I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

Rodney Dangerfield
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  2. The question, love, is whether you want me enough to take the risk. - Lisa Kleypas

  3. I want you. I want you so badly I can’t stand it. When you left, it felt like the world got darker. Like I couldn’t truly see anything. Couldn’t feel anything. - Rachel Vincent

  4. Lift your hips for me, love. - Tahereh Mafi

  5. When you want something this badly, you don't just give up. You fight and fight until you absolutely can't fight anymore. - Gail McHugh

More Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield
  1. I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

  2. When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

  3. I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

  4. I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

  5. I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.

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