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Seventeen, eh! " said Hagrid as he accepted a bucket-sized glass of wine from Fred."Six years to the day we met, Harry, d’yeh remember it?"" Vaguely, " said Harry, grinning up at him. "Didn’t you smash down the front door, give Dudley a pig’s tail, and tell me I was a wizard?"" I forge’ the details, " Hagrid chortled.J.k. Rowling
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More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling in mud.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Thirty-four, still undecided on a name, sat practicing his Realm tongue with Draker, although much of the lesson seemed to consist of the correct use of profanity. "No, " the big man shook his shaggy head. "Pig-fucker not fuck-pigger.Anthony Ryan
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Only five books tonight, Mommy, " she says. No, Olivia, just one." How about four?" Two." Three." Oh, all right, three. But that's it!Ian Falconer
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Aw, so he used you as a penis cozy and then left? Guys are pigs.Thomm Quackenbush
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I remember an hypothesis argued upon by the young students, when I was at St. Omer's, and maintained with much learning and pleasantry on both sides, 'Whether supposing that the flavour of a big who obtained his death by whipping (per flagellationem extremem) superadded a pleasure upon the palate of a man more intense than any possible suffering we can conceive in the animal, is man justified in using that method of putting an animal to death?' I forget the decision.Charles Lamb
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So, what are you in for? MANSLAUGHTER! ! ! I SLAUGHTERED A MAN! ! JUST LIKE A PIG! ! ! PUT HIM ON A SPIT AND PUT AN APPLE IN HIS MOUTH! ! ! !Brian Regan
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Sometimes the man who looks happiest in town, with the biggest smile, is the one carrying the biggest load of sin. There are smiles & smiles; learn to tell the dark variety from the light. The seal-barker, the laugh-shouter, half the time he's covering up. He's had his fun & he's guilty. And all men do love sin, Will, oh how they love it, never doubt, in all shapes, sizes, colors & smells. Times come when troughs, not tables, suit appetites. Hear a man too loudly praising others & look to wonder if he didn't just get up from the sty. On the other hand, that unhappy, pale, put-upon man walking by, who looks all guilt & sin, why, often that's your good man with a capital G, Will. For being good is a fearful occupation; men strain at it & sometimes break in two. I've known a few. You work twice as hard to be a farmer as to be his hog. I suppose it's thinking about trying to be good makes the crack run up the wall one night. A man with high standards, too, the least hair falls on him sometimes wilts his spine. He can't let himself alone, won't let himself off the hook if he falls just a breath from grace.Ray Bradbury
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Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal.Winston S. Churchill
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Traveling through the Dragon's Den, it has just been explained that Haroun, the Ifrit, has been caught in a mirror trap. Here is the passage that follows:" So, " said Silas. "Now there are only three of us."" And a pig, " said Kandar [the mummy]" Why?" Asked Miss Lupescu, with a wolf-tongue, through wolf teeth. "Why the Pig?""It's lucky, " said Kandar.Miss Lupescu growled, unconvinced." Did Haroun have a pig?" asked Kandar, simply. .Neil Gaiman
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I would just have to find a hog, slaughter it, butcher it, cure the meat, then fry it up. Thinking about the bacon–the potential of bacon–gives me hope. Not all is lost if bacon isn't. Seriously.Rick Yancey
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A Child raised in the Mud should never point an accusing finger at a Pig.Olaotan Fawehinmi
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It is hard to look a hero when mounted on a pig.George R.r. Martin
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When I grew up, we always had our chickens, and we ate our eggs, and we ate our chickens. The family always had a pig, and we would kill it at Christmas and eat it for three or four months afterwards.Unknown
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In interior decorating, the pig's actually quite there. It's used in paint for the texture, but also for the glossiness. In sandpaper, bone glue is actually the glue between the sand and the paper. And then in paintbrushes, hairs are used because, apparently, they're very suitable for making paintbrushes because of their hard-wearing nature.Christien Meindertsma
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I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.George Bernard Shaw
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Fame is like a shaved pig with a greased tail, and it is only after it has slipped through the hands of some thousands, that some fellow, by mere chance, holds on to it!Davy Crockett
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I would eat healthy at times and pig out at times. But I never had to go on a strict diet plan.Tori Spelling
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I took anatomy classes. I went to medical libraries and talked to doctors and nutritionists. I did the whole thing before using myself as a human guinea pig.Marilu Henner