66 Best Nyc Quotes And Sayings

The city of New York has been the home to many famous people and events in history. From fancy fancy parties and Broadway shows to celebrity gossip and natural disasters, NYC is a city that keeps us on our toes. Check out this collection of wise and funny NY quotes that will inspire you to be all you can be!

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The darker side of the City tried to emphasize the selfish parts of me by encouraging my sense of entitlement and my desire for personal space. But God seemed to whisper that the alternative existed: to let Him grow humility and concern for others in a way I had never experienced, to live out His peace amid whirling chaos. (p.67) Tara Leigh Cobble
I MUST BE A TIME TRAVELLER BECAUSEI AM ALWAYS AHEAD...
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I MUST BE A TIME TRAVELLER BECAUSEI AM ALWAYS AHEAD OF MY TIME Qwana ReynoldsFrasier
I had a blind date with a dentist – and...
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I had a blind date with a dentist – and he told me to come back in six months. Joan Rivers
People say it is not the key to happiness, but...
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People say it is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money you can have a key made. Joan Rivers
I said,
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I said, "Is there! " I told him there is a Mafia school where they teach them math – if Johnny has ten fingers and they cut off two, how many does he have left? Joan Rivers
Somehow, some way, every person in the arts has to...
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Somehow, some way, every person in the arts has to find an accommodation with disappointment and embarrassment. They are the pollen in the air we breathe. Joan Rivers
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It gathers emotionally inside you, in a strange way a by-product of struggle, of a willingness to do anything, try anything, expose yourself to anything – staying in motion because sooner or later those ripples will cause change. Joan Rivers
Laughing made me feel safe. I was not going to...
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Laughing made me feel safe. I was not going to be enveloped by the seediness that coated this world like dust. Joan Rivers
When you begin to losing your audience, do not get...
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When you begin to losing your audience, do not get loud; get quiet, make them find you and come back to you. Joan Rivers
I am driven. Being driven is my energy source. It...
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I am driven. Being driven is my energy source. It is my fun.… I believe that where there is action, there is movement, and those ripples will eventually produce something positive. Joan Rivers
The revelation that personal truth can be the foundation of...
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The revelation that personal truth can be the foundation of comedy, that outrageousness can be cleansing and healthy… Joan Rivers
The act of creation fascinates me. You can only sit...
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The act of creation fascinates me. You can only sit with blank page and wait. You cannot press a button, cannot program it. Joan Rivers
Everything comes out of smoke and mist and nothingness, a...
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Everything comes out of smoke and mist and nothingness, a mystical happening… Joan Rivers
Liked
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Liked" was the kiss of death. "Loved" or "hated" interested him. At least the performer had aroused emotion. Joan Rivers
Maybe that is why in my comedy I try and...
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Maybe that is why in my comedy I try and puncture the hypocrisy all around us, why it is almost a crusade with me to strip life down to what really is true. Joan Rivers
…but I think comedy is more aggressive than that. It...
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…but I think comedy is more aggressive than that. It is a medium for revenge. We can deflate and punish the pomposity and the rejection which hurt us. Comedy is power. Joan Rivers
…you either do or do not have a comedy mind,...
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…you either do or do not have a comedy mind, whatever that is, maybe a heightened sense of the ridiculous and the absurdity of life… We are all crazy and crazed. Joan Rivers
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Punk had picked the locks, sluiced out into the grid. Garth Risk Hallberg
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I revealed my affection towards my former employer and felt sick at myself for betraying him. My grandfather stood and poured me another tall glass. He offered me a sour tomato to take the edge off of the vodka. Pappy pulled his chair up next to mine then put his oversized arm around my shoulder and offered me his wisdom. "Feel no pity for this man James, " he whispered. "A fool and his money are lucky to come together in the first place. More so, it's the responsibility of much smarter, more dubious men to party them, " he finished. . Gary Gunz Govich
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YOUR TWIN-FLAME IS ON BACK ORDER.THE HEAVENLY FATHER IS BUILDING YOUR SOULMATE TAILOR MADE FOR YOU SPECIAL ORDER.WHEN YOUR MATE IS COMPLETE THE UNIVERSE WILL SHIP THEM OUT SPECIAL DELIVERY, WITH A BOW. WHEN YOU MEET THEM YOU'LL KNOW! YOU DESERVE THE BEST. SINCERELY, #FRIENDINYOURPOCKET Qwana ReynoldsFrasier