84 Quotes About Laughing

Sometimes we need a good laugh to keep us going. These laughing quotes will make you smile and bring a little fun into your life.

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This life is for loving, sharing, learning, smiling, caring, forgiving, laughing, hugging, helping, dancing, wondering, healing, and even more loving. I choose to live life this way. I want to live my life in such a way that when I get out of bed in the morning, the devil says, 'aw shit, he's up! Steve Maraboli
We who think we are about to die will laugh...
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We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything. Terry Pratchett
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THE FOUR HEAVENLY FOUNTAINSLaugh, I tell you And you will turn back The hands of time. Smile, I tell you And you will reflect The face of the divine. Sing, I tell you And all the angels will sing with you! Cry, I tell you And the reflections found in your pool of tears -Will remind you of the lessons of today and yesterday To guide you through the fears of tomorrow. Suzy Kassem
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Ha ha ha ha! Tee-hee-hee! Mwa-ha mwa-ha! Kee kee kee! Ho ho ho ho! Haw-hee-haw! Heh heh heh heh! Gah guffaw! Hoo hoo hoo hoo! Hoi hoi-eee! Ba ha ha ha! Tsee tsee tsee! Giggle, titter, snicker, crow, laughter makesmy 'happy' grow! Richelle E. Goodrich
Laugh and smile for no reason at all. Giggle grins...
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Laugh and smile for no reason at all. Giggle grins are a magnet for happiness. Richelle E. Goodrich
It's better to die laughing than to live each moment...
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It's better to die laughing than to live each moment in fear. Michael Crichton
In this story I am the poet You're the poetry.
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In this story I am the poet You're the poetry. Arzum Uzun
Wise is the fool who becomes a master at laughter.
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Wise is the fool who becomes a master at laughter. Curtis Tyrone Jones
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Poison." he said, deadpan. "That's an unusual name to give your child. You must love her very much." She's a treasure." Bram agreed, blithely ignoing the sarcasm..... Then went a few dozen feet in silence, until they were out of eaarshor of the gaurd. She's a treasure." Poison mimicked, and Bram burst out laughing. Chris Wooding
I will call Guido if i need to
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I will call Guido if i need to Amanda Stephan
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The first time I heard you laugh, I only wanted to say funny things so you would always be laughing. You know what happens to chocolate when you leave it out in the sun? I’m that unfortunate chocolate and you, you are the laughing sun. For this reason, I am offering myself to you not as a martyr or some selfless fool, but as a self-indulgent moth who actively pursues the light without much fear for the flame. The moth who revels in the heat and declares: Burn me. . Kamand Kojouri
It's funny how things work out. Trouble is, I'm still...
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It's funny how things work out. Trouble is, I'm still not laughing. Anthony T. Hincks
Not everything is funny or will make you laugh...but what...
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Not everything is funny or will make you laugh...but what a worthy goal to have. Bobby Darnell
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Humor can make a serious difference. In the workplace, at home, in all areas of life — looking for a reason to laugh is necessary. A sense of humor helps us to get through the dull times, cope with the difficult times, enjoy the good times and manage the scary times. Steve Goodier
Laughing at your pettiness probably works better than scolding yourself...
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Laughing at your pettiness probably works better than scolding yourself for it. Sharon Salzberg
.. And then he remembered that darkness was his best...
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.. And then he remembered that darkness was his best friend and it will always be. Tahar Mtibaa
Life is difficult and those who make us laugh are...
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Life is difficult and those who make us laugh are angels. Wayne Gerard Trotman
Beauty may catch the eye, but a jolly laugh will...
