200+ "Mark Twain" Quotes And Sayings

After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her. Mark Twain

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. Mark Twain

Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. Mark Twain

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. Mark Twain

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. Mark Twain

Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates. Mark Twain

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it. Mark Twain

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. Mark Twain

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. Mark Twain

Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary. Mark Twain

I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened. Mark Twain

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. Mark Twain

I wish I could make him understand that a loving good heart is riches enough, and that without it intellect is poverty. Mark Twain

There isn't time, so brief is life, for bickerings, apologies, heartburnings, callings to account. There is only time for loving, and but an instant, so to speak, for that. Mark Twain

Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well. Mark Twain

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. Mark Twain

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know. Mark Twain