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You have no idea about presents or what they mean. The lastpresent you gave me was a stick.”“ You wanted a weapon.”“ It was a stick.”“ It had a bow on it.”“ It was a stick.”“ I thought you liked the stick. You laughed.Derek Landy
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When confronted with a birthday in a week I will remember that a book can be a really good present, too.Stephanie PearlMcPhee
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A book is sacred gift.Lailah Gifty Akita
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Dr. Richard Selzer is a surgeon and a favorite author of mine. He writes the most beautiful and compassionate descriptions of his patients and the human dramas they confront. In his book Letters to a Young Doctor, he said that most young people seem to be protected for a time by an imaginary membrane that shields them from horror. They walk in it every day but are hardly aware of its presence. As the immune system protects the human body from the unseen threat of harmful bacteria, so this mythical membrane guards them from life-threatening situations. Not every young person has this protection, of course, because children do die of cancer, congenital heart problems, and other disorders. But most of them are shielded–and don’t realize it. Then, as years roll by, one day it happens. Without warning, the membrane tears, and horror seeps into a person’s life or into the life of a loved one. It is at this moment that an unexpected theological crisis presents itself.James C. Dobson
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I got nervous at bulls and eagles, Trying to figure what shape Zeus might take fOvid
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I got my dad a great father's Day present. He called to say: 'Ach. Zis present is so good I now think it vas almost vorth having children.Johann Hari
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Every challenge presents a good chance for learning something new.Gift Gugu Mona
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I’d like to have the chance to decide what my life will be like, I think that’s the best present anyone can get. The chance to decide what your life will be like.Unknown
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Christmas has a deeper significance to followers of Jesus. It’s not all about the gifts underneath Christmas trees or the elaborate meals served in extravagantly decorated homes. Christmas is the season of Immanuel. We celebrate the good news that He is near, that He cares for us, and that He transforms lives. His presence was the greatest present God gave mankind. May we be present carriers of that presence! .Katherine J. Walden
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Electricity should not be banned, it just needs much better government regulation and understanding by the medical profession of the full range of toxicity that it presents to the human.Steven Magee
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Sleep did not honor me with it’s presence.Alysha Speer
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A broke man’s lover doesn’t feel ‘loved’ on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine’s Day.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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In the days approaching Christmas, she always reminds me of the previous year: 'Jane crocheted you an entire poncho, and all you gave her was a bone-shaped beach stone.Sara Baume
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Christmas used to be a good "idea" 'til somebody came up with the concept of giving wrapped up presents to each other... :-)Oliver Mally
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It's the giving that makes one stronger, but sometimes the taking can make one weaker, if even vulnerable or blinding.Anthony Liccione
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Unexpected gifts were better accepted when they were presented by total strangers, I had learnt.Vann Chow
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When I was 12, all I wanted for Christmas was a trampoline or a four-wheeler. I ended up getting both presents for Christmas.Chris Brown
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On my 30th birthday, all the presents I got were boxes of food. That's what I needed.Kay Lenz