100 Quotes About Zombie

Zombie movies and stories have been around since the early 1900s and have gained popularity since then. They are full of suspense, horror, and even comedy. The best zombie quotes will remind you that life is not always easy and you need to be prepared for the unexpected. And when you’re ready to face your worst fears, our list of funny zombie quotes will help you through it.

Hey! " Caleb snapped as he realized Nick was about to lock him on the outside with their attackers. He pushed the door open and glared at him. "No man left behind." Nick scoffed. "This aint' the army, boy. It's every man for himself. Fall behind. Get eaten Sherrilyn Kenyon
Alive or dead, the truth won't rest. Rise up while...
Alive or dead, the truth won't rest. Rise up while you can. Mira Grant
Sometimes you have to do something ugly so that something...
Sometimes you have to do something ugly so that something beautiful can grow. Cedric Nye
When one door closes, a window opens and then zombies...
When one door closes, a window opens and then zombies pile in and bite you in the ass. Unknown
I like living in my head because in there, everyone is kind and innocent. Once you start integrating yourself into the world, you realize that people are nasty, mean creatures. They're worse than zombies. People try to crush your soul and destroy your happiness, but zombies just want to have a little nibble of your brain. J. Cornell Michel
The pretty ones are usually unhappy. They expect everyone to be enamored of their beauty. How can a person be content when their happiness lies in someone else's hands, ready to be crushed at any moment? Ordinary-looking people are far superior, because they are forced to actually work hard to achieve their goals, instead of expecting people to fall all over themselves to help them. J. Cornell Michel
Why don't you check out those teenagers in the middle row? They've been going at it like dogs in heat ever since the previews. They're probably both werewolves. And even if they aren't, you should throw them out on principle alone. Rusty Fischer
...and we'll see what happens when we say Yes while...
...and we'll see what happens when we say Yes while this rigor mortis world screams No. Isaac Marion
Nothing is impossible to kill. It's just that sometimes after...
Nothing is impossible to kill. It's just that sometimes after you kill something you have to keep shooting it until it stops moving Mira Grant
If you love someone, you're not supposed to want them...
If you love someone, you're not supposed to want them to come back. Better a peaceful sleep in the earth than the life of a zombie--not really dead but not really alive, either. Cassandra Clare
There is a child - a baby - who long since kicked off her blankets. Her skin is ashen and her mouth open in a perpetual yet silent scream. She isn't old enough to roll over, to sit up, to climb. So she lies there kicking her fat legs against the footboard of the crib, eternally calling for her mother. For food. For flesh. Carrie Ryan
When it's my time, and the reaper calls my name,...
When it's my time, and the reaper calls my name, there will be no stink of fear on me, and my only wish will be to die with grace, covered in the blood of my enemies. Cedric Nye
..the nuclear family from across the street, which, as a...
..the nuclear family from across the street, which, as a result of decay, truly did have 2.5 kids; Robin Becker
You can’t get the blood out. Steven Ramirez
She watched as the dancing lights of madness swirled and flickered in his eyes like the fires of hell, and she knew that there would never be anything that could quench those fires except death. Vanessa knew that Jango had become his own Grim Reaper. Cedric Nye
...they come to us, these restless dead, Shrouds woven from the words of men, With trumpets sounding overhead( The walls of hope have grown so thin And all our vaunted innocence Has withered in this endless frost) That promise little recompense For all we risk, for all we've lost... Mira Grant
FRUITS AND NUTSKeep jumping around them like monkeys. The clones, Commercialized zombies, And the TV junkies. Keep throwing berries, Twigs, And nuts at them. Until they wake up To see what's up And figure out why We're laughing at 'em. Suzy Kassem
Often, a school is your best bet-perhaps not for education...
Often, a school is your best bet-perhaps not for education but certainly for protection from an undead attack. Max Brooks
My friend
My friend "M" says the irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny, but you can't smile, because your lips have rotted off. Isaac Marion
Yeah, okay. You're right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steak, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A. He told me all his secrets, but too bad for you I promised him I wouldn't tell. In exchange I asked him to gather his best undead buddies and stalk me through my friend's yard. And oh, yeah, it was totally fine if they wanted to use me as an all-night-dinner buffet, because having organs is SO last year. . Gena Showalter
Since I had a soft spot for zombies and my...
Since I had a soft spot for zombies and my curiosity was killing me, I opted for plan Z. Darynda Jones
It's cloaked in cultural mumbo jumbo, but I assure you...
