Quotes From "Stupid And Contagious" By Caprice Crane

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All of my most significant moments somehow involved music. It's like my life was a John Hughes film and somebody had to put together the perfect soundtrack. Caprice Crane
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That red spot! ” she says with alarm.“ That’s a freckle! ”“ It wasn’t there before..” she says as she inspects her entire arm.“ It’s cute.”“ It’s not cute.”“ Then it’s mine, ” I say. “If you don’t like it, it’s mine. I’ll call it Brady.”“My freckle?”“ Yes.”“ You’re naming my freckle after yourself?” she says. “And you think I have issues?”“ It’s like a star. People buy stars in the constellation and name them after people al the time. As gifts.”“ So then are you buying my freckle? Because I don’t know if you can afford my freckle. My freckles don’t come cheap, you know.”“ I’ve already claimed it, ” I declare. “It’s not up for discussion anymore. Just eat your ice cream. And don’t spill any on Brady. . Caprice Crane