200+ Best Kid Quotes And Sayings

Kids are the best. They’re adorable and uncontrollable, so it’s fun to get to know them better. Maybe you’re new to parenthood, or you’ve been around them your whole life. Whatever the case, we’ve got the collection of kid quotes you need to know today!

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The only love that I really believe in is a mother’s love for her children. Karl Lagerfeld
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You know all that sympathy that you feel for an abused child who suffers without a good mom or dad to love and care for them? Well, they don't stay children forever. No one magically becomes an adult the day they turn eighteen. Some people grow up sooner, many grow up later. Some never really do. But just remember that some people in this world are older versions of those same kids we cry for. Ashly Lorenzana
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I think that the best thing we can do for our children is to allow them to do things for themselves, allow them to be strong, allow them to experience life on their own terms, allow them to take the subway... let them be better people, let them believe more in themselves. C. Joybell C.
What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up,...
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What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? Lynette Mather
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot,...
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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. Rodney Dangerfield
Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent,...
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Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God. Scott Dikkers
Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little...
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Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon--perfect. Jim Butcher
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in...
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We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. H.l. Mencken
If your kid needs a role model and you ain't...
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you're both fucked. George Carlin
I am charging you with the protection of my mother...
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I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal. Eoin Colfer
Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd...
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid! Bill Watterson
Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never...
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Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place. Ilona Andrews
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How many of us have lately taken the time out to look at the sky; marvel at the clouds; smell the flowers; or smelt the fresh scent of rain; bought a stranger a cup of tea or coffee; given our time to help another; or just taken time out to sit and watch people rush hither and tither; said "I love you"; smiled at a complete stranger; joined in with kids from the street to play a game? Sadly, I would have to say..not many. It's sad.. Anthony T. Hincks
We use Halloween to scare the kids and bankers to...
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We use Halloween to scare the kids and bankers to scare the adults. Anthony T Hincks
Orfanages r fule of little misstakes, just like my Englich.
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Orfanages r fule of little misstakes, just like my Englich. Anthony T. Hincks
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The worst thing in life is having parents that always stand against you and never with you. They discourage you, instill fear in you, hold you back, push you down and never encourage you to fly forward. When I have kids, they'll already be born with propellers with added wings. Even if one tells me they want to go learn how to ride lions in Africa, if their heart is driving that desire, I'd say "DO IT".If we throw blankets over our children's dreams, we darken their world and extinguish their desire to live. I'd rather my kid die with a wild fire in his/her heart than with a malfunctioning or drained out fuse. Always allow your kids to keep humming with dreams and ideas that fuel their passions. Never tell them something is impossible. If you have a really strong determined kid, they'll go out there killing themselves trying to do the unachievable just to prove you wrong. And if you have a weak kid, they'll give up on life and settle for bagging Cokes and potato chips at your local grocery store. Suzy Kassem
Trustful people are the pure at heart, as they are...
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Trustful people are the pure at heart, as they are moved by the zeal of their own trustworthiness. Criss Jami
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We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years but it isn't smart for them to continue waiting all their lives for him to come down the chimney with something wonderful. Santa Claus and God are cousins. Andy Rooney
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The parent is protector and trainer, but never the ultimate teacher. Every parent is responsible for teaching their kid basic moral conduct, manners, the difference between love and hate, and right from wrong. However, after maturity, the child must set off to seek knowledge on their own. Religion is never to be forced. And you cannot threaten your child with hell and tell them your religion is the only right way. There is no one right way. The many ways to the Creator are as varied as the colors of a rainbow. . Suzy Kassem
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To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell. Mokokoma Mokhonoana