It's cloaked in cultural mumbo jumbo, but I assure you that it is very hard science. Jonathan Maberry
I think you’ve forgotten that this place holds a lot more than justbetraying Hobgoblins. Call upon the spirits, summon fairies, raise thedead! My brother, you have the power to do so--now get off of your buttand use it! Richard P. Denney
Without purpose, we're zombies aimlessly roaming the earth.
Without purpose, we're zombies aimlessly roaming the earth. Ahmed Mostafa
The darkness of the room is pulsing with gunfire, and by our standards we are grossly outnumbered - there are only three of us to every one of them - but something is tipping things in our favor. Our manic speed is uncharacteristic of the Dead, and our prey are not prepared for it. Is this all coming from me? Creatures without desire usually don't move quickly, but they're following my lead, and I am an angry whirlwind. Isaac Marion
Then the Skopamish showed up. Their chests heaving, rotting eyes...
Then the Skopamish showed up. Their chests heaving, rotting eyes like dull raisins in their skulls. Their eyes found mine like a witching wand seeking water. Tamara Rose Blodgett
Right, he can kill the dead. What happens when he...
Right, he can kill the dead. What happens when he realizes we're training him to kill the living? Robert Kirkman
There is nothing virtuous or noble about being "tolerant" of people whose attitudes and behaviors you approve of. If you don't defend the freedom of even those individuals whose attitudes and behaviors you find disgusting, narrow-minded and offensive, then you are not tolerant. To "tolerate" doesn't mean you like it or approve of it; it means only that you ALLOW it to EXIST--i.e., you refrain from violently interfering. The people who look to "government" to FORCE people to be "nice" are not tolerant. . Larken Rose
Hecate dresses in all black, is extremely pale, unearthly beautiful and has the most chilling eyes I’ve ever known. All in all, she comes across as one of ‘The Walking Dead’ — except alive and far prettier! Unknown
Indeed, one concern would be that the initial neoconservative response...
Indeed, one concern would be that the initial neoconservative response to a zombie outbreak would be to invade Iraq again out of force of habit. Daniel W. Drezner
How pleasant it is to spend an evening in this way! I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! ”“ Spoken like one who has never known the ecstasy of holding a still-beating heart in her hand. Seth GrahameSmith
This plague.. This curse.. I have an idea where it came from. I don't think it's from any spell or virus or nuclear rays. I think it's from a deeper place. I think we brought it here. I think we crushed ourselves down over the centuries. Buried ourselves under greed and hate and whatever other sins we could find until our souls finally hit the rock bottom of the universe. And then they scraped a hole through it, into some.. dark place. We released it. We poked through the seabed and the oil erupted, painted us black, pulled our inner sickness out for everyone to see. Now here we are in this dry corpse of a world, rotting on our feet till there's nothing left but bones and the buzz of flies. . Isaac Marion
I'm a man born to blood and pain, and peace would be a killing blow for me. Cedric Nye
Kate grasped her small handbag and pulled a small blue vial and threw it into the grinding mass. It shattered harmlessly, causing two creatures to pause with a look of confusion." What is that potion?" Simon asked. Kate stared as the two undead things began to shuffle forward again. She glanced into her purse. "Damn it! That was my perfume. Clay Griffith
The nurse snorted, and said. “All men are pigs.” “Not all men.” Jango said. “Some of the men are zombies. Cedric Nye
Not all the magic of earth is benevolent. Alden Bell
Really the only time men and women get along is when women want sex. Brian South
No amount of wavy blond hair nor evenings spent with her plump lips applying just the right amount of pressure to his various pleasure points could make up for the rotting carcass of a soul that resided beneath all that beauty. Nicki Elson
The toddler started making this whine/moan noise while pawing at Tabitha. I know as a woman I'm supposed to have this innate love of babies, but the truth is, they kind of remind me of zombies. They stumble around, arms out, moaning. And if they get a hold of you, they suck the energy out of you. Cindi Madsen
Jane woke, stretched, and decided to kill herself. If she hadn’t found a reason to live by the end of the day she would jump from the rig. It felt good to have a plan. Adam Baker
I was somewhere between angry and turned-on. Steven Ramirez
I recalled something I’d read a long time ago about Satan. When he appeared, it wouldn’t be as a demon but as an ordinary-looking guy with a convincing message of peace. Steven Ramirez
