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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.Mark Twain
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He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.P.g. Wodehouse
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.Dorothy Parker
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Every instinct that is found in any man is in all men. The strength of the emotion may not be so overpowering, the barriers against possession not so insurmountable, the urge to accomplish the desire less keen. With some, inhibitions and urges may be neutralized by other tendencies. But with every being the primal emotions are there. All men have an emotion to kill; when they strongly dislike some one they involuntarily wish he was dead. I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.Clarence Darrow
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An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea." Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it.Winston S. Churchill
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If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.Dorothy Parker
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He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.Billy Wilder
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DESDEMONA: I hope my noble lord esteems me honest. O T H E L L O: Oh, ay, as summer flies are in the shambles, That quicken even with blowing. O thou weed, Who art so lovely fair and smell’st so sweet That the sense aches at thee, would thou hadst ne'er been born! D E S D E M O N A: Alas, what ignorant sin have I committed? O T H E L L O: Was this fair paper, this most goodly book, Made to write “whore” upon? .William Shakespeare
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CASSIO: Dost thou hear, my honest friend? C L O W N: No, I hear not your honest friend, I hear you. C A S S I O: Prithee, keep up thy quillets.William Shakespeare