljupka Cvetanova
69
Just married! A bright past is ahead of them!Ljupka Cvetanova
70
There is a perfect marriage. Any marriage counselor can tell you that.Ljupka Cvetanova
71
She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much!Ljupka Cvetanova
72
Behind every successful woman is a hungry man.Ljupka Cvetanova
73
Politics knows no currency.Ljupka Cvetanova
74
A criminal always returns home.Ljupka Cvetanova
75
The key to happiness is under the doorstep rug.Ljupka Cvetanova
76
I think therefore I am not sure.Ljupka Cvetanova
77
I know the power of speech. I don't talk much.Ljupka Cvetanova
78
Big people never scare me. I am a little man. I can easily hide.Ljupka Cvetanova
79
I give away examples!Ljupka Cvetanova
80
Be a man! Put on a mask.Ljupka Cvetanova
81
I watched you undress. Shame on you!Ljupka Cvetanova
82
Good advice is usually given by someone who was once a bad example.Ljupka Cvetanova
83
Who am I to judge me?Ljupka Cvetanova
84
While the man is putting on it's shoes, the woman can buy dozens of high heels.Ljupka Cvetanova
85
I will take all my rights! Can you deliver them to my house?Ljupka Cvetanova
86
He asked her for coffee, but she wanted tea instead.Ljupka Cvetanova
87
He has his head in the clouds. He must live in a skyscraper.Ljupka Cvetanova
88
His boat sank. They were all on his side.Ljupka Cvetanova
89
I've learned my lesson. I know nothing.Ljupka Cvetanova
90
In his life there was only one woman. The other one.Ljupka Cvetanova
91
No air, no balloons!Ljupka Cvetanova
92
They were all on his side. Hi boat sank.Ljupka Cvetanova
93
You have the chance to remain silent. Everything you say will be misused.Ljupka Cvetanova
94
Children are our future. Unfortunately, we are their past.Ljupka Cvetanova
95
Journalists are never hungry. They swallow everything.Ljupka Cvetanova
96
Love is worth dying for, said the spermatozoid.Ljupka Cvetanova
97
Turn off the lights! They overshadow my fame!Ljupka Cvetanova
98
In searching for myself, I have created myself.Ljupka Cvetanova
99
I saw an injured black cat. God knows, who has crossed her path.Ljupka Cvetanova
100
Such an impolite person. He is honest with everyone.Ljupka Cvetanova