Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.
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Criss Jami
Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.
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Criss Jami
With a philosophy education, one can infuriate his peers, intimidate his date, think of obscure, unreliable ways to make money, and never regret a thing.
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Criss Jami
To be a philosopher, just reverse everything you have ever been told...and have a sense of humor doing it.
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Criss Jami
Tolerance! The virtue that makes one bite his tongue so that he can tear out his hair.
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Criss Jami
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It is the small trivial things in life that makes a human happy, like opening a pickle jar.
MY FRIEND: SO DO YOU TAKE A FOREIGN LANGUAGE CLASS?ME: SURE DO HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 13 YEARS.MY FRIEND: COOL WHAT LANGUAGE?ME: MATH.