Michael scrambled around again and kissed James’s lips and cheeks in brief, silly pecks.“ Breakfast?”“ You offering or ordering?” James grumbled.“ I’m offering to cook if you’re offering up the groceries. Do you have eggs?”“ No, I have sperm. What the hell do they teach you in school these days?” Michael giggled. “Chicken eggs, wise ass. In your refrigerator. Eli Easton
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Michael scrambled around again and kissed James's lips and cheeks in brief, silly pecks.“Breakfast?”“You offering or ordering?” James grumbled.“I'm offering to cook if you're offering up the groceries. Do you have eggs?” No, I have sperm. What the hell do they teach you in school these days?”Michael giggled. “Chicken eggs, wise ass. In your refrigerator.

Source: The Mating Of Michael

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