[In case of zombie uprising] Marxists and Feminists would likely sympathize more with zombies. To Marxists, the undead symbolize the oppressed proletariat. Unless the zombies were all undead white males, feminists would likely welcome the posthuman smashing of existing patriarchal structures. Daniel W. Drezner
I felt bad for the girls in my school, who flocked to prom like it was the second coming of Christ, complete with double-rainbows and unicorns. G.G. Silverman
To me, the best zombie movies aren’t the splatter fests of gore and violence with goofy characters and tongue in cheek antics. Good zombie movies show us how messed up we are, they make us question our station in society… and our society’s station in the world. They show us gore and violence and all that cool stuff too… but there’s always an undercurrent of social commentary and thoughtfulness. Robert Kirkman
People nowadays talk about the world's problems like they're reading lines off a teleprompter. They recite what they're told and echo it without thinking. It has become easier to divide people than to unify them, and to blind them than to give them vision. We are no longer unified like a bowl of Cheerios. Instead, we have become as segregated as a box of Lucky Charms. Every day we see the same leprechauns on TV acting like they're the experts of everything. Suzy Kassem
We live, if we still do live, in a Sea of Chaos, out of which any fucking monster can evolve. Stephen Jones
You have to stand out, do something, to be remembered. Patricia Hamill
She turned back to the reporter, holding out the microphone. “I'm not an expert, I'm a survivor. I hope you can learn how to be one yourself. Rose Wynters
Zombies are familiar characters in philosophical thought experiments. They are like people in every way except they have no internal experience.. If there are enough zombies recruited into our world, I worry about the potential for a self-fulfilling prophecy. Maybe if people pretend they are not conscious or do not have free will - or that the cloud of online people is a person; if they pretend there is nothing special about the perspective of the individual - then perhaps we have the power to make it so. We might be able to collectively achieve antimagic. Humans are free. We can commmit suicide for the benefit of a Singularity. We can engineer our genes to better support an imaginary hive mind. We can make culture and journalism into second-rate activities and spend centuries remixing the detritus of the 1960s and other eras from before individual creativity went out of fashion. Or we can believe in ourselves. By chance, it might turn out we are real. Jaron Lanier
Clearly our current form of medicine will bankrupt us and simultaneously keep the chemical industry the number one money-maker as physicians nurture a nation of drugged zombies. Sherry A. Rogers
I've never really had time for romantic relationships. I have much more important things to worry about, like saving the world from zombies. J. Cornell Michel
In fact, since the accident, Mom doesn't love anyone. She is marble. Beautiful. Frigid. Easily stained by her family. What's left of us anyway. We are corpses. At first, we sought rebirth. But resurrection devoid of her love has made us zombies. We get up every morning, skip breakfast, hurry off to work or school. For in those other places, we are more at home. And sometimes we stagger beneath the weight of grief, the immensity of aloneness. Ellen Hopkins
The abundance of small things, it'll bury you. Alden Bell
Of course, if I eat all of him, if I spare his brain, he'll rise up and follow me back to the airport, and that might make feel better. I'll introduce him to everyone, and maybe we'll stand around and groan for a while. It's hard to say what 'friends' are any more, but that might be close. Isaac Marion
Just try it, ” he murmurs, reaching over to cover my hand gently. And I think, Whoa, that’s never happened before! Then: Is he just doing that because he thinks Wyatt is interested? And, finally, this: Who the hell cares?! Rusty Fischer
No one will say it to my face, but it’s so obvious they think I actually murdered Gavin. As if I would actually want to hurt the guy I was in love with. Still, I see it in their eyes, the way they avoid crossing my path as if I’ll snap and go after them next. I hear it in their accusatory whispers that fill the hallways as I pass by. The signs that I’m generally considered guilty are everywhere. Jen Naumann
For there has never been a story nearly as tragic as the one of Frankenstein, except for that of Johnny Heart and his Francesca Valentine. Rae Hachton
Fuathan don’t come out until after dark. Sunlight kills them.’‘ Like vampires?’‘ Kind of. Very mean, sub-aquatic vampires who don’t need to drink your blood, but might do it anyway, just for fun. Somerset McCoy
When Jesus said “Whoever eats my flesh & drinks my blood has eternal life” John 6:54 He was CLEARLY talking to Zombies & Vampires Pablo
