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I respect you as a person too much to respect your ridiculous beliefs.Johann Hari
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I got my dad a great father's Day present. He called to say: 'Ach. Zis present is so good I now think it vas almost vorth having children.Johann Hari
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I'm so patriotic, I think every British kid should have a chance to grow up to be our head of state.Johann Hari
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The US head of state grew up on food stamps. The British head of state grew up on the postage stamps.Johann Hari