22 Quotes About Bacon

Bacon is like the steak of the pig — it's best when cooked to perfection and served up with a side of scrumptious sauce. Bacon is a fatty meat that comes from the belly of a pig and includes both the meat and skin (known as "bacon bits") of the pig. Bacon has been likened to other high-fat, high-protein foods such as olive oil, butter, and cheese. Of course, bacon lovers will beg to differ, claiming that you can't have too much bacon Read more

We've compiled a list of bacon quotes that will inspire you to eat more bacon and less lettuce!

The serpent if it wants to become the dragon must...
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The serpent if it wants to become the dragon must eat itself. Francis Bacon
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Okay, this is the wisdom. First, time spent on reconnaissanse is never wasted. Second, almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon. And finally, there is no problem on Earth that can't be ameliorated by a hot bath and a cup of tea. Jasper Fforde
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Mr Gray didn't care much for Jonesy's body (or so he told himself; in truth it was hard not to feel at least some affection for something capable of providing such unexpected pleasures as 'bacon' and 'murder'), but it did have to take him another couple of hundred miles. Stephen King
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Most people just want to be left in peace to eat their bacon, not realising that there is no peace behind bacon. Mango Wodzak
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Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. Stephanie Stamm
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Niko popped a spare slice of bacon in his mouth, chewing it up contentedly. “I hate being a soul, being dead. You know what I hate most about it?”“ No sex?” Sophie guessed.“ That’s what I hate second most about it. No, what I hate most is–”“ That you can’t lie, ” Adrian cut in. Niko lifted his eyebrows at him, impressed. “You do know me. Exactly right.”“ And no bacon, ” Freya added. . Molly Ringle
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If the weight comes from bacon you can so deduct it off the scale total to get your true weight. #science Michelle M. Pillow
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It is the custom on the stage in all good, murderous melodramas, to present the tragic and the comic scenes in as regular alternation as the layers of red and white in a side of streaky, well-cured bacon. Charles Dickens
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Ethically, she couldn't cause the suffering of any living thing. Logically, bacon cheeseburgers were delicious. Thomm Quackenbush
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The adults said the only good food was the bacon, but the kids knew better. They had never had a more fun breakfast in their lives. Although they had to agree the bacon was very good. Then again, it was bacon. It was always good. Ella Minster
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No bacon for you."" Then no eggs for you. Either of you." Eve glowered at him. "Prisoner exchange?" They glared at each other, then swapped pans and started scooping. Rachel Caine
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Are bacon and chocolate the foundation of a good meal? No, everybody knowsthat is a deep fryer and/or gravy. However, I have long held the notion that you can't name a food that I can't improve by adding either bacon or chocolate. Aaron Blaylock
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America, I know we have our problems. I realize that the scale and our waistlineare foremost among them. I’m willing to make concessions, I really am. I drink, and prefer, skim milk. I’ll take water packed tuna over oil packed tuna any day. I can stomach low-fat ranch or I-Can’t-Believe-It’s-Not-Anything. I’ll even look the other way on sugar free ice cream (believe me that one hurts), but I’ll be darned if I’m gonna let somebody take my delicious delicious pig fat from me. I’d rather die. Aaron Blaylock
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Doug Larson, the famous runner and 1924 Olympic Gold Medal winner, said it best 'Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. David Mezzapelle
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You don't have to say a thing except yes. You don't have to do anything, either, I'm quite willing to plan it all." "You?""Yes me."" You'd plan all of it? Even the wedding?"" Why not?"" You don't even like to plan your own breakfast." He grinned. "You mean more to me tban bacon."" More than [i]bacon?[/i] I'm honored."" You should be, my foolish pea brain. Karen Hawkins
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I would just have to find a hog, slaughter it, butcher it, cure the meat, then fry it up. Thinking about the bacon–the potential of bacon–gives me hope. Not all is lost if bacon isn't. Seriously. Rick Yancey
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You worry too much. Eat some bacon...what? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon. Justin Halpern
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...she has been bewitched by a wicked sorceress, and will not regain her beauty until she is my wife.'' Does she say so? Well if you believe that you may drink cold water and think it bacon'. Andrew Lang
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Despite my mum being from a small village in the middle of a forest, I'm not a country person. I don't like my bacon sandwich to be curiously snuffling at my fingers. But sometimes being police means holding your breath and fondling a pig. Ben Aaronovitch
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Alas, bacon and eggs are not health foods. Dean Ornish