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Be a worthy worker and work will come.Amit Kalantri
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Great losses are great lessons.Amit Kalantri
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You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers.Amit Kalantri
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To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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It goes without saying that even those of us who are going to hell will get eternal life–if that territory really exists outside religious books and the minds of believers, that is. Having said that, given the choice, instead of being grilled until hell freezes over, the average sane human being would, needless to say, rather spend forever idling in an extremely fertile garden, next to a lamb or a chicken or a parrot, which they do not secretly want to eat, and a lion or a tiger or a crocodile, which does not secretly want to eat them.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.Erasmus
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Authoritarian, paralyzing, circular, occasionally elliptical stock phrases, also jocularly referred to as nuggets of wisdom, are a malignant plague, one of the very worst ever to ravage the earth.Unknown
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Among other possibilities, money was invented to make it possible for a foolish man to control wise men; a weak man, strong men; a child, old men; an ignorant man, knowledgeable men; and for a dwarf to control giants.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Fail soon so that you can succeed sooner.Amit Kalantri
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Today it is cheaper to start a business than tomorrow.Amit Kalantri
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To a farmer dirt is not a waste, it is wealth.Amit Kalantri
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If the farmer is rich, then so is the nation.Amit Kalantri
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A farmer is a magician who produces money from the mud.Amit Kalantri
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Networking isn't how many people you know, it's how many people know you.Amit Kalantri
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An entrepreneur with strong network makes money even when he is asleep.Amit Kalantri
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Being rich or famous is the only profound thing that some people have ever said.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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For a sane person to sincerely be happy that someone has succeeded, they have to either be profiting or likely to profit from that person’s success, or be that person.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Most sane human beings’ chances of being alive in a thousand years’ time are a hundred times higher than their chances of being sincerely happy for at least ten consecutive days.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Not a few millions of parents strongly hope that their own children will step in by instantly becoming their own parents’ foster parents, if and when the parents reach their second childhood.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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God begets love.Kamand Kojouri
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Seeing the mud around a lotus is pessimism, seeing a lotus in the mud is optimism.Amit Kalantri
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When wealth goes only happiness goes, when health goes even the hope goes.Amit Kalantri
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We live only for the hope of love.Kamand Kojouri
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The most upsetting thing about Society’s attitude towards disabled people is that many millions of disabled people became disabled while trying to please Society, the very same bitch that secretly regards them as subhuman.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by our mothers, or vice versa.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Patriotism is the narcissism of countries.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Many a survivor of a plane crash who is or was against cannibalism and had never eaten human flesh once found themselves in a situation where they had to either eat human flesh, or go the way of all flesh.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Many if not most slaves would have each readily jumped, and many if not most slaves would each readily jump, at the opportunity to be a master, if such an opportunity presents or had presented itself.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Just like how most if not all poor boys look up to and aspire to someday be rich men, most if not all underdeveloped and developing countries look up to and aspire to someday be developed countries.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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To ask a man whether or not he has a girlfriend is to talk about his sex life. If you disagree with that, then how in the name of God do you differentiate between a man’s girlfriend and a girl that is a friend to the man?Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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The last time everyone loved or at least liked everyone was when the world had a population of about 4.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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As we all know, as if forever exploiting or attempting to exploit each other were not enough, a group of sane human beings who have just reached the end of a war against a common enemy of theirs will sooner or later start or continue killing and/or fighting against each other.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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In reality most human beings are not, to most human beings, more important than money.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they–unlike most human beings–have the means of production, and human beings, because they–unlike all companies–have the means of reproduction.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Most sane human beings who have managed to attain and retain fame each uses it to dramatically increase their name’s chances of being remembered until Jesus comes back, since their heart cannot do what they consciously or unconsciously lust for, that is to say, for it to beat until Jesus returns.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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The average adult has had sex innumerable times more than they have formed an opinion of their own.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Although they probably know that some children were used and some children are used as miners, most adults are ignorant of the chocolate industry’s use of minors.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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There is nothing morally wrong with buying stolen goods, unless you know that they were stolen.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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We, in the interest of the so-called progress, have been persuaded to leave the production and at times the cooking of our food to companies whose owners and employees make a living by exploiting our busyness or laziness and our innate hunger to continue living.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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The world economy would collapse if a significant number of people were to realize and then act on the realization that it is possible to enjoy many if not most of the things that they enjoy without first having to own them.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Many a parent, sad to say, has used their child as an opportunity for them, the parent, to do, through their child, something or some of the things that they, the parent, did not do or did not do successfully.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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When selecting a one-night stand, a heterosexual woman who is materialistic is a trillion times more likely to choose a sexually unattractive poor man who seems rich over a sexually attractive rich man who seems poor.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Loneliness tortures many if not most of the elderly more intensely and more frequently than it torments many if not most of us who will never be or have not yet been pushed or pulled into old age.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Millions of sane people would each be sexually attracted to their own parent or child if they were not related to them.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Life is a process during which one initially gets less and less dependent, independent, and then more and more dependent.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Some people avoid thinking deeply in public, only because they are afraid of coming across as suicidal.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Some people hate people who are overconfident, only because their overconfidence reminds them of their underconfidence.