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Many a survivor of a plane crash who is or was against cannibalism and had never eaten human flesh once found themselves in a situation where they had to either eat human flesh, or go the way of all flesh.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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This is stolen? We're in a stolen jet?"" Not stolen, " said Donegan Bane from the co-pilot's seat." Almost stolen, " Gracious corrected." Semi-stolen, " said Donegan."Quasi-stolen, " said Gracious. Aurora's frown did not turn upside down. "So is it stolen or not?" Donegan and Gracious hesitated." Yes, " they both said together.Derek Landy
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I don’t dwell on the fact that I may have ridden on planes. That which I can’t remember having needed, I simply accept. It is the most preferable kind of self-insight: one that does not require any accompanying change in behavior.Benson Bruno
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Glenn could see I was bricking it and turned round to me as I sat there, gripping the armrests." You all right?" he said." I hate flying, Boss. I'm shitting myself."" Don't worry, Merse. It's going to be OK. We *won't* crash." I thought, "Thank God for that. Glenn's said we're going to be safe. Nothing's going to fuck with us now.Paul Merson
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If an ancient man saw planes two thousand years ago He would've thought they were birds Or angels from another world Or messengers from other planets.Dejan Stojanovic
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A meme a day keeps the planes away.Meme McDonald
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For someone who likes to get around as much as I do, I really travel quite badly. Planes frighten me, boats bore me, trains make me dirty, cars make me car-sick. And practically nothing can equal the critical dismay with which I first greet the sight of new places.Elaine Dundy
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We reviewed the ways we had to bring customers: Method A, flying aerobatics at the edge of town. Method B, the parachute jump. Then we began experimenting with Method C. There is a principle that says if you lay out a lonely solitaire game in the center of the wilderness, someone will soon come along to look over your shoulder and tell you how to play your cards. This was the principle of Method C. We unrolled our sleeping bags and stretched out under the wing, completely uncaring.Richard Bach
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Let us hope that the advent of a successful flying machine, now only dimly foreseen and nevertheless thought to be possible, will bring nothing but good into the world; that it shall abridge distance, make all parts of the globe accessible, bring men into closer relation with each other, advance civilization, and hasten the promised era in which there shall be nothing but peace and goodwill among all men.Octave Chanute