200+ Quotes & Sayings By Fakeer Ishavardas

Fakeer Ishavardas is a published author and journalist. He has been writing about his personal experiences for over ten years and has also successfully worked in multiple fields of the media industry. Fakeer is an avid blogger and shares his thoughts and insights through his blog, The Emotional Addiction. He can be reached at: [email protected] .

Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or...
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Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their grand-pop. Fakeer Ishavardas
I'm joking when I say I'm the grand-pop of those...
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I'm joking when I say I'm the grand-pop of those claiming to be an avatar-messiah or god. But if they're serious, then, I am who I am. Fakeer Ishavardas
Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky...
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Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call him Mr. NOT. Fakeer Ishavardas
Science is good, is not God.
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Science is good, is not God. Fakeer Ishavardas
Killing or eating animals is an act of beasts. Stirs...
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Killing or eating animals is an act of beasts. Stirs within the devil. Sorry. It spurs evil. Thus is truth - at least the metaphysical. Fakeer Ishavardas
As per the law of karma, that which is your...
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As per the law of karma, that which is your meat today, this dear beloved animal will make mincemeat of you tomorrow. In another birth. Fakeer Ishavardas
All humans are rogues. Cured only by death.
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All humans are rogues. Cured only by death. Fakeer Ishavardas
I had an enemy - myself. Getting rid of the...
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I had an enemy - myself. Getting rid of the ego-self, in came the Self. Now, here, there, everywhere is nothing else. Just One Self. Fakeer Ishavardas
Were I but perfectly normal, I would just not be.
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Were I but perfectly normal, I would just not be. Fakeer Ishavardas
Remember, you are as dispensable as the most indispensable king...
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Remember, you are as dispensable as the most indispensable king of kings, the mighty lord of silly worldly men. Fakeer Ishavardas
Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So,...
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Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you. Fakeer Ishavardas
Live joyfully this life. Once gone, who knows if we...
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Live joyfully this life. Once gone, who knows if we ever get it back. Atheists think we do not. Mystics say you will. Either way, chill. Fakeer Ishavardas
Till the time Mother Nature takes away what she had...
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Till the time Mother Nature takes away what she had bestowed upon us for free - this wonderful gift, of life. Value it, while you have it. Fakeer Ishavardas
It is no use dying, before one does.
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It is no use dying, before one does. Fakeer Ishavardas
After you die, a rare friend or family member may...
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After you die, a rare friend or family member may carry your memory throughout life. Most will forget you. As if you were never here. Fakeer Ishavardas
Do not believe in a god who is as silly,...
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Do not believe in a god who is as silly, and meaner than you. For, that would surely be your higher-self, and your stupid alter-ego. Fakeer Ishavardas
Blind-believers and staunch atheists have the same god - namely,...
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Blind-believers and staunch atheists have the same god - namely, a self-deluded, one's own shadow's bot. Fakeer Ishavardas
If your believed in book-told god is a silly sod,...
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If your believed in book-told god is a silly sod, you too are. Fakeer Ishavardas
I have met the devil - he is not!
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I have met the devil - he is not! Fakeer Ishavardas
Don't, but if at all, then, lie to the whole...
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Don't, but if at all, then, lie to the whole damn world - never to your own damn, silly stupid self. Fakeer Ishavardas
Everybody dies. Including your messiahs. And gods.
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Everybody dies. Including your messiahs. And gods. Fakeer Ishavardas
You be good. That's your business. The rest, leave to...
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You be good. That's your business. The rest, leave to God. That's his business. Fakeer Ishavardas
My imaginary pal up there, Mr. NOT, tells me it's...
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My imaginary pal up there, Mr. NOT, tells me it's my dog-damn ism to kick your illusory he-man's ass. Now, what do you say to that? Fakeer Ishavardas
First of all, no messiahs are sent. Secondly, no messiah...
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First of all, no messiahs are sent. Secondly, no messiah got it. Lastly, no messiah is. And if there ever was or is, maybe I too am it. As too is every dimwit. Fakeer Ishavardas
Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.
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Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are. Fakeer Ishavardas
I wish you all the best in life. Hell, I...
