2 Quotes About Oxford Messed Up

Oxford has been the official style guide for English language from time immemorial, but there are a few things that make it a little weird. So here is a collection of all the Oxford-messed-up quotes to help you feel a little dumb while reading your favorite books and articles.

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Gloria watched the swollen white orb of a hot-air balloon rising over Navy Pier and knew she had to break it off with Oliver, for he was the type who would never enjoy hot-air balloons, Van Morrison songs, or mess, whether from orgasm or otherwise. But who was she to be dreaming about mess today? Andrea Kayne Kaufman
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The talked about their messed-up, dysfunctional families, carefully respecting boundaries, never probing too deep in any one sitting. And they always ended up laughing. Even when the subject matter was intense or macabre, Henry’s sick and twisted and often politically incorrect sense of humor was infectious… Gloria laughed more in these first weeks at Oxford then she remembered laughing almost anywhere. Andrea Kayne Kaufman