42 Best Seriously Quotes And Sayings

You probably can’t think of too many things that are more important than life. And, if you could think of them all, you’d be more stressed than you already are! But there are still plenty of important things to talk about. And if you’re looking for some seriously funny quotes to help you start your day with a smile, look no further than the below.

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You know when 1 in 2 marriages ends in divorce, 1 in 42 boys have Autism, and safety complaints from the majority of whistle-blower's are not being upheld, that you are living in a seriously dysfunctional society. Steven Magee
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Take care of your manners as seriously as your money. Amit Kalantri
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If you don't take life seriously, Life will take you, seriously! Ana Claudia Antunes
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Thanks. Seriously, you must have better things to do with your life than waste it on the hopeless?'' I've already learned Parseltongue. What else is there?'' Elvish. Michelle Hodkin
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Why do women waste their time trying to convince their insecure family members and girlfriends that they are beautiful? Self esteem is not a beauty cream that you can rub all over them and see instant results. Instead, convince them they are not stupid. Every intelligent woman knows outward beauty is a nip, tuck, chemical peel or diet away. If you don't like it, fix it. Shannon L. Alder
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Gratitudenoun \ˈgra-tÉâ„¢-ËŒtüd, -ËŒtyüd\ 1. The word thrown in your face by people who covet what you want and believe that your lack of contentment is a sin. Often, these people believe success is what you have already and obtaining anything else is optional, but not required. Shannon L. Alder
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If you want to help someone move on, you don’t label people as good, bad, worst or best. This categorizes people, rather than experiences with that person. People are not all evil or all good. You don’t teach compassion by categorizing people. Empathy and honest open communication are the only way to live your life. If you’re blaming someone then you haven’t let go of your pain long enough to really try on theirs. However, if you must believe that the only type of person that brings you difficult lessons or experiences in life are those that are bad or worse, then take the time to read the bible a little closer. Christ, put a few people in their place, in order to make point. Shannon L. Alder
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We are creatures taken seriously by the Earth, because we can severely affect the fate of the Earth, but we are in no way taken seriously by the Universe yet! Mehmet Murat Ildan
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If people would take me seriously, I’d never find out anything significant about them. Aleksandra Ninkovic
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She is a figure of legend and fairy tale, one to be taken seriously, or she might knock you off your feet with a quick whirl of the staff she carries everywhere. Claire Wong
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So many people don't think seriously about the fact that Personal Responsibility is one of the most essential credentials in National transformation Sunday Adelaja
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As much as we don’t want to except it, there is a time limit to the best life God tries to offer you. When you disrespect it, push it away, play games with it, deny it, ignore it, are casually indecisive about it or hold it like a last resort, God gives it away to someone else that will cherish it more. Shannon L. Alder
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If your not willing to do the work that your instructing me to do. I will look down on you. Jonathan Burkett
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For Commander Ripley Jones, it was becoming more and more troublesome. It had been said that nothing is infallible, Antares apparently being the proof. After hastily recalling all crew and leaving Spacedock 7 thirty hours ago, there had been nothing but problems. Breakdowns in the sensors and telemetry, system failures of a wide variety and finally — the Last Straw: a coupling seal in the stardrive engine failed. Fortunately the cut-out worked, or the whole of engineering would’ve disappeared in a flaming ball of anti-matter. Five crewmen were seriously injured as it was. Commander Smith, the Chief Entech, had the offending unit stripped down and under repair. They were currently on conversion drive - which could only propel them at sub-light speeds — and Ripley was currently in an elevator with a very pissed Captain Falconer. Christina Engela
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When a presidential candidate is publicly requesting help from the Russians, you know that there is something seriously going wrong in the USA. Steven Magee
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It is seriously creepy when you receive a friend request from a dead friend in social media asking you to accept. M.F. Moonzajer
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She needs to sort out her priorities J.k. Rowling
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The law does not pretend to punish everything that is dishonest. That would seriously interfere with business. Clarence Darrow
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I think it has something to do with being British. We don't take ourselves as seriously as some other countries do. I think a lot of people take themselves far too seriously I find that a very tedious attitude. Joan Collins
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I'm direct, I'm unpretentious and I'm pretty dogged, and I hope I've got a capacity to laugh at myself and not take myself too seriously. John Howard