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One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention.Laurell K. Hamilton
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There had to be a circle of Hell where you were eternally fourteen, eternally in junior high. One of the lower circles.Laurell K. Hamilton
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I think we can do it."" But you don't know for sure, " he said." No."" Geez, Anita.""Don't get rattled on me. We can do this."" But you aren't sure."" I'm not sure we'll survive the plane ride home, but I'm still getting on the plane."" Was that supposed to be comforting?" he asked." Yeah."" It wasn't, " he said." Sorry, but this is as good as it gets. You want certainty, be an accountant."" I'm not good at math."" Me either.Laurell K. Hamilton
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Why, you may ask, didn't we have a cow tonight? No one would sell Bayard one. He had the brilliant idea of telling the farmers why he wanted the cow. The God-fearing folk would sell their cows to be eaten, but not for raising zombies. Prejudiced bastards.Laurell K. Hamilton