100 Quotes About Chick Lit

"Chick-lit" is a popular genre of women's fiction that tends to focus on romantic relationships between women. These books are often humorously written but can also be serious in tone. Many chick-lit books are written by British authors, although American ones are also popular. While the books may focus on fictional characters, the themes and lessons they teach are applicable to real life Read more

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We didn't, after all, sing "Another One Bites The Dust" as the coffin was carried out; Hazel and the vicar had settled instead on the more traditional "How Great Thou Art". And Aunty Rose's old adversary the mayor was pressed into service as a coffin bearer to replace Matt.Rose Adele Thornton, born in Bath, England, died in Waimanu, New Zealand, a mere fifty-three years later. Adept and compassionate nurse, fervent advocate of animal welfare, champion of correct diction and tireless crusader against the misuse of apostrophes. Experimental chef, peerless aunt, brave sufferer and true friend. She had the grace and courage to thoroughly enjoy a life which denied her everything she most wanted. The bravest woman I ever knew. Danielle Hawkins
For all the awkward girls that think they’re alone. You’re...
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For all the awkward girls that think they’re alone. You’re not. Alexa Riley
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Trina stared into her open kitchen cabinets. She was two and a half days into her pre-date-night ritual fast, and she was about to crack. Technically, she wasn’t going out on a date Saturday night, but Juliet was determined to have a man in her bed by the end of the evening. To be honest, Trina wasn’t really looking forward to tomorrow night’s manhunt. Sure, she was desperate for some hot monkey sex, but the thought of a one-night-stand was quickly losing its appeal. She wanted more than just plain, old sex. She wanted romance -- preferably with someone for whom she didn’t have to fast for three days to attract. . Lucie Simone
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She might've previously veered off track and landed straight into chick lit land, but how many chick lits had the main character recognize how unpredictable life is and then apologize to those she had hurt when she tried forcing things to fit in placr? Abby Rosmarin
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Look, this isn't about the ring or when I ever made a hamburger, which, for your information, was my senior year of college."" Right, when you almost caught our kitchen on fire."" And you dated one of the firefighters for six months. You're welcome. Back to my problem. Rachel Hauck
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Gideon laughed. "I like to be direct."" Okay, " I said. "But I warn you, I like to be evasive, inserutable and generally send mixed messages." "I doubt it."" Human interaction is not my strong point, " I told him. "Not seriously."" Seriously, " I said. Thinking: There is so much about me he doesn't know. Gideon put his hand on my leg. "What's your strong point, then?"" Goats, " I told him. "I am excellent with goats. E. Lockhart
They radiated that orgasm-free lifestyle so unique and universal among...
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They radiated that orgasm-free lifestyle so unique and universal among Seabrook women. Holly Peterson
Maybe curiosity did kill your cat. But it wouldn't hurt...
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Maybe curiosity did kill your cat. But it wouldn't hurt to keep an eye on the neighbor's rottweiler just the same. Lois Greiman
Honest friends is kinda nice, but it's hard to beat...
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Honest friends is kinda nice, but it's hard to beat a big-ass lie and a six-pack of brewskies. Lois Greiman
Even choosing the perfect dinner wine loses its earth-shattering importance...
