98 Best Holiday Quotes And Sayings

If you’re looking for a little holiday lightening this year, check out the collection below of the most inspiring and witty celebrity quotes for the season. Some of these quotes are so funny they will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Others, including a few from our favorite actors, will make you cry with happiness. We all enjoy a good laugh, but it’s hard to resist one that makes us feel good too.

Travelling allows you to see the world as it is....
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Travelling allows you to see the world as it is. And that's beautiful. Anthony T. Hincks
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As individuals die every moment, how insensitive and fabricated a love it is to set aside a day from selfish routine in prideful, patriotic commemoration of tragedy. Just as God is provoked by those who tithe simply because they feel that they must tithe, I am provoked by those who commemorate simply because they feel that they must commemorate. Criss Jami
What, Rudolph wasn’t available?
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What, Rudolph wasn’t available? Sierra Donovan
Where there is no hope, there is Christmas. And where...
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Where there is no hope, there is Christmas. And where there is no Christmas, there is no hope. Craig D. Lounsbrough
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Go out with me tomorow night, " Perry went on. "Let me prove to you that I'm the guy you want."" I.. I guess I coul go out tomorrow night, " Miranda sounded shocked and a little swept off her feet. Then, from the corner of her eyes. Kylie saw something move at the office window. When she looked back, she spotted Burnett and Holiday standing there high-fiving each other. No doubt Burnett was listening to the coversation and sharing the details with Holiday.Perry nodded, stepped closer, and then pressed a quick kiss on Miranda's cheek. It had to be the most romantic thing Kylie had ever seen.."What?" Miranda asked. "You're happy my date [with Todd] wasn't exciting?" "No, " Kylie said. "Let's just say we're more excited about tomorrow night's date." A bright smile lit up Miranda's face. "Me too. Can you believ Perry did that? I mean, he was so.."" Romantic, " Kylie said." Hot, " Della added." Sweet, " Miranda whispered. "I couldn't stop thinkibng about him all night." And that was the best news Kylie had gotten all day. . C.C. Hunter
April Fools' is the only day to take people seriously.
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April Fools' is the only day to take people seriously. Criss Jami
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What would behoove me to instantly declare God not to be God unless He followed my script in some tediously exacting manner? I must confess that I am less likely to believe that it’s a matter of some narcissistic demand that I freely pen my own script. Rather, I think it’s fear that I’m too inadequate to follow God’s. Craig D. Lounsbrough
You need to be outdoors. Away from here. You need...
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You need to be outdoors. Away from here. You need a holiday. Fennel Hudson
Maybe I don’t have enough beginnings in my life because...
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Maybe I don’t have enough beginnings in my life because I fought against the endings that were about to birth those beginnings. Craig D. Lounsbrough
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Sooner or later I will realize that the very things I most desperately need are the very things I am unable to give myself. Therefore, I will either be left despising the fact that I am doomed to live out a life that is perpetually empty, or I will realize that an empty tomb is the single thing that will eternally fill me. Craig D. Lounsbrough
Although I rail against it, death is the dark demarcation...
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Although I rail against it, death is the dark demarcation beyond which I am at the mercy of my own end. To the contrary, an empty tomb says that my end is at the mercy of God’s beginning. Craig D. Lounsbrough
God emptied out that first tomb so that He could...
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God emptied out that first tomb so that He could turn around and empty out me. Craig D. Lounsbrough
A god of the ‘possible’ is no God.
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A god of the ‘possible’ is no God. Craig D. Lounsbrough
Easter is the final solution to the finality of death.
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Easter is the final solution to the finality of death. Craig D. Lounsbrough
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My limitations abruptly define the frighteningly negligible extent of my existence, yet my soul utterly perishes if bound by those very same limits. And does this not somehow evidence both the reality of and need for God? Craig D. Lounsbrough
Easter is the invulnerable tale of utter selflessness where at...
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Easter is the invulnerable tale of utter selflessness where at an inestimable cost God did for us what He did not need done for Himself. And that kind of ‘doing’ happens every day. Craig D. Lounsbrough
If God has the answer to every question, maybe my...
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If God has the answer to every question, maybe my appreciation for God should be shaped more by the number of questions and less by the wisdom of the answers. Craig D. Lounsbrough
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He gave us taste buds, then filled the world with incredible flavors like chocolate and cinnamon and all the other spices. He gave us eyes to perceive color and then filled the world with a rainbow of shades. He gave us sensitive ears and then filled the world with rhythms and music. Your capacity for enjoyment is evidence of God's love for you. He could have made the world tasteless, colorless, and silent. The Bible says that God "richly provides us with everything for our enjoyment." He didn't have to do it, but he did, because He loves us. Rick Warren
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Each morning the light came through the slats of the shutters in ripples, and as it washed towards the inhabitants of the Casa Luna it smoothed away memories of the past, It was for this that they had endured long hours in the grey English winter or freezing American climes, for this that they had worked and planned and worked extra hours/ The horrible feelings of stress, tension, anger and frustration that coursed through their veins every day almost unnoticed began to fade. Amanda Craig
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Entrepreneurs don't have weekends or birthdays or holidays. Every day is my weekend, my birthday, my holiday. OR, every day is my work day. Mostly it's a choice. Richie Norton