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Beauty may catch the eye, but a jolly laugh will lasso the heart. Richelle E. Goodrich
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Never laugh at the fate of others, you are the next Bangambiki Habyarimana
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Life as a life, from the pain we laughed. and from the joy we cried. but supposedly i'm supposed to be grateful but I don't think I'll be to happy whatever im not sad. my other side told me that the government is putting hallucinogens in our water and torturing us under the guise of healthcare. if u thought right, wonder if u are the first prisoner to go through the presidential rendition and torture program and they seem to think u'll be some hero or something for going through it. but in reality u are just a fucking slave that's being abused. thanks. Marouane LAASSAFAR
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Reframing your past painful experiences and seeing them in a humorous light takes away the power and emotional charge attached to the memory of the hurtful event. Miya Yamanouchi
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A long time ago people believed that the world is flat and the moon is made of green cheese. Some still do, to this day. The man on the moon is looking down and laughing. Vera Nazarian
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Laughing in the face of danger doesn't negate the fear, it simply enables you to smile at it. Richelle E. Goodrich
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Distance, the dissonance insurmountable, would be not the end, but a magnet. When fingertips kiss, they imprint and cement something, that cannot be disintegrated. Time becomes a phantom, the wind becomes an anchor, and old dreams- blankets of warmth. Lull with me, Lady, there is no greater escape. Love and war, even when buttered on toast, still makes for the breakfast of champions. Dave Matthes
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I don’t remember now who took the photo of us, but I’ve had it in my room for years. We’re leaning out of our windows and we’re laughing at each other with joyfulness purer than anything to do with the polite smiling you get used to doing when you get older. The photo has the kind of proper smiles that happen when you’re looking straight into the face of someone who’s been your best friend for a long time. Sarah Moore Fitzgerald
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Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn't stop the rain but allows us to keep going. Auliq Ice
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Miss Fairlie laughed with a ready good-humour, which broke out as brightly as if it had been part of the sunshine above us… Wilkie Collins
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I sense him smiling and laughing and looking at me with eyes of a thousand aborted children coming back to rightfully claim their life, to claim the earth. A.P. Sweet
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Boys are rewarded for playing games where they line up by height and then run into walls. Perhaps I'm making that up--or perhaps you should do a Google search for "Guy Runs into Wall for Fun."Not only do women hold up half the sky; we do it while carrying a 500-pound purse. From age sixteen to age twenty, a woman's body is a temple. From twenty-one to forty-five, it's an amusement park. From forty-five on, it's a terrarium. Bring your sense of humor with you at all times. Bring your friends with a sense of humor. If their friends have a sense of humor, invite them, too . Gina Barreca
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We all have sinned so far in our lives and might continue too but still we all love talking about others sins, Elaborating, exaggerating, laughing, commenting, cursing... And we all enjoy it hahaha Honeya
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Don't you ever think that maybe the reason behind why heroes are so dedicated to saving people is because they want to finish them off in the end? I mean, in that case, the villains should be the heroes and the heroes should be the villains so that the hero-villains won't be mistaken with the villain-heroes and the villains can be friends with the heroes. And the entire villain-hero and hero-villain world can be one big happy family. With me stuck in the middle. Polkadot
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As far as he could discover, there were no signs of spring. The decay that covered the surface of the mottled ground was not the kind in which life generates. Last year, he remembered, May had failed to quicken these soiled fields. It had taken all the brutality of July to torture a few green spikes through the exhausted dirt. What the little park needed, even more than he did, was a drink. Neither alcohol nor rain would do. Tomorrow, in his column, he would ask Broken-hearted, Sick-of-it-all, Desperate, Disillusioned-with-tubercular-husband and the rest of his correspondents to come here and water the soil with their tears. Flowers would then spring up, flowers that smelled of feet." Ah, humanity.." But he was heavy with shadow and the joke went into a dying fall. He trist to break its fall by laughing at himself. Nathanael West
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Now you are walking in Paris all alone in the crowd As herds of bellowing buses drive by Love's anguish tightens your throat As if you were never to be loved again If you lived in the old days you would enter a monastery You are ashamed when you discover yourself reciting a prayer You make fun of yourself and like the fire of Hell your laughter crackles The sparks of your laugh gild the depths of your life It's a painting hanging in a dark museum And sometimes you go and look at it close up . Guillaume Apollinaire
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Once you laugh with a person? That person is your friend. Susan Nussbaum
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She has a serene, glowing disposition. She looks at you and the rest of the world through the eyes of a lynx and is always mysterious, possibly because she always harbours those hidden laughs just beneath her lips. She’s always ready to laugh. C. Joybell C.