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Even choosing the perfect dinner wine loses its earth-shattering importance if your guests happen to be cannibals, and you, the unsuspecting entree. Lois Greiman
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When blondes have more fun, do they know it? Lois Greiman
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.....if he’s not man enough to stand up to your father, and take the crap he has to dish out, then he’s not good enough to be with you. Crescent
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I spit out to my heart and my mind. when you collect them together, they can not show the resistance of an average dick. Arzum Uzun
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You have a travel vibrator, so I assume you call this one your house vibrator. Store one in your dashboard for a car vibrator too? What about your desk at work? And do they each have their own name, or is it like George Foreman’s kids — Vibrizzio one, Vibrizzio two… Nicki Elson
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Vibrizzio? You named it! Okay, this isn’t even close to healthy. Nicki Elson
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There’s a saying, isn’t there, that when you’ve had a near death experience, all you want to do is have sex? Kirsty Greenwood
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There was a part of me that was so horny, I wanted to climb on top of Randall on the first date. But there was also a part of me that was so terrified, I wanted to go home, put on my feety pajamas and hibernate for the winter. Meredith Schorr
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If you want the extra-ordinary, you've got to be willing to forsake the ordinary' - Annie Grimes in Mr Alhourani's Dead Man's Spots D.M. Lee
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My work has often been described as “chick lit” and for the most part the term doesn’t bother me. I think it simply signals to readers that the book is about women, written for women (although many men enjoy my books), about issues that concern women (relationships, careers, etc.) The only thing that bothers me is when the label is used disparagingly, to imply that all chick lit is, by definition, superficial, beach-read fluff because I believe that this is akin to saying that all women are devoid of substance and the issues that concern us, are fundamentally trivial ones. And I take issue with that. Emily Giffin
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...he's just so out-of-this-world. They don't make them like that anymore. Camilla Isley
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Stop looking for your better half! You need to be whole to attract your better whole, if you expect to have a flourishing relationship. Unknown
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If you only attract Mr. Wrong or Ms. Crazy, evaluate the common thread in this diversity of people: YOU! Unknown
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Don't get mad about the infestation of fleas if you keep shopping at the dog pound. Unknown
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For crying out loud, absurd things can happen, none of us is spared.” He reached out and gave her a soft pat on the back. “So screw it, lovey. Enjoy every second you’ve got and stop moping around.” - Intomesee Maha Erwin
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I knew it, ” she snapped. “You’re no different from all men. You’re just another jerk pretending to be single! I didn’t wanna wrap a lie into a Christmas present anyway. Maha Erwin
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Two must rule together, one for the night and one for the day. this is the way it has always been done. Jennifer Silverwood
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Looks like my superpowers don’t come with automatic manicures, thank heaven. I hate long nails. Jennifer Silverwood
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Between dainty bites, she told Amie, 'Oh, you simply are as darling a creature as Henry described! I had no idea of your being so grown up! Henry, she is positively frazzleging! ' Amie deepened her smile, saying, 'And I had no idea you would be so pretty either, madam. Jennifer Silverwood
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I am the Merlin, bane of the Vale, terror of the four lands. I am chaos and shadows, the last of my people. Jennifer Silverwood
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Veni, vidi, vici. That was easy for Julius Caesar to say; he crossed Italy in a chariot, not on a stupid bike." - Vivia Leah Marie Brown
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Of course I believe in hell. I have three brothers. Lois Greiman
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Maybe knowledge is power, but it ain't nearly as as satisfying as punching some smart ass in the chops. Lois Greiman
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Excuses are like butt holes everyone has 'em and they all stink. Lois Greiman
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If money don't buy happiness, what the hell does? Lois Greiman
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Matrimony and firefighting. They ain't for cowards. Lois Greiman
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What if there's no such thing as PMS, and this is just my personality? Lois Greiman
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You don't know many friends you have till you buy a big-ass house on the beach. Lois Greiman
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You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father. Lois Greiman
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A friend is someone who will bike to the ice cream shop with you, even when you don't look so good. Lois Greiman
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Taxes for people with too much damned time on their hands. Lois Greiman
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Expect stupid. It's everywhere. Lois Greiman
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The trouble with insanity is it can flare up at the most inconvenient moments. Lois Greiman
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If men were necessary in the procreation process, they'd have gone the way of the dodo bird long ago. Lois Greiman
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I'd love to go out with you, but I'd hate to deprive some village of its idiot. Lois Greiman
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If at 1st you don't succeed, stretch out on your La-Z-Boy with a six-pack and a porn flick. Y' still won't succeed, but you sure as hell won't give a shift. Lois Greiman
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A person without regrets is called a corpse. Lois Greiman
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Sometimes it's nice to have a man around the house. But a dog will clean the dishes. Lois Greiman
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False hope is better than no hope at all. Lois Greiman
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All's well so long-as you don't get shot in the hind end with a twenty gauge. Lois Greiman
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I'm just an everyday kind of hero. If the everyday kind saves babies from burning buildings and looks hotter than hell in bunker gear. Lois Greiman
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A woman needs a man like a tuba needs a cucumber. Lois Greiman
