21 Quotes About Cheese

Cheese is a food that has been loved and used for centuries. Throughout history, cheese has been a staple in one form or another. In the present day, cheese is still being consumed by most people. There are numerous types of cheese, each with its own unique flavor and texture Read more

Anyone who loves cheese knows how important it is to have a good supply of high-quality cheeses at home.

You have to be a romantic to invest yourself, your...
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You have to be a romantic to invest yourself, your money, and your time in cheese. Anthony Bourdain
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
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Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. G.k. Chesterton
I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against...
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I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip. John Kennedy Toole
I pondered what else I should take for him. Flowers...
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I pondered what else I should take for him. Flowers seemed wrong; they're a love token, after all. I looked in the fridge, and popped a packet of cheese slices into the bag. All men like cheese. Gail Honeyman
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When the waiter brought the cheese-board, there was a large carrot carved in the shape of a mermaid sitting between the Dolcelatte and the Pecorino. Teo could have sworn that the carrot-mermaid flexed her tail and plunged her little hand inside a smelly Gorgonzola. 'Tyromancy, ye know, ' remarked the mermaid. 'The Ancient Art of Divination by Cheese.' Then she pulled her tiny hand out and inspected the green cheese-mold on her tiny fingers. 'Lackaday! ' she moaned. 'Stinking! It goes poorly for Venice and Teodora, it do! . Michelle Lovric
How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties...
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How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? Charles De Gaulle
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I just don't see the point of not eating cheese. I mean, if God didn't want us to eat cheese, would he have let man invent it? Lisa Samson
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You know you want me I can be your mouth's delight You don't have to work hard to impress me My price is just right So join me on this ride And let's get cheesy all day and night - Pizza Evy Michaels
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If you are able to introduce a white person to a new cheese, it's like introducing them to a future spouse. Christian Lander
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Cheese, where you takes liquid from a cow lady's business parts, mix it with a bit o' juices from a baby cow's fourth stomach and then let it grow all fuzzy-moldy for a few years, eh? Jeffery Russell
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Bring a torch, if you've got one. It's as dark as hell and stinks of something far worse than cheese. Anthony Powell
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..‘All this suffering, ’ I said, ‘and nothing but greed and violence to build on when the war is over.’‘ Have another soda-mint, ’ said Charles.I had one. Then I said, ‘Why are we here? That’s what I don’t understand. Why be here at all when it all has to be so beastly?’‘ I suppose we just came, like mould on cheese.’‘ Then why do we want to be happy? Mould on cheese doesn’t want to be happy.’. . Joyce Dennys
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Cheese is milk's leap toward immortality. Cliff Fadiman
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I have been considering the possibility that the facts that can be ascertained about this cheese fail to satisfy because the facts themselves mask a metaphysical truth that can be known only through the transcendent, poetic expression of the cheddar. That is, though the world itself can never truly be known, one might begin to know some truth about the world through a metaphysical cheese Mark Beauregard
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I'm a disorganized mess. My purse is gross: I once found a shoulder pad, string cheese, and a Christmas ornament in it! Hoda Kotb
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Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese. Billie Burke
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My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese. Jay London
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A corpse is meat gone bad. Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk. James Joyce
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How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese? Charles De Gaulle
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My idea of heaven used to be relaxing at home with a cheese plate and champagne. Lea Michele