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The Dictionary defines Soul Mate as: A person who is perfectly suited to another in temperament. Before I met mine, I didn't know I was bonkers!James Hauenstein
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Marriage is not a competition. Marriage is completion of two souls.Abhijit Naskar
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The world’s most lethal venom is not found on the tongues of serpents, but on the tongues of a disgruntled wife.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Treat marriage like a diamond necklace; if broken, fix it, but do not throw it away.Matshona Dhliwayo
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If you sweep a woman off of her feet, make sure your character is strong enough to keep her in the air.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.Matshona Dhliwayo
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A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.Matshona Dhliwayo
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If you are waiting for the perfect spouse, you are waiting for the perfect disappointment.Matshona Dhliwayo
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A writer's partner should be a good reader...otherwise she/he will get bored what's happening around.Vikash Shrivastava
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There are many fish in the sea, but never let a good one swim away.Matshona Dhliwayo
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The distance between you and the door when you have had enough of your spouse is love.Matshona Dhliwayo
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My mother-in-law belongs in Hell, but the devil is afraid she’ll end up taking over.Matshona Dhliwayo