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I wish you all the best in life. Hell, I will even write your obituary for free. Fakeer Ishavardas
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If you do not grasp, intellectually or spiritually, the 'One' in All, you would've lived and died as your former self - ape, et all. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Do it or not, but do. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Be the person you would want to be friends with. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Humour sustains us during failure; more so after success, when we're prone to fail that much more, daring abyss, pumped up with success. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Don't worry, eventually everything falls into its rightful place. Fakeer Ishavardas
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In all humilitylet it be said -there's no godin End Realitybut Onenessunto all is All -Whole's Unity. Fakeer Ishavardas
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If you're born a man, be a man. If a woman, be proud of being one. For, you're not the body, mind, this or that. "Ye are gods! " - human. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Angels, fairies, gods, hell-heaven, "mediating" messiahs, demons, spirits etc. - are but your cultural-isms. Free be of these prisons. Fakeer Ishavardas
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All's a Oneness. There's nothing else. Fakeer Ishavardas
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You're not a piece of nothing, but the all of everything. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Humble yourself, before you are. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Any given day is a second chance, after yesterday. Make the best of it today. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Be who you are. If a man, be one. If woman, be so. The gender-change, behaviour or role, is a mind-made turd. As illusory as this world. Fakeer Ishavardas
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It's tough to get out of one's inherited imbecilic culture, and a thus inherited or endowed lunatic belief system. A freethinker must overcome every deadened system. Especially one's own. Fakeer Ishavardas
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I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Any silly ism or stupid book that considers men above women, must be shunned like a lowlife demon. For, all's one, barring none. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Take heart. You're not alone. Every broken heart breathes again. That's life. It goes on. In loss, and in gain. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Learn to accept life in toto. A perfect life is only in the dream world. This, my dear, with all it's heartaches, is it. Our world. Fakeer Ishavardas
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The inability to rise above one's inherited ism and ideology makes one live and die a fool, just a folly. Fakeer Ishavardas
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To live unhappily, is failing life. Fakeer Ishavardas
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I've nothing against people. Just a***oles. But then, most people are. Fakeer Ishavardas
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On a supra human level, yeah, I got That Which Is. Yet on a simple human level, rare are times when either my left or my right foot is not in some kind of shit. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Seeing Oneam undone! Enemy norlo! friend-sans One-is none. That! is "am"One-o-One! Fakeer Ishavardas
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Humans, left to own misguided devices, scratches the Divine in the self as one would the lice, but remember to lick well all the vices. Fakeer Ishavardas
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If a religion asks one to kill another just because he or she follows not this ism, nor agrees with it; then, it's a hell-hole, worse than a prison. Run away, and far from it. As though your butt is on fire. And before you, yourself are imprisoned. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Death is easy, living difficult. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Even if things do not work out as you thought they should for you, they do - in their own way, as they were meant to. Fakeer Ishavardas
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You are given a life, a death. Understand both while living, and before dying. Or you'd have wasted a life, a death. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Respect all people as you do your people, and you would be a fine people. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Your destiny - by hook or crook, by this way or that, at some corner or nook - will catch up with you. Fakeer Ishavardas
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A closed heart opens no mind. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Be kind, for the other is not another, but your mirrored kine. Fakeer Ishavardas
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We're shadows! of naught;living, dying! for what's not. Fakeer Ishavardas
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There's plenty of food, other than non-vegetarian, here, on this earth. So, don't hurt, kill and eat animals to increase your girth Fakeer Ishavardas
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No one dies pre-maturely. As is meant, happens naturally. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Most humans are but beasts and bitches, till the One in All - this unconscious seeking, and conscious finding of it - 'em itches. Fakeer Ishavardas
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The mystic, identifying neither with his-her race-religion-gender nor with any mind-made blunder, lives and dies in One's splendor. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Life is an unfinished art, few master it, most just bark. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Do your thing, without harming anything. Fakeer Ishavardas
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A questioning man is already half wise. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Life fits the shoe you walk in. Fakeer Ishavardas
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If you're still living, you are yet! winning. Fakeer Ishavardas
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You got to die for 'It'. Or you'll remain a religious nutcase. In other words, a dickhead, nitwit. Fakeer Ishavardas
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The metaphysical truth and the end reality is simply this - you are All. Infinite Oneness. Consciousness is but only a part of it. So, you're consciousness, and yet more. You're the Whole. Thus is 'That'. Get it. Fakeer Ishavardas
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So, am I too, like all other humans, just a rogue? Sure! Just a notch less than those rascals wearing godly robes. Fakeer Ishavardas
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There is no human-like god. If there were, he'd be as silly as you. Fakeer Ishavardas
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God of blind believers is most likely to be cock-eyed. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Strip yourself naked, of your fancied ideas about What Is. Then, seek "It". That Which Is. Otherwise, all you're going to find is dick. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Pray within. Stay within. Seek, find the Within. For, there's no heaven or hell or god anywhere but herein. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Only in duality consciousness we witness this-that thing. In reality, a unity consciousness runs as the very soul of every little thing. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Religious nuts, atheists, theists, as too most scientists fail to "get" IT - the Ultimate Reality - because they seek it through ego. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Truth will screw with you every which way, before it lets you to be anywhere near itself. Fakeer Ishavardas
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If a religious book makes you harbor ill thoughts about those with differing faith, then, you're reading the wrong crap of late. Fakeer Ishavardas
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First rule of spirituality - thou shall not believe in your own bullshit. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Most probably your belief system is screwed up. And so were your ancestors, before you. And now, maybe so are you. Overcome it, you! Fakeer Ishavardas
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Hurry, your imaginary heaven is calling you up, my dear holier-than-thou religious nuts. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Any religion that cannot stand up to a modern scientific reasoning, and to rational proof, is asinine Fakeer Ishavardas
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Oh yeah, "God is great! " Well, why an't you, mate? Fakeer Ishavardas
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Those who love dogs, know something about God. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Anyone - your daddy or mine, your ancestor or mine, your god or mine - who bays for blood of "infidels" is an a***ole. And non-divine. Fakeer Ishavardas
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How did I get 'IT'? - By crying, begging, yelping! - Any of this helping? Fakeer Ishavardas
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If you follow a foolish ism, how are you an intelligent being? Fakeer Ishavardas
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I plan to live my own way. Hopefully, it is as per God's Way. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Life is easy. Just stay un-dead. Fakeer Ishavardas
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I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it. Fakeer Ishavardas
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You're not free, until you get rid of I-myself-me; and let enter 'That', which, the sages call "Thee". Fakeer Ishavardas
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Living well is dying well. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Do your best, then put your feet on the table, and to God leave the rest. Fakeer Ishavardas
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The god of fools is a fool just like them. Fakeer Ishavardas
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And here I am. God and I, ever One, and Alone. Fakeer Ishavardas
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I do not want to sound cynical or condescending, but your lips are moving, your mind unbending. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Dare to oppose yourself. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Not God, but man-made gods kill, by self-will. Fakeer Ishavardas
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Fools follow foolishly their imaginary lookalikes as god. Such silly follies exist not. Seek 'What Is'. And is not. Fakeer Ishavardas