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There are 2 kinds of people in the world. Those who enjoy a nice salami and those who have no souls. Lois Greiman
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A wedding is no way to begin a marriage. Lois Greiman
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When men age they're called sophisticated. When women age they ain't called at all. Lois Greiman
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If you don't scare the neighbors while copulating, I'm afraid you're doing something terribly wrong. Lois Greiman
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Apparently it takes, like, forty-seven muscles to frown. Flippin' the bird' s a hell of a lot easier. Lois Greiman
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Women have to be in the mood for sex. Men have to be breathing. Lois Greiman
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Love is like skydiving without a parachute. Lois Greiman
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Let us talk about oxymoron, common sense, for instance. Lois Greiman
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I've been a little cranky since that house fell on my sister. Lois Greiman
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A balanced diet and a brisk daily walk will help keep you healthy, but there's nothing like a good-looking young man with a nice butt to help up your cardiovascular system. Lois Greiman
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You are a perfect woman, a magical blend of beauty, intelligence, and spirit. Without you, my life is nothing. Lois Greiman
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Yeah, world peace would be all right, but what about a day off in a slab of ham the size of my head. Lois Greiman
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Life's funny. Sometimes it's your oyster, and sometimes you're it's bitch-slapped man-whore. Lois Greiman
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Trust is important to any relationship… and easier to come by if you get a picture of a guy's wife buck naked. Lois Greiman
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There aren't many things a man finds more appealing than loyalty. Unless it's a woman with really big knockers. Lois Greiman
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Lust and love. They both put a fire in your damn shorts. Lois Greiman
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Celibacy sucks, no pun intended. Lois Greiman
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I'd rather be pissed off then pissed on. Lois Greiman
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It is far better to know the painful truth than to live with a kindly falsehood. Lois Greiman
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Sometimes stupid is crime enough. Lois Greiman
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Men have two outstanding features--their brains and their genitalia. Unfortunately, both rarely function simultaneously. Lois Greiman
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There are lots of fish in the sea. Some are sharks, some are angels, and some are bottom feeders. Lois Greiman
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A pigs and pain, until you really get to know 'em. Then he's a paid with the soul. Lois Greiman
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Analyzing dreams is much like walking on water. There are a limited number of people who do it well. Lois Greiman
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Booze and boys, ain't nothing in the universe that'll make a girl stupid faster. Lois Greiman
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Maybe knowledge is power, but it's damned hard to think a burglar to death. Lois Greiman
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Men are like beer. Some are bold and some are smooth. But every damn one of 'em has a big-ass head full of air. Lois Greiman
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I'd trade every last one of you for a moment's peace and a dog that didn't P on the carpet Lois Greiman
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If they really wanted us to resist temptation, they shouldn't a made it so damn tempting. Lois Greiman
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It's not as if I don't like men, I just have more respect for my washing machine. Lois Greiman
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In my experience, "what the hell" is generally the most interesting decision. Lois Greiman
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Marriage is like a toothbrush. It starts out smooth and gets kind of prickly towards the end. Lois Greiman
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Friends are nice. You can tell' 'em stuff, but you can swear like a gangster at an enemy. And that's all right, too. Lois Greiman
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Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair. Lois Greiman
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Maybe in fairytales you're only as old as you feel, but here in L. A. you're every second as old as your pores. Lois Greiman
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Love may be blind, but lust is just damn stupid. Lois Greiman
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And thanks to Christina McMullen, who has taught me that common sense and intelligence need not have any correlation whatsoever. Lois Greiman
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There is no feature as attractive as a well exercised intellect. Lois Greiman
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You really don't know a person until you spend some time in their panties. Lois Greiman
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Old-age sucks, but the alternative doesn't look that great, either. Lois Greiman
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He who laughs loudest has a high probability of being extremely inebriated. Lois Greiman
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She may be an old flame, but she still smokin'. Lois Greiman
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Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but tequila makes it so she doesn't give a shit if she's fond of you are not Lois Greiman
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In 50 years it won't matter if he's handsome, ugly, or dumb as a post, just try to find someone who don't make you want to shove a pitchfork up his nose. Lois Greiman
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In this town, a successful marriage is one that lasts longer than ice. Lois Greiman
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In the movie business, the ones we call Lucky are usually those idiots who are just too damn stubborn to take no for an answer. Come to think of it, the movie business is kind of like life. Lois Greiman
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There isn't much a pan of warm Brownies and a glass of milk will fix. In less it's low grain prices. Or poverty. Or the national debt. I guess there are a few things, but nothing you have to worry about right this minute. Lois Greiman
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I ain't taking no more rides on the stupid train. Lois Greiman
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Don't worry. It's scientifically unlikely that the universe will explode into a million particles at any given moment. Lois Greiman