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Self-doubt is a persuasive mistress careful not to shag her or you’ll never get your balls back.” - Simon HuntDannika Dark
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Finding out that you are not your lover’s only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side chick … or the side dick.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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For he was aware of the great secret of life: Women don't look for handsome men. Women look for men who have had beautiful women. Having an ugly mistress is therefore a fatal mistake.Milan Kundera
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Virtue will cut your head off, vice will only cut your hair.Unknown
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Some women would not cheat, and some would not have cheated, had they each married a man whom they love … or at least like.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Silent as a flower, her face fell in dismay, aware that the ghost of lust ate and left, sensing that there was a different scent of perfume consuming the room, and that she had numbered and counted the he loves me, he loves me not of each petal, where the lifeless dust had settle.Anthony Liccione
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When a man takes a mistress, he doesn't turn around and divorce his wife.Arthur Golden
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To celebrate his prosperity, fellow employees and friends urged him to take a young concubine to "serve him". Even Ye Ye's boss, the London-educated K. C. Li, jokingly volunteered to "give" him a couple of girls with his bonus. Ye Ye reported all this in a matter-of-fact way in a letter to his wife, adding touchingly that he was a "one-woman man".Adeline Yen Mah
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To be the mistress of a married man is to have the better role. Do you realize? His dirty shirt, his disgusting underwear, his daily ironing, his bad breath, his hemorrhoid attacks, his fuss, not to mention his bad moods, and his tantrums. Well all that is for his wife. When a married man comes to his mistress.. he's always bleached and ironed, his teeth sparkle, his breath is like perfume, he's in a good mood, he's full of conversation, he is there to have a good time with you.Marjane Satrapi
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A wife who discomforts you with truth is better than a mistress who massages you with lies.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Challenge who you can be, don't let fate control your future. Fate can come to rule your life if you don't decide for yourselves exactly what you want. It fills in the bits like a mischievous mistress.Steven Redhead
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Medicine is my lawful wife, and literature is my mistress. When I get fed up with one, I spend the night with the other. Though it is irregular, it is less boring this way, and besides, neither of them loses anything through my infidelity.Anton Chekhov
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Stephan was secretive and a liar, but he was a very gentle and expert lover. She was the petted, cherished child, the desired mistress, the worshipped, perfumed goddess. She was all these things to Stephan - or so he made her believe.Jean Rhys
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But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:1. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.8thly and Lastly They are so grateful! ! Thus much for my Paradox. But still I advise you to marry directly; being sincerely Your affectionate Friend.Benjamin Franklin
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She wondered which would be worse -- to belong to the group assigned to lifelong drudgery, or to be on the other side, thinking you deserved everything the universe by sheer good luck had tossed in your lap, never realizing your whole life was based on lies.Jo Victor
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And after that until the end, there was no relief from being a girl with chores that she wasn’t being paid for, a girl with no new sandals and a friend who wasn’t a friend but a mistress, and a family that wasn’t but people who owned her and ordered her about, and nothing at all but her pretty breasts and her round bottom and her misbehaving hair to help her feel any different.Ru Freeman
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Look upon me, Mistress. Watch as I wither!J.r. Ward
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O Mistress mine, where are you roaming? O, stay and hear; your true love's coming, That can sing both high and low: Trip no further, pretty sweeting; Journeys end in lovers meeting, Every wise man's son doth know. What is love? 'Tis not hereafter; Present mirth hath present laughter; What's to come is still unsure: In delay there lies not plenty; Then, come kiss me, sweet and twenty, Youth's a stuff will not endure.William Shakespeare
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A sailor's love for the sea is only matched by his mistress's salty kiss.Anthony T. Hincks
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The thought of a comedy with paid prostitutes always seemed so silly and purposeless, for a person hired by me could never take the place of my imagination of a 'cruel mistress'.Richard Von KrafftEbing
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As a techdomme I love to take control of your digital life, your PC and of course that will have REAL LIFE effects and control.Mistress Harley
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Don't be mad at a hoe for doing what she does best, besides it's not her that owes you that loyalty.Michelle Blanchard
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She is not my mistress, ' replied the young sailor gravely, ‘she is my betrothed.’' Sometimes one and the same thing, ' said Morrel, with a smile.' Not with us, sir, ' replied Dantes.Alexandre Dumas
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Betrayal clearly has its own reward: the small deep human satisfaction of having one up on someone else. It is the psychology of the mistress, and this regime used it as fuel.Anna Funder
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Behold your new mistress, my wife, " he pronounced, "and know that when shebids you, I have bidden you. What service you render her, you are rendering me. What loyalty you give or withhold from her, you give or withhold from me! "- Royce WestmorelandJudith McNaught
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The ocean is both my mistress and my lover. How else can I explain her salty kiss that is still on my lips.Anthony T.Hincks
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...a bard's down-to-earth love: My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun; Coral is far more red and when she walks, treads on the ground...John Geddes
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I came there again another time. And I looked many times again. I was filled with consolation, with my consolation. The thirty-three abominations were truthful. They were the truth. They were life. The sharp fragments of life, sharp, complete moments. Such are women. They have lovers. Each of these thirty-three (or how many of them were there?) had painted his mistress. Excellent! I grew used to myself being in their presence. Thirty-three mistresses! Thirty-three mistresses! And I was all of them and yet all were not me. I studied the abomination for a long while: before I modeled for them, as well as afterwards. I modelled in order to study. This I felt so keenly. It seemed to me that I was learning about life by pieces, by separate pieces, fragments, but every fragment possessed all its own complexity and power. The abominations began to divide in half. With every day this became clearer. One half became mistresses and the other half queens. Each of the thirty-three created his mistress or his queen.(" Thirty Three Abominations") .Lydia ZinovievaAnnibal
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Much can be inferred about a man from his mistress: in her one beholds his weaknesses and his dreams.Georg C. Lichtenberg
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Happiness, that grand mistress of the ceremonies in the dance of life, impels us through all its mazes and meanderings, but leads none of us by the same route.Charles Caleb Colton
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Power is my mistress. I have worked too hard at her conquest to allow anyone to take her away from me.Napoleon Bonaparte
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I'm married to the theater but my mistress is the films.Oskar Werner
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No lover, if he be of good faith, and sincere, will deny he would prefer to see his mistress dead than unfaithful.Marquis De Sade
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Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.Ambrose Bierce
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That, sir, depends on whether I embrace your mistress or your politics.John Wilkes
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Money differs from an automobile or mistress in being equally important to those who have it and those who do not.John Kenneth Galbraith
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Men will bear many things from a kept mistress, which they would not bear from a wife.Samuel Richardson