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See, my aim is not to survive but to be thrown to the wolfs with adrenaline still pumping in my veins and hear the gods laughing saying ”that was one hell of a youth” and everything I do I do in order to push my senses and levels of natural ecstasy. I want to be so awake that I pass out by exhaustion every night with a smile on my face and no thoughts of tomorrow because today was all I ever could make of it and I am sick and tired of boredom. Bored people slumbering boring words about bored habits and I want to get out. Charlotte Eriksson
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In her mind, the ground rumbled and split open revealing the edge into a dark abyss. The shadows were always calling to her. Laughing at her. The familiar strains of loneliness flared under their torment. Drawing in a deep breath, she screamed to the black, “You’re not allowed to hurt me and know it! ” Her voice echoed off the earthen walls and whispered back, “Be free. Be fearless. Jesikah Sundin
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I will chum with you, and suffer when you suffer, and laugh when you laugh. I will bite my tongue when impatient words come. I will keep saying as if it were a ritual: "He is nothing but a boy -- a little boy! Dale Carnegie
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Today u are laughing on my failure, Tomorrow i'll laugh on your success Shubham Phadte
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Alone in my bedroom, I realized I couldn't remember the last time I'd truly laughed. Sarah J. Maas
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I love to laugh. Specially at myself. Sometimes I spend hours doing it. Nuno Roque
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I’ve never been bothered with my conduct. I’ve only been bothered by people that don’t get it correct when they gossip about me. Shannon L. Alder
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Sometimes when I have the feeling like I’m almost crying, it can turn into an almost-laughing feeling. R.J. Palacio
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As everyone knows, there is often a rather fine line between laughing and crying E.B. White
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People who stop laughing are always the ones who get hurt. Josh Sundquist
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While McMurphy laughs. Rocking farther and farther backward against the cabin top, spreading his laugh across the water. Laughing at the girl, at the guys, at George, at me sucking my bleeding thumb, at the captain back at the pier and the bicycle rider and the service station guys and the five thousand houses and the Big Nurse and all of it. Because he knows you have to laugh at the things that hurt you just to keep yourself in balance, just to keep the world from running you plumb crazy. He know's there's a painful side; he knows my thumb smarts and his girl friend has a bruised breast and the doctor is losing his glasses, but he won't let the pain blot out the humor no more'n he'll let the humor blot out the pain. Ken Kesey
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He didn't laugh when he thought something was funny--he laughed when he was happy. Rainbow Rowell
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Hey, ghosts are nothing to laugh at! Whether or not you believe in them, they’re out there. I’ve seen them. I’ve even heard them. Jason Medina
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The elixir of life is a bubbling stream of laughter. Richelle E. Goodrich
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Empowered Women 101: A confident woman takes him for exactly who he is, not who she wants him to be. He is who he is, take it or leave it before you get married. This is the ground level of your partner. Together you can grow from here. However, if you are still teaching basic kindergarten values such as kindness, compassion, respect or honesty then you shouldn't complain if your ground level has a basement. Shannon L. Alder
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It will be very fair to say that the moments of sincere laughing are the very best moments of life! Mehmet Murat Ildan
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What I find predictable is crazy people's ability to predict that unpredictable people can be predicted by their consistent unpredictable behavior, thus making all crazy people predictable when the world says they are unpredictable. Therefore, I must be “right” because I can predict crazy because I have been trained in the unpredictable nature of consistent craziness because I am crazy. Shannon L. Alder
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He spins us both, wrapping us in his wings until I’m dazed and gig A.G. Howard
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Though people are laughing at the dirt surrounding you, they are missing to see the seeds also planted, growing silently within. Anthony Liccione
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I'm not a racist, it's my principle: despite the fact that I'm on a diet and I should eat only white meat I eat also red and dark (I hope this is not a racist words?) with great relish, enjoying every bite. Bryanna Reid
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I remember laughing at that moment, and I remember my son frowning at me in puzzlement. What I remember best of all, though, was the sudden certainty that the gods were with me, that they would fight for me, that my sword would be their sword. ‘We’re going to win, ’ I told my son. I felt as if Odin or Thor had touched me. I had never felt more alive and never felt more certain. I knew there would be no more mistakes and that this was no dream. I had come to Bebbanburg and Bebbanburg would be mine. . Bernard Cornwell
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They were drinking, laughing and dancing, but I was sitting alone in the corner and talking to your soul. M.F. Moonzajer
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It was understood that they shared the same thresholds--the same inexhaustible appetite for wasting time, for discussing lofty ideas, for dissecting trivial things, for driving to nowhere in particular, for listening to music, for talking about books, for obsessing over pop culture, but mostly for laughing, talking, and simply being together. There was nothing one could say that the other would find too cruel or too kind. And on those rare occasions when they did tire of each other, they needed only go a day without talking before they yearned to reconnect. Galt Niederhoffer
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My dad used to tell me that laughter was like a cough or a sneeze - the body's way of trying to expel something. But instead of some phlegm in your throat, or some dust up your nose, a laugh happened when something really true got into your brain. Something so true that your system just couldn't stand it. J. Ross Clara
