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Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Amy turned to Nellie. "Can you create a diversion to draw the clerk outside?" The au pair was wary. "What kind of diversion?"" You could pretend to be lost, " Dan proposed. "The guy comes out to give you directions, and we slip inside."" That's the most sexist idea I've ever heard, " Nellie said harshly. "I'm female, so I have to be clueless. He's male, so he's got a great sense of direcGordon Korman
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The fictitious kleptomaniac's only crime was stealing imaginationsDean Cavanagh
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A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself.Henry Morgan