200+ Best Zombie Quotes And Sayings

Zombie movies and stories have been around since the early 1900s and have gained popularity since then. They are full of suspense, horror, and even comedy. The best zombie quotes will remind you that life is not always easy and you need to be prepared for the unexpected. And when you’re ready to face your worst fears, our list of funny zombie quotes will help you through it.

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Hey! " Caleb snapped as he realized Nick was about to lock him on the outside with their attackers. He pushed the door open and glared at him. "No man left behind." Nick scoffed. "This aint' the army, boy. It's every man for himself. Fall behind. Get eaten Sherrilyn Kenyon
Alive or dead, the truth won't rest. Rise up while...
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Alive or dead, the truth won't rest. Rise up while you can. Mira Grant
Sometimes you have to do something ugly so that something...
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Sometimes you have to do something ugly so that something beautiful can grow. Cedric Nye
When one door closes, a window opens and then zombies...
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When one door closes, a window opens and then zombies pile in and bite you in the ass. Unknown
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I like living in my head because in there, everyone is kind and innocent. Once you start integrating yourself into the world, you realize that people are nasty, mean creatures. They're worse than zombies. People try to crush your soul and destroy your happiness, but zombies just want to have a little nibble of your brain. J. Cornell Michel
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The pretty ones are usually unhappy. They expect everyone to be enamored of their beauty. How can a person be content when their happiness lies in someone else's hands, ready to be crushed at any moment? Ordinary-looking people are far superior, because they are forced to actually work hard to achieve their goals, instead of expecting people to fall all over themselves to help them. J. Cornell Michel
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Why don't you check out those teenagers in the middle row? They've been going at it like dogs in heat ever since the previews. They're probably both werewolves. And even if they aren't, you should throw them out on principle alone. Rusty Fischer
...and we'll see what happens when we say Yes while...
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...and we'll see what happens when we say Yes while this rigor mortis world screams No. Isaac Marion
Nothing is impossible to kill. It's just that sometimes after...
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Nothing is impossible to kill. It's just that sometimes after you kill something you have to keep shooting it until it stops moving Mira Grant
If you love someone, you're not supposed to want them...
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If you love someone, you're not supposed to want them to come back. Better a peaceful sleep in the earth than the life of a zombie--not really dead but not really alive, either. Cassandra Clare
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There is a child - a baby - who long since kicked off her blankets. Her skin is ashen and her mouth open in a perpetual yet silent scream. She isn't old enough to roll over, to sit up, to climb. So she lies there kicking her fat legs against the footboard of the crib, eternally calling for her mother. For food. For flesh. Carrie Ryan
When it's my time, and the reaper calls my name,...
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When it's my time, and the reaper calls my name, there will be no stink of fear on me, and my only wish will be to die with grace, covered in the blood of my enemies. Cedric Nye
..the nuclear family from across the street, which, as a...
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..the nuclear family from across the street, which, as a result of decay, truly did have 2.5 kids; Robin Becker
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You can’t get the blood out. Steven Ramirez
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She watched as the dancing lights of madness swirled and flickered in his eyes like the fires of hell, and she knew that there would never be anything that could quench those fires except death. Vanessa knew that Jango had become his own Grim Reaper. Cedric Nye
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...they come to us, these restless dead, Shrouds woven from the words of men, With trumpets sounding overhead( The walls of hope have grown so thin And all our vaunted innocence Has withered in this endless frost) That promise little recompense For all we risk, for all we've lost... Mira Grant
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FRUITS AND NUTSKeep jumping around them like monkeys. The clones, Commercialized zombies, And the TV junkies. Keep throwing berries, Twigs, And nuts at them. Until they wake up To see what's up And figure out why We're laughing at 'em. Suzy Kassem
Often, a school is your best bet-perhaps not for education...
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Often, a school is your best bet-perhaps not for education but certainly for protection from an undead attack. Max Brooks
My friend
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My friend "M" says the irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny, but you can't smile, because your lips have rotted off. Isaac Marion
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Yeah, okay. You're right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steak, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A. He told me all his secrets, but too bad for you I promised him I wouldn't tell. In exchange I asked him to gather his best undead buddies and stalk me through my friend's yard. And oh, yeah, it was totally fine if they wanted to use me as an all-night-dinner buffet, because having organs is SO last year. . Gena Showalter