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The only way to cry your eyes out and laugh your ass off at the same time is to have your mom or girlfriends present. Without them, the laughing part wouldn't be nearly as fun. Shannon L. Alder
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. Michael Pritchard
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Victory! Catherine wanted to pull the front of her top over her head and run around the office making V-signs. Of course she wouldn’t do that Michele Gorman
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If we fought wars with laughter instead of bullets, you would die laughing instead of just dying. Anthony T. Hincks
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I am not perfect, but if I looked perfect to everyone I must have been rocking imperfect perfectly to a few imperfect souls that seek imperfection vs. perfection, in an imperfect world where God asks us to seek perfection for our imperfect souls. Shannon L. Alder
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We turn around and there stands Aidan, looking like he just won a million dollars. He can't keep his eyes off Ivy."Hey, Aidan, " I greet. "I'd like you to meet Ivy.""I am quite pleased to meet your acquaintance." Ivy gently shakes his hand. Finally getting a grip, Aidan returns the shake, his goofy grin reappearing on his face. "Yeah. I'm Aidan. Good to meet you, too."" Rylan has told me so much about you." Aidan rubs his chin, a comically sly glint in his eyes. "Oh really? Did he say how dashing, brilliant, and incredibly handsome I am?"" No." I shakes, completely unaware it's all a joke. "Rylan said you were loud and that if it was not for him, you'd still be stuck in the third grade." I snort into my water as Aidan scowls." But he also says you're a good brother, a trustworthy friend, and very funny." She breaks off giggling. "And I see what he means. You should see the look on your face! " Oh, ya mean this?" Aidan puts his hands up and wiggles his fingers as his expression contorts into something even crazier. Ivy continues giggling; even I let out a chuckle feeling my nerves disappear. No more worrying with the whole "meet my friends" situation. . Colleen Boyd
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Famous revolutionary, ' you say, and the laughter pumps out of your chest like blood, great almost painful spurts of it splashing up the building faces toward the marquee moon. Garth Risk Hallberg
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Laughter is a tangible evidence of hope. Michael Jr.
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Hey, ” he replied. “You look beautiful today.” I glanced down and laughed. Along with my limited wardrobe, I was also discovering that not doing laundry decreased my clothing options even further. I was in jeans and a plain black T-shirt today, and my hair had been lucky to get a quick brushing, let alone any real styling. I’d overslept and figured beachcombing didn’t require much primping anyway.“ Liar, ” I said. “I practically rolled out of bed this morning.”“ You forget that I’ve seen you in just about every state imaginable. You don’t have to have every detail primped and perfect. You’re beautiful even when you’re disheveled. Sometimes more so. Richelle Mead
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As I stood on the lonely backroad, I'm sure I heard birds, kookaburras, laughing ... Steven Herrick
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... it looked at me as it passed, smiling in that crazy-happy way that dogs do. And I started laughing. I mean, how can you not laugh at a dog running on the beach? But I was also kind of crying, too. Laughing and crying simultaneously hurts. It hurts and it's confusing. Em Bailey
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Death gets a bad rap. People think that euthanasia is putting their pets “down” when it really is lifting us up. In the first moment, when we come back to earth, we remember the comfort of the Heaven we came from and this is why we cry when we are born. When we are born in Heaven we come in laughing not crying! In birth we have the passage and then the pain. In death we have the pain and then the passage. Kate McGahan
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Perhaps, in the end, only those who really made us laugh can really make us cry. Luigina Sgarro
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Looking silly can be very powerful. People who are committing and taking risks become the king and queen of my prom. People are their most beautiful when they are laughing, crying, dancing, playing, telling the truth and being chased in a fun way. Amy Poehler
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He has always been the kid who cries too easily and laughs too easily, the kid who begins giggling in church for no reason at all, who blinks hotly in shame and frustration whenever he misses a question in class, living in an otherland of sparkling daydreams and imaginary catastrophes. Kevin Brockmeier
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What's wrong with you, Daniel? How can you laugh about these things?" And I'm like, 'Cause crying only gets you halfway there, duh. Cara Hoffman
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Bleeding for a decade For a decade, We bleed like there is no hell but the earth We bleed like we were born to dare We bleed like there is nothing alive inside. We find a clue After a decade Bleeding is just to breath Simply keeps us alive. Arzum Uzun
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End of the SummerIt was end of the summer And my heart was brokenbut i was smiling, laughing, making jokes Like there was nothing bleeding inside As always. Arzum Uzun
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Laughing is so therapeutic but what is even more therapeutic is having someone laugh out loud with you. Karen A. Baquiran
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My favorite people are the ones that can make any unfunny joke hilarious by just laughing. Ziad K. Abdelnour
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Why do we have to humiliate someone to crack a joke??? Do what u would like people to do with u.. Honeya
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A sense of humor helps us to get through the dull times, cope with the difficult times, enjoy the good times and manage the scary times. Steve Goodier
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I have the humor of a 9-year-old boy, and sometimes I've had laughing fits on-air. Megyn Kelly
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Happiness is no laughing matter. Richard Whately