45 Quotes About Chicago

The Windy City is a small town in the Midwest with a lot to offer. Known for its world-class museums and diverse neighborhoods, Chicago is a city like no other. There’s something for everyone here, whether you’re touring the city or just looking to get out of the house. Check out this collection of funny, inspirational, and wise chicago quotes for an even better weekend in town.

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Look, girls know when they’re cute, ” he said. “You don’t have to tell them. All they need to do is look in the mirror. I have one friend out in New York, an attorney. She moved out there after the school year to take the bar. She doesn’t have a job. I was like, ‘How are you going to get a job there in this market?’ And she’s like, ‘I’ll wink and I’ll smile.’ She’s a pretty girl. Whether that works despite her poor grades is yet to be seen. Daniel Amory
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One of the professors told me last week that he feels bad teaching with the way the economy is now. ‘What’s the point?’ he said. ‘Kids aren’t getting jobs.’ You never hear faculty talk that way. He did. Daniel Amory
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You know, sometimes I think this is just not it, ” he said, his glasses flashing from the early night’s light. He turned toward me in a thoughtful pause.“ You know what I mean, Tom?” he asked. “It’s just not. Daniel Amory
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I don’t think I’ve ever referred to any girl I dated as my girlfriend. I think that would freak me out. Even the girl that I dated for two years in college I don’t think I ever referred to her as my girlfriend.”“ How would you introduce her?” I asked.“ I’m just going to say her name, ” he said. Daniel Amory
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This is so funny, ” said Ellen, noticing the seating arrangement. “Isn’t this funny? Tom, come sit next to Robin. Griffin, sit next to Laura.” I stood up and sat next to Robin while Griffin brought his chair over to Laura. “That’s better, ” said Ellen. “Isn’t that better? Daniel Amory
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I remember when I was twenty-five, ” he said. “No client comes to you when you’re twenty-five. It’s like when you are looking for a doctor. You don’t want the new one that just graduated. You don’t want the very old one, the one shaking, the one twenty years past his prime. You want the seasoned one who has done it so many times he can do it in his sleep though. Same thing with attorneys. . Daniel Amory
It takes one a long time to become young. -...
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It takes one a long time to become young. - Picasso Patsy Asuncion
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She was neither widow nor mother: she only yearned for the dignity of a woman who had once belonged, somewhere, to somebody. She had belonged to no one, for she had never wanted chick nor child. Her idea of home had been any side-alley entrance and a pint of tinted gin. All she had ever striven for was small change left lying by strangers on North Clark Street bars; and any man's bottle at all. Nelson Algren
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The first thing you lose when you die is your motor skills. Unknown
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Gripping her wrists, he pinned her tight to the vanity. “That sex as a weapon thing can only get you so far, Tess.”Wanna bet? “I’m not damaged, cowboy. I don’t have hang-ups about my body, I don’t use sex to mask my problems”–much–“and right now, if you don’t touch me in some very hot, very wet places, I might die. Kate Meader
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New Rule: Don't name your kid after a ballpark. Cubs fans Paul and Teri Fields have named their newborn son Wrigley. Wrigley Fields. A child is supposed to be an independent individual, not a means of touting your own personal hobbies. At least that's what I've always taught my kids, Panama Red and Jacuzzi. Bill Maher
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Knowing what she did to him made her feel powerful, just as knowing what he did to her made her feel weak. Kate Meader
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And as if by magic - and it may have been magic, for I believe America is the land of magic, and that we, we now past Americans, were once the magical people of it, waiting now to stand to some unguessable generation of the future as the nameless pre- Mycenaean tribes did to the Greeks, ready, at a word, each of us now, to flit piping through groves ungrown, our women ready to haunt as laminoe the rose-red ruins of Chicago and Indianapolis when they are little more than earthen mounds, when the heads of the trees are higher than the hundred-and-twenty-fifth floor - it seemed to me that I found myself in bed again, the old house swaying in silence as though it were moored to the universe by only the thread of smoke from the stove. Gene Wolfe
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Take it all, all of it! " Greg cried out. "These things here... I've been making them better, fixing them. It doesn't matter...they don't matter. I've been here before." He paused to try to collect himself. "It's my past, my present...these things--" He lifted a hand out to the objects around him. "These things are me." Now whispering, "Can't you see me? Dayna S. Rubin
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The rig began shaking like caffeine withdrawal." --Opening sentence of THE FURY. "The duct-taped Buick swam north on Rush Street, hunting whores like a lesser white shark." --First sentence of Chapter One, THE FURY Shane Gericke
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By the sound of things, you know nothing about mathematics.'' You can put it like that. I'm utterly useless.'' Useless is such a harsh word, you are merely... inexperienced. So I thought we could start at the beginning.'' I'm not that stupid. I know how to add, subtract and multiply-'' I don't mean that kind of beginning... Charlotte Munro
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You should seriously get a job planning dates for The Bachelor. Nicki Elson
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Chicago has so much excellent architecture that they feel obliged to tear some of it down now and then and erect terrible buildings just to help us all appreciate the good stuff. Audrey Niffenegger
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She leaned in, a tip she had read today on HuffPo’s Love & Sex section. Boobs out, smile wide, voice low. Being sexy was exhausting. Kate Meader
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Leon had attached himself to me in Chicago like a fat, brat-and-beer-filled tick; I was amazed that someone whose blood was clearly half pork grease had made it to age seventy-five. John Scalzi
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She went weak in the knees and could barely walk as she followed him, trembling with fear. Her hopes for a happy future with Jordan came crashing down. Whoever had told Jordan she was free to travel under the name of Maria Brooks must have misled him. Unknown
