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How initially 'to get her in the sack' and subsequently to avoid 'her giving you the sack' are not identical dilemmas faced by the male species, but they sure have a bizarre habit of being bedfellowsAlex Morritt
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While she could hardly fathom what had just happened to her that night, she reached some conclusions before she fell asleep, certain things now made perfect sense; Moon River didn’t sound so syrupy, mistletoe wasn’t such a bad idea, and perhaps dating was not such a frivolous waste of time after all.E.a. Bucchianeri
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Your own shortcomings are the best ground to grow your sense of humor.Stu Konigsberg
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My imaginary pal up there, Mr. NOT, tells me it's my dog-damn ism to kick your illusory he-man's ass. Now, what do you say to that?Fakeer Ishavardas
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Today I plan to smile a lot, only so people who know me will be freaked the fuck out.R.D. Ronald
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It was supposed to say "Great Artist" on my tombstone, but if I died right now it would say "such a good teacher/daughter/friend" instead; and what I really want to shout, and want in big letters on that grave, too, is FUCK YOU ALL.Claire Messud
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On a supra human level, yeah, I got That Which Is. Yet on a simple human level, rare are times when either my left or my right foot is not in some kind of shit.Fakeer Ishavardas
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Humans as a whole are but an unwholesome hole with a sorry ass. In short, a**holes.Fakeer Ishavardas
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If anybody tells says you have to follow his or her #religion or you're going to hell, tell that silly ass to go to hell. Be well.Fakeer Ishavardas
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You're actually each other's wingman. You never leave your partner vulnerable." - Graham Warner, husband of fun-loving seven-time cancer survivor Dionne WarnerDeana J. Driver
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The Howeitat spread out along the cliffs to return the peasants' fire. This manner of going displeased Auda, the old lion, who raged that a mercenary village folk should dare to resist their secular masters, the Abu Tayi. So he jerked his halter, cantered his mare down the path, and rode out plain to view beneath the easternmost houses of the village. There he reined in, and shook a hand at them, booming in his wonderful voice: 'Dogs, do you not know Auda?' When they realized it was that implacable son of war their hearts failed them, and an hour later Sherif Nasir in the town-house was sipping tea with his guest the Turkish Governor, trying to console him for the sudden change of fortune. .T.E. Lawrence
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I love you as I do all - not at all.Fakeer Ishavardas
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The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.Fakeer Ishavardas