36 Quotes About Fake

Fake quotes are as popular as they are ridiculous. Fake quotes aren't just humorous, but somewhat satirical as well. They're meant to poke fun at the ridiculousness of certain words, phrases, and even whole sentences. Try not to take these fake quotes too seriously though, because it's all in good fun!

Not like this. He wanted it to be real.
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Not like this. He wanted it to be real. Suzanne Collins
I feel like a big faker because I've been putting...
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I feel like a big faker because I've been putting my life back together, and nobody knows. Stephen Chbosky
Fake s U C Ks!
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Fake s U C Ks! Toba Beta
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All these angels start coming out of the boxes and everywhere, guys carrying crucifixes and stuff all over the place, and the whole bunch of them - thousands of them - singing “Come All Ye Faithful” like mad. Big deal. It’s supposed to be religious as hell, I know, and very pretty and all, but I can’t see anything religious or pretty, for God’s sake, about a bunch of actors carrying crucifixes all over the stage. When they all finished and started going out the boxes again, you could tell they could hardly wait to get a cigarette of something. I saw it with old Sally Hayes the year before, and she kept saying how beautiful it was, the costumes and all. I said old jesus probably would’ve puked if he could see it. J.d. Salinger
Some soap opera, you know, real people pretending to be...
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Some soap opera, you know, real people pretending to be fake people with made-up problems being watched by real people to forget their real problems. Chuck Palahniuk
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I’ve perfected the art of the fake smile. It’s not so difficult when you are completely numb. Bethany Griffin
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Guard your heart and mind against double-minded pretentious beings. Do not allow infiltration beyond the surface. If their influence travels on the inside, they become like an incurable disease. Amaka Imani Nkosazana
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A question that always haunts me. Why can’t people just be real? It’s easier being real than pretend being real. Give yourself a chance. Manasa Rao
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Sincerity is nothing to express, it appears over the period. Just try to hold and wait.... Muhammad Danish Adeel
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No one is as simple as they may seem to be. Lik Hock Yap
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It's fiction, the improbable is very probable in my worlds H.Q. Frost
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The reason some people put on a mask is not in their blood but it is in their fear that we judge them too soon. Ameya Agrawal
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Anyway, you can be sure of one thing, a man's got to fake just to stay alive. Osamu Dazai
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I realize no matter how smart you are, you’ll end up trusting people and get hurt. This world is full of pretenders and you’ll never know. Manasa Rao
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Some relationships are just a mere illusion! Elena Ristic
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As you grow older, you realize it becomes less important to have more friends and more important to have real ones. People nowadays don't know the true meaning of friendship and loyalty. People always suddenly miss you more once they see how much happier you are without them. Learn the real from the fake..and don't worry about the mistakes you make. There are no mistakes in life, just lessons. The only people worthy to be in your life are the ones that help you through the hard times and laugh with you after the hard times pass. Ziad K. Abdelnour
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To live with fake positive thoughts is suicide, but living with negative all your life is just preparing the trigger for to get shoot! Deyth Banger
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I love fake people provided they are mannequins. Pushpa Rana
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You did listen." He sat back, nodding his head. "Okay, then. Now tell me what you really thought."" I told you. It was interesting."" Interesting, " he said, "is not a word."" Since when?"" It's a placeholder. Something you use when you don't want to say something else." He leaned a little closer to me. "Look, if you're worried about my feelings, don't be. You can say whatever you want. I won't be offended."" I did. I liked it."" Tell the truth. Say something. Anything. Just spit it out."" I–" I began, then stopped myself. Maybe it was the fact that he was so clearly on to me. Or my sudden awareness of how rarely I was honest. Either way, I broke. "I… I didn't like it, " I said. He slapped his leg. "I knew it! You know, for someone who lies a lot, you're not very good at it." This was a good thing. Or not? I wasn't sure. "I'm not a liar, " I said." Right. You're nice, " he said." What's wrong with nice?"" Nothing. Except it usually involves not telling the truth, " he replied. "Now. Tell me what you really thought. Sarah Dessen
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May you live a life as holy and perfect as you pretend it to be in Facebook Maria Nieves
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Out of all the things we fake we can never fake to be positive. Pushpa Rana
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Sometimes you should be fake... to be honest is the thing which used against you... too much of you could kill ya. Deyth Banger
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I would rather wear honest tears than the most beautiful and elaborately faked smile. Tyler Knott Gregson
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I'm wearing this fake smile. Daae ALF
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When you know that someone is playing love games with you and still you are there then it means either you are a true lover or a true loser. Jasmine Kiyani
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I cannot do anything fake; that is why even when I sleep with a prostitute, she falls in love with me. M.F. Moonzajer
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She is an illusion... she can fake everything... you may feel she don't have emotions but may be she is the most emotional one... Shivangi Lavaniya
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Everyone falls sometimes, son, even me, but the trick is to get right back up. They’ll always target the ones who appear vulnerable, so you need to be strong. Fake it until you make it. J.m. Darhower
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Be real to others. You can be fake only to yourself. Quotewriter
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Fake people talk about other people being fake. Real people worry about their business, and no one else's. Ziad K. Abdelnour
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The false world is full of illusions and misery. Bryant McGill
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Maybe I have said it, maybe I haven't chess isn't about math, it's about strategy. If you know math this doesn't make you good in chess, you must have strategy to win. Deyth Banger
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Unless you can fake sincerity, you'll get nowhere in this business. Roger Stone
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Architects have created this fake separation between creation and execution. You can see it in architecture schools, where the students look down on going to contracts classes. Joshua PrinceRamus
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Id rather have a fake smile than a nasty stare. Tamara Ecclestone