Sometimes I have to act crazy to handle the crazies. Trying to be normal near the crazies makes me as crazy as them. The more I push reason and logic on them, the more they pervert it and use it against me, the angrier they make me feel. It's much easier to pretend they're ghosts talking to the wind, and ignore them as if they weren't really human. My mood improves, my self-esteem is better and I feel happier. On another hand, maybe I'm just being realistic here, because you can't really talk to the dead. That's what people without respect or empathy are; dead in the brain; just walking bodies without a soul. . Robin Sacredfire
I wish I could break this window. Step through it. But I can't break this window. I can't even find some less dramatic way to die inside of this school, like hanging myself or slitting my wrists, because what would they do with my body? It might put everyone at risk. I won't let myself do that. I'm not selfish like Lily.I hate her. I hate her so much my heart tries to crawl out of my throat but it gets stuck there and beats crazily in the too narrow space. I bring my hands to my neck and try to massage it back down. I pres so heard against the skin, my eyes sting, and then I'm hurrying back down the stairs, back to the first floor. I think of Trace running laps, something he can control. . Courtney Summers
Take it from an old cadaver. Let go of the past. David S.E. Zapanta
It's not about surviving. It should be about love. When you know love...that's what makes this life worth it. When you live with it everyday. Wake up with it, hold on to it during the thunder and after a nightmare. When love is your refuge from the death that surrounds us all and when it fills you so tight that you can't express it. Carrie Ryan
So why are you so mad at me for kissing you?”“ Because you took too long. If you'd done that, say, three years ago, we wouldn't have only had one kiss before we both get horribly mutilated. Rusty Fischer
Come here.” Nico reached over and gave Katty a great big hug. “Have I told you how much I love you lately?” Katty immediately turned soft. She had a big weakness for Nico. Just hearing the word 'love' instantly made her melt. “No, but I like to hear it.” She smiled back at him with a smile that illuminated her face. She did like to hear it. She hadn't know Nico for very long, but there was just something so awesome about him that she felt very loved. He may have been a Vampire, and had a heart as black as night, but deep down he was a good man. He knew how to love a girl when he found the right one. He loved her completely, and without any doubt. . Keira D. Skye
Who would want to be the prey in a world full of hunters? Alexia Purdy
With sunglasses, a hat, and half a pack of Band-Aids, Roger could pass as a human. Nadia Higgins
I never intended to become a zombie huntress; I had only intended to protest prom, high school’s last bastion of patriarchal society. G.G. Silverman
It saddened me that sometimes shopping was far more perilous than dealing with zombies and vampires. Anton Strout
He never did get right all the way again. And every once in a while he'd come down all bitey. Jonathan Maberry
Let’s get the heck out of here then. These dark empty places give me the creeps. I feel like zombies are going to spring out at any time, ” I said, picking up my dropped items.“ If there are zombies then we have much bigger problems, ” he joked.- Cora and Noah Andrea Heltsley
Some necrophobes earn their own fates. David S.E. Zapanta
Blood is really warm, it's like drinking hot chocolatebut with more screaming. Ryan Mecum
In an age of rust, she comes up stainless steel M.R. Carey
Walking out in the middle of a funeral would be, of course, bad form. So attempting to walk out on one's own was beyond the pale. Steve Hockensmith
It's why I get miffed at all the dashing around in recent zombie films. It completely misses the point; transforms the threat to a straightforward physical danger from the zombies themselves, rather than our own inability to avoid them and these films are about us, not them. There's far more meat on the bones of the latter, far more juicy interpretation to get our teeth into. The first zombie is by comparison thin and one dimensional and ironically, it is down to all the exercise. . Simon Pegg
Bodies lay in the sun. Bodies stood in the sun. N.J. Hallard
When she had died, his anchor was gone and the world had burned from his untethered insanity. Cedric Nye
What’s that supposed to mean, ‘a passin’ hunger?’ I ATE my fuckin’ girlfriend! An’ we ain’t talkin’ little fuckin’ love bites or a bit of a chew– I went wild kingdom on her ass! It was like a pig pickin’ after fuckin’ Lent-FUCK! E.V. Iverson
...seeing the way his trousers clung to those most English parts. Seth GrahameSmith
I think everyone should have a problem with zombies on fire. Faith McKay
Clear skin, a manicure, a couple dead zombies, and then fame! Faith McKay
They say revenge is a dish best served cold. This isn’t correct. Revenge is a dish best served lukewarm or at room temperature (depending on the room) with a side of sauerkraut lightly sprinkled with pepper, a generous helping of golden brown roasted potatoes, and a large loaf of marble rye, washed down with any kind of unfiltered wheat beer. But whatever you do–and remember this, as it can be a matter of life or death–don’t put any sort of fruit in the beer. Fruit doesn’t belong in beer. Brian South