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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A premature death does not only rob one of the countless instances where one would have experienced pleasure, it also saves one from the innumerable instances where one would have experienced pain.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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If we were not impressed by job titles, suits, and jargon, we would demand that financial advisors show us their personal bank statements before they tell us what we could or should do with our own money.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Boredom is probably more frequent and more tormenting if you do not have sight or hands.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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In some cases, you can tell how somebody is being treated by their own boss from the way they are treating someone to whom they are a boss.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Some people are each holding on to a lover of theirs who no longer loves them and/or who they no longer love, only because they do not want to have a reason or another reason to be jealous of the person who would eventually be their lover if they let go of them.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Most men would no longer enjoy conversing with most women if they stopped bringing their vaginas along.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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A relationship is likely to last way longer, if each partner convinces or has convinced themselves that they do not deserve their partner, even if that is not true.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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More often than not, an inspirational or motivational speaker is someone who makes money from telling us that we can do all of the things that we can do … and pretty much all of the things that we cannot do.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Adults who use big words in order to seem intelligent are annoying, especially those who are not intelligent.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Most of us cling to life as if our existence were a result of our deed or choice.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Bigheadedness is usually a symptom of small-mindedness.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Some people will hate you for not loving them.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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We are way less likely to love someone just because they love us than we are to hate someone just because they hate us.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily mean that he or she does not love you. And the fact that you are the only person who someone is sleeping with does not necessarily mean that he or she loves you.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only one hand.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Most human beings strongly believe that money is way less important than the life of a human being, but in reality five hundred, fifty, or even five dollars are way more important to the lives of most human beings than the lives of most human beings.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Most human beings would have never been pained by the death of a human being if they had never seen a human being or pretending to be pained by that.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling in mud.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Being bored is the price we pay for not being insane.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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We are loved way more by some of the people who have not contacted us in the last twelve or so months than we are loved by some of those who contact us every twelve or so days … or hours.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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We all have problems. Or rather, everyone has at least one thing that they regard as a problem.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Many a death was precipitated by the food, the job, or the medication whose main function was to postpone it.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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When in court, the primary role of lawyers is not to prove or disprove innocence; unbeknown to almost all lawyers and their clients, it is to save the court time.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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The kind of lies that someone tells us gives us an idea of how stupid, knowledgeable, intelligent, or ignorant they are … or they think we are.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Unless they are off duty, no matter how wide it is, and even when it is sincere, a smile seems fake if the job description of the person who is smiling includes smiling.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Some people have contracted HIV during their separate endeavours to give someone or some people a curable STD.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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You cannot be truly humble, unless you truly believe that life can and will go on without you.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Famine sometimes increases the number of people who are overweight.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Some social ills are preserved by the common misbelief that things such as ignorance, greed, and stupidity do not have the stamina required to reach old age.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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A truly compassionate man gives a poor woman a portion of his meal before he eats, not after he has eaten.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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With regard to things such as independence, mental capabilities, and sexuality, a very old man is nothing but a gigantic infant with white hair and wrinkles.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Life sometimes reminds us that it is sometimes heartless by giving something or someone we really need to someone who does not need or even want them or it.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Some of the people who hate me love some of the sentences that I have written, until they get to the name of the person to whom the sentences are attributed.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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A maid’s yard, house, wardrobe, fridge, etc. sometimes also serve as her master’s dustbin or dumpsite.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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If the food that one ate the night before were somehow able to be seen and identified through one’s clothes throughout the day, millions of employees would each fast ten or so days before their payday.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Many of the boys and men who are regarded as immature by some females are so deemed merely because they do not want to get married someday … or soon.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Politeness is the first thing people lose once they get the power.Amit Kalantri
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Anger gets you into trouble, ego keeps you in trouble.Amit Kalantri
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Arrogant men with knowledge make more noise from their mouth than making a sense from their mind.Amit Kalantri
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Parents expect only two things from their children, obedience in their childhood and respect in their adulthood.Amit Kalantri
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Father has a strengthening character like the sun and mother has a soothing temper like the moon.Amit Kalantri
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During a conversation, listening is as powerful as loving.Amit Kalantri
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Some of us can live without a society but not without a family.Amit Kalantri
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The job of feets is walking, but their hobby is dancing.Amit Kalantri
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He who sacrifices his respect for love basically burns his body to obtain the light.Amit Kalantri
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What luck has gave you will probably leave you.Amit Kalantri
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When you were making excuses someone else was making enterprise.Amit Kalantri
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In united families, they might sleep with half filled stomach but no one sleeps with empty stomach.Amit Kalantri
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You can take the Indian out of the family, but you cannot take the family out of the Indian.Amit Kalantri
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In your name, the family name is at last because it's the family name that lasts.Amit Kalantri
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In a democracy government is the God.Amit Kalantri
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Music is the fastest motivator in the world.Amit Kalantri