Quotes From "Fashionably Dead" By Robyn Peterman

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I'm twenty-nine, happily single and getting it on a regular basis' I said, enjoying the way their thin lips hung open in an impressive O.'Well I've never, ' Jane gasped.' Clearly. You should try it some time. I understand Mr Smith is so vision impaired you might have a shot there.' Their appalled shrieks were music to my ears and I quickly made my escape. Robyn Peterman
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Do you mind if we leave here so I can chain smoke 'til I throw up so it will be easier to quit? Robyn Peterman