When asked what profession they like least, most people will give the obvious answer: clowns. Brian South
This is why it is important never to pick or smell flowers, and to always wear headgear when admiring them. Brian South
Nothing says you care like sending someone a kitten. Brian South
Brunch is such an odd thing. It was created by fat, lazy people who were too lazy to wake up at a reasonable hour and too fat to wait until the next proper time for dining. Brian South
The less one knows about meat, the more one is able to enjoy it. Meat tastes wonderful, of course, but as with the lad hawking hard-to-find wares at unbelievable prices, it’s best not to ask too many questions. Brian South
Nice driving, ya doomed fucks! Daniel Younger
This is what my high school life had become–a horror show of epic, mind-fuck proportions. G.G. Silverman
It was dark enough that I couldn't make out their features, but I could see that someone was cutting through the links of the fence. There was a sense of urgency about those that watched him, some of them turning to peer over their shoulders into the brush and foliage that edged the fence. I watched them in horror, a sense of dread washing over me. What kind of horrors had they led to our very doorstep?. Rose Wynters
Todd’s wife was one of those women with a forced smile perpetually cemented on her face. Even after being chased by a mob of homicidal maniacs and attempting to barricade doors with barstools she kept up appearances, practicing for the days when her husband would be running for public office. When she saw her son poking at their former mail carrier’s dead body a look of utter horror came across her face for the slightest instant. She caught herself and put that smile back on so quickly Will wondered if she might have pulled a few cheek muscles. “ Trevor! ” she hissed through clenched teeth. “Trevor, you get away from that this instant! You don’t know what kind of diseases that man had. Children shouldn’t play with dead things.” Will looked at Todd and smirked. “Cute kid. How many of those things do you think are out there? . Ian McClellan
Ebola then turns the insides of its host into jelly: you begin to vomit black junk which is basically your dissolved liver and internal organs. Andrew Cormier
It had initially been thought that the zombie virus was an offshoot of Ebola. Many zombie-virus symptoms mimicked the terrible, hemorrhagic fever. Andrew Cormier
Rushing out the door on his way back to the street, he ran into someone with his shoulder. Turning to apologize to them, he stopped, horrified at what he saw. It was the white-eyed man he’d met a week ago. “ Watch your back.” He said standing there just long enough for Raven to take in the meat between his teeth, the milky, nearly opaque color of his eyes and the madness within them. Then, after only a few seconds, he was gone, vanished into the crowd as if he had never existed. Certain his mind was playing tricks and tired of being terrified for his sanity, he headed down the street as fast as he could in pursuit. As he rushed through the tightly packed crowd, he saw others like the man he’d just seen, and each of their white eyes gazed blankly into his. A woman here, a hunched drifter there, shapes and faces that shifted and darted all around him. “Watch your back.” They hissed, and he tried to move faster, his heart racing and the nerves of his body jangling painfully with fear as he fought to get beyond them. Hands reached out for his clothes, pulling him in different directions as they tugged and he struggled to be free. Their fingers felt like talons clasped into the folds and gaps of his clothing, ripping and popping stitches in their fervor to gain some small grasp on his flesh beneath his jacket. Along with the horror of their cold, dead eyes, he could smell some strangeness–a sickly sweet smell of rot and decay only barely closeted by preserving fluids. The smell dug into his sinuses as their fingers and hands dug at him. He gagged, his teeth clenched tight as he exerted energy he didn’t really have. He pushed away from them and on through the empty space he saw at the end of this group of pedestrians. Many of whom mingled with what he now felt must be the dead, wholly unaware of why he flailed and pushed against them. . Amanda M. Lyons
I am beyond good and evil at this point. I am beyond the lines drawn in the sand by society at this juncture. I am beyond fear, beyond religion, beyond the morals and mores. I am Lord of the Fucking Flies. Do you understand? Jason S. Hornsby
He first noticed it on the plane ride. There was an odor about her and it was becoming more pronounced with each passing hour. It was like the smell of rotting meat. Joseph M. Chiron
Come now, I was not about to let that thing eat you. Stacy Buck
My Heart's still beating for you– Very Dark and Always. Rae Hachton