17 Quotes About Condom

Condoms are a part of human history. They’ve been around since the dawn of time. They have been used for contraception, to prevent disease, and even to prevent pregnancy. Today, they are a vital form of birth control, and a means of preventing unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted infections Read more

While condoms have a long history, they’ve been around long enough that people have been making them for centuries. Check out the list below to see some of the best quotes about condoms from our favorite authors and philosophers.

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To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing...
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A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only one hand. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people have contracted HIV during their separate endeavours to...
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Some people have contracted HIV during their separate endeavours to give someone or some people a curable STD. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The human population would probably be way less than a...
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The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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For if in careless summer days In groves of Ashtaroth we whored, Repentant now, when winds blow cold, We kneel before our rightful lord; The lord of all, the money-god, Who rules us blood and hand and brain, Who gives the roof that stops the wind, And, giving, takes away again; Who spies with jealous, watchful care, Our thoughts, our dreams, our secret ways, Who picks our words and cuts our clothes, And maps the pattern of our days; Who chills our anger, curbs our hope, And buys our lives and pays with toys, Who claims as tribute broken faith, Accepted insults, muted joys; Who binds with chains the poet’s wit, The navvy’s strength, the soldier’s pride, And lays the sleek, estranging shield Between the lover and his bride. George Orwell
Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive,...
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Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive, if they had managed to sleep with some of the women with whom they want or wanted to have sex. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions of births. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Although every person makes mistakes, not every mistake makes a person. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Nowadays, you can do anything that you want–anal, oral, fisting–but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection. Unknown
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Having sex with a condom is like eating chocolate with the wrap on. Ahmed Mostafa
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Your generation has been the target of incredible disinformation on the subject of premarital sex, which is another enticing addictive behavior to be considered. In this instance, our own government is responsible for much of the confusion. For some thirty years, federal and state programs have promoted a concept its promoters call "safe sex, " which refers to the use of condoms in sexual intercourse. Billions of dollars have been spent telling young people that they can have sex–lots of really good sex–without suffering from the consequences of it. Condoms, they say, will solve all the problems. James C. Dobson
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Some women would not have contracted an STD or STDs had they not been on the pill. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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AIDS would have claimed fewer lives if we had publicly recommended what I wish to call ‘The Presumption of Sickness, ’ i.e., the principle that whomever we are about to sleep with is HIV-positive until proven HIV-negative. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That’s life. That’s love. That’s fiscally irresponsible.
 Unknown
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I remembered during puberty, through the anorexic mists of intermittent menstrual cycles, that man, my father, lifting Shirley's nightdress over her head and asking her in his mocking way to choose what colour condom she wanted. 'Red or yellow?' Which did she choose? I can't remember. Perhaps she alternated. Perhaps there were other colours. It didn't happen once. It happened again and again. I had no power to stop it. That man, my father, had some control over me. I was drugged by the black silence in that big house, the vile whiff of aftershave, the crushing torment of inevitability. My father fucked Shirley using red or yellow condoms and it was those condoms that brought it all to an end. It was my last realization of the day; any more would have been too much to contemplate. That time when my mother had found used condoms in bedroom, he had admitted, after a pointless burst my father's of denial, that he had been going to prostitutes. That was no doubt true but I can't imagine clients take used condoms away with them; prostitutes would surely get rid of the things. No. My father kept those used condoms as a prize. He was fucking his fourteen-year-old-daughter. He was proud of it. Rebecca welled up with tears. Poor thing, she kept saying. Poor thing. Alice Jamieson
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What are you gonna help us with? That very tiny used condom? Booth