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I met Ana doing free weights, ” Roger said. “This hard-body señorita was putting me to shame on squats, and I asked her how she got such a tight ass –”“And then she decked you.”“ Nah, she loved it! She’s real proud of that butt – she should be. She took me to one of her classes, and I got hooked. She’s a Zumba instructor.” Grant absorbed that information for a moment. “You do.. Zumba?”“ It’s great! Much more fun than PT. You just get going..” He did a little two-step maneuver on the city street, dancing to an unknown Latin beat. “Cha cha cha. Heeuh? Ana does this a little better than me..” Grant tried to hold it in. He really did. But his body quivered, his shoulders shook, and soon a whooping laugh erupted – which lasted quite a few seconds. Roger abruptly stopped his dance. “You judge, Madsen. Not cool. Jennifer Lane
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Things are more like they are now...than they have EVER been before! Uncle Arnie Mamath
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Staying level with Tess was going to require fast thinking, which was mighty difficult considering all the blood he needed for said thought processes was now hurtling south.“ What would this job involve?”“ Only one task. Make. Me. Believe.”“That I’m your fiancé?” Cue her smile, sly and sexy. First time she’d let him in on that action, too. “That you want me more than your next breath.” If she moved forward a couple of inches, his boner would make her believe. Kate Meader
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I could just as easily have taken the train.” He shut his eyes, just long enough for a movie of a Tess-induced train riot to screen on the backs of his eyelids. Fists flying, teeth broken, friendships destroyed as men vied to get closer to her lush body barely covered in that incendiary French maid outfit. And now he was turning hard again. Kate Meader
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I remember when I was twenty-five, � he said. “No client comes to you when you’re twenty-five. It’s like when you are looking for a doctor. You don’t want the new one that just graduated. You don’t want the very old one, the one shaking, the one twenty years past his prime. You want the seasoned one who has done it so many times he can do it in his sleep though. Same thing with attorneys. . Daniel Amory
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A profound impression was created by the discourses of Professor GN Chakravarti and Mrs Besant, who is said to have risen to unusual heights of eloquence, so exhilarating were the influences of the gathering. Besides those who represented our society and religions, especially Vivekananda, VR Gandhi, Dharmapala, captivated the public, who had only heard of Indian people through the malicious reports of interested missionaries, and were now astounded to see before them and hear men who represented the ideal of spirituality and human perfectibility as taught in their respective sacred writings. Henry Olcott
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An inappropriate attraction to your friend’s fiancé was grounds for disbarment from the Woman Club. Neither did it make a lick of sense. He was uncouth, uneducated, uncivilized. All of their conversations back then had been unholy bicker fests where they charged from the opposite ends of the spectrum, determined not to meet in the middle but to rip pieces out of each other on the drive by. Kate Meader
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She should pull away, even though she had begged for it with her smart mouth. She should punish him for every crime he’d perpetrated. For being too good-looking, too sexy, too everything. But the kiss was like him–just too damn good. Warm and brutal, providing answers to questions she never knew she had. He teased with his tongue along the seam of her mouth, seeking that last nudge of acceptance as if it was his God-given right. She parted her lips, and like a predator hinged on her threshold, he took. . Kate Meader
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But that kiss did more than turn her into a puddle of lust. It terrified her. Not because of how soul-searingly good it was, but because kisses like that don’t just happen. Kisses like that implied history and connection and bone-deep knowledge, and it made her question everything that had existed between them before. Kate Meader
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What are you thinking?” he asked in a disarmingly gentle tone.“ That the city looks different depending on whom I’m seeing it with.” He nodded easily, as if this same thought had occurred to him. “I notice different things, ” I continued. “Like with you, I pay more attention to the details of the buildings — the textures, the colors, the people standing in front of them. The reflections are different.”“ Reflections?” he asked quietly.“ They are.” I watched our bodies morph and distort in the window of an empty bank. “You’re there, ” I said. “That’s how they’re different. Jessica Hawkins
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The Cool Kids are Chicago. Me being from Michigan is a part of that dynamic. Chuck Inglish
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I grew up with six brothers, and I'm from Chicago, so princesses and Barbie dolls were not around the house. It was more like sports and comic books, so getting to work for Marvel is like my version of being able to be a princess. Chloe Bennet
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I've been in Chicago for every Christmas of my life. Jane Lynch
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Coming from Chicago, I like a white Christmas. Dennis Franz
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Our whole family assembles in Chicago at Christmas and usually in Aspen in the summer. James Cronin
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I started out as a high school teacher in inner-city Chicago and realized quite quickly that my students weren't that motivated. Jack Canfield
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This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest. Henny Youngman
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Well, I design costumes because I started with the theater in Chicago, but somehow a few lines just sort of fell to me to do it. And I studied it in school and I always liked it. John Malkovich
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It was Chicago with its World's Fair which vivified the national desire for civic beauty. Daniel Burnham
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In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago it's a sport. Dick Gregory
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ChicagoNEXT is focused on making Chicago the best possible place for technology entrepreneurs. J. B. Pritzker
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My mom actually had a band called Six Pack - even though there were seven of them - who went around Chicago performing popular songs. Her voice was like Gladys Knight mixed with Aretha Franklin. R. Kelly
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I started writing poetry as a teenager in suburban Chicago out of emotional desperation. Edward Hirsch