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And what would humans be without love?" R A R E, said Death.Terry Pratchett

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It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.Terry Pratchett

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If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.Terry Pratchett
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Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.Terry Pratchett

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I meant, " said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. C A T S, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.Terry Pratchett
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The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it's as though you always get in ten minutes after the big picture has started, and no-one will tell you the plot, so you have to work it out all yourself from the clues.Terry Pratchett
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There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass! Who's been pinching my beer? And at the other end of the bar the world is full of the other type of person, who has a broken glass, or a glass that has been carelessly knocked over (usually by one of the people calling for a larger glass) or who had no glass at all, because he was at the back of the crowd and had failed to catch the barman's eye.Terry Pratchett

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If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.Terry Pratchett

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This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.Terry Pratchett

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YOU FEAR TO DIE?"It's not that I don't want... I mean, I've always...it's just that life is a habit that's hard to break...Terry Pratchett

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Perhaps it would be simpler if you just did what you're told and didn't try to understand things.Terry Pratchett

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Progress just means bad things happen faster.Terry Pratchett

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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.Terry Pratchett

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The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.Terry Pratchett

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Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.Terry Pratchett
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Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.Terry Pratchett

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Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.Terry Pratchett

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Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.Terry Pratchett

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In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.Terry Pratchett

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DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH.Terry Pratchett