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After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.Mark Twain

2
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.Mark Twain

3
Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.Mark Twain

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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.Mark Twain
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Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.Mark Twain

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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.Mark Twain
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Obscurity and a competence–that is the life that is best worth living.Mark Twain

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Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates.Mark Twain

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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.Mark Twain

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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.Mark Twain

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.Mark Twain

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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.Mark Twain

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I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.Mark Twain

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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.Mark Twain

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I wish I could make him understand that a loving good heart is riches enough, and that without it intellect is poverty.Mark Twain

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There isn't time, so brief is life, for bickerings, apologies, heartburnings, callings to account. There is only time for loving, and but an instant, so to speak, for that.Mark Twain

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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.Mark Twain

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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.Mark Twain
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.Mark Twain

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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.Mark Twain