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How initially 'to get her in the sack' and subsequently to avoid 'her giving you the sack' are not identical dilemmas faced by the male species, but they sure have a bizarre habit of being bedfellowsAlex Morritt
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Just curious, she mouthed." What? I didn't catch that." Jjuussttccuurriioouuss. She drew it out this time, hoping he'd be able to read her lips." If you spoke out loud, " he drawled, "I might understand what you're saying." Caroline stamped her foot in frustration, but when it landed, it landed on something considerablyless'flat than the floor." Owww! " he yelled. Oh! His foot! Sorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorry , she mouthed. I didn't mean it." If you think I can understand that, " he growled, "you're crazier than I'd originally thought. .Julia Quinn
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Lash had been explaining to her that it's impolite to refer to an African American as a nigga, unless one was another African American, when Troy Lee came in and said, "She only speaks Cantonese.""She does not. She keeps coming in and saying 'What's up my nigga?'"" Oh yeah. She does that to me, too. Did you give her a pound?"" No. I didn't give her a pound, motherfucker. She called me a nigga."" Well, she's not going to quit unless you give her a pound. It's just the way she rolls."" That's some bullshit, Troy.""It's her couch. .Christopher Moore
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While you’re singing something romantic, I can’t get the lyrics to ‘Love and Marriage’ out of my head, and that tune always reminds me of the jingle from Jeopardy.E.a. Bucchianeri
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That spot was taken, " Kara sat up to look at them. Stylized, short, black hair with bangs. Piercing blue eyes. Proper posture. Lean. It was Oliver. "I don't think a bag counts as a person, " he smiled down at her.Alexis Tiger
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I think I’ll give the Cage of Death a miss too, ” I said. Crocodiles were fascinating creatures, like living dinosaurs, but they could do their living over there somewhere, far away from me.Renee Conoulty
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I've always liked Belgian waffles, but I must say, I didn't think I would one day be having Belgian waffles in Belgium! I just sort of POOF found myself there and there I was with a gigantic Belgian waffle in my hands, standing on a sidewalk in Belgium!C. Joybell C.
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I got married. A bright past is ahead of me!Ljupka Cvetanova
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The innocent little girl said at the end of her prayer "Jesus, please take care of yourself because if anything happens to you, we are all in troubleKingsley Opuwari Manuel
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Had a cold hummus with pita bread, Under a delicious food, yellow or red. Might just have the appetite to cook Urgent dinner by hook or crook. So that's just a humus humor spread.Ana Claudia Antunes
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To whomever swapped my tattoo cream for toothpaste........ well played.R.D. Ronald
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The gate is perfectly simple, " Temeraire said. "There is only a bar across the fence, which one can lift very easily, and then it swings open; Nitidus could do it best, for his forehands are the smallest. Though it is difficult to keep the animals inside the pen, and the first time I learned how to open it, they all ran away, " he added. "Maximus and I had to chase after them for hours and hours--it was not funny at all, " he said, ruffled, sitting back on his haunches and contemplating Laurence with great indignation. .Naomi Novik
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I'm not stupid and I'm not brainy. I just lack execution sometimes. I'm more of a "I should have said that" kind of gal. But there will be other days when I'll have a comback that'll knock ya flat and you knows it brov! ha-ha!Ellie Williams
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I suddenly remembered that Murray Gell-Mann and I were supposed to give talks at that conference on the present situation of high-energy physics. My talk was set for the plenary session, so I asked the guide, "Sir, where would the talks for the plenary session of the conference be?"" Back in that room that we just came through."" Oh! " I said in delight. "Then I'm gonna give a speech in that room! " The guide looked down at my dirty pants and my sloppy shirt. I realized how dumb that remark must have sounded to him, but it was genuine surprise and delight on my part. We went along a little bit farther, and the guide said, "This is a lounge for the various delegates, where they often hold informal discussions." They were some small, square windows in the doors to the lounge that you could look through, so people looked in. There were a few men sitting there talking. I looked through the windows and saw Igor Tamm, a physicist from Russia that I know. "Oh! " I said. "I know that guy! " and I started through the door. The guide screamed, "No, no! Don't go in there! " By this time he was sure he had a maniac on his hands, but he couldn't chase me because he wasn't allowed to go through the door himself!.Richard Feynman
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The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.Fakeer Ishavardas