10 Quotes About Intelligent Humor

Even the smartest people need a little humor now and again. Whether it’s to change the tone of a conversation, lighten your mood, or cause an awkward moment to break down, these quotes can be used to put yourself in a better frame of mind. They’re all about being smarter than you think you are, which is important in understanding that your actions have consequences. If you’re feeling dumb for doing something wrong, take a moment to reflect on one of these funny quotes about intelligence.

A guilty conscience is jealousy's playground.
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A guilty conscience is jealousy's playground. L. Quick
There is a sort of mental treason That smothers dreams...
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There is a sort of mental treason That smothers dreams outside of reason Mike Corbett
I am fashionably unimpressed with the material world. I am...
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I am fashionably unimpressed with the material world. I am moved by the beauty of aspiration, and I hope that I can elevate myself to the standards I have imposed on others. Mike Corbett
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Vomit and shit, even your own, stink. Sheeja Jose
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Cynicism is extremely contagious, and the most pious among us cannot long endure its potency. The gullible should be on their guard, however, since this endearing quality frequently masquerades as wit. Mike Corbett
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No quality imparts apparent strength to its possessors more effectively than faith. From hospital beds to battlefields, it is the iron that strengthens a man to confront his destiny. Mike Corbett
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Confidence is highly erotic. K.D. Harp
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Never trust a woman hoarding a half-eaten bag of M&M's. K.D. Harp
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You know very well that I no longer think. I am far too intelligent for that. Albert Camus