146 Quotes & Sayings By Laurell K Hamilton

Laurell K. Hamilton is a New York Times bestselling author who writes the Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter series of novels. She has written more than 15 novels and writes short stories for many anthologies. In 2003 Hamilton was named Author of the Year by the Romance Writers of America.

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I will love you always. When this red hair is white, I will still love you. When the smooth softness of youth is replaced by the delicate softness of age, I will still want to touch your skin. When your face is full of the lines of every smile you have ever smiled, of every surprise I have seen flash through your eyes, when every tear you have ever cried has left its mark upon your face, I will treasure you all the more, because I was there to see it all. I will share your life with you, Meredith, and I will love you until the last breath leaves your body or mine. Laurell K. Hamilton
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Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it's just another way to bleed. Laurell K. Hamilton
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Only love of a good woman will make a man question every choice, every action. Only love makes a warrior hesitate for fear that his lady will find him cruel. Only love makes a man both the best he will ever be, and the weakest. Sometimes all in the same moment. -Wicked Laurell K. Hamilton
Neither love nor evil conquers all, but evil cheats more.
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Neither love nor evil conquers all, but evil cheats more. Laurell K. Hamilton
Love is too precious to be ashamed of.
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Love is too precious to be ashamed of. Laurell K. Hamilton
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My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you've been mean to someone, they won't believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it's time to stop being nice, then destroy them. Laurell K. Hamilton
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Regrets are about decisions that you know you should have done different. Laurell K. Hamilton
It is a very natural human trait to destroy that...
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It is a very natural human trait to destroy that which frightens us. Laurell K. Hamilton
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The heart wants what it wants, Dolp. You don't plan on making your life complicated, it just happens, and you don"t do it on purpose, and you don't do it to hurt people who love you. It just turns out that way sometimes. Laurell K. Hamilton
No name-calling truly bites deep unless, in some dark part...
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No name-calling truly bites deep unless, in some dark part of us, we believe it. If we are confident enough then it is just noise. Laurell K. Hamilton
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Patience is a virtue, but there comes a moment when you must stop being patient and take the day by the throat and shake it. If it fights back; fine. I'd rather end up bloody at the end of the day, then unhurt with no progress made, no knowledge gained. I'd rather have a no, then nothing. I'd forgotten that about myself. Laurell K. Hamilton
Sometimes you deal with the devil not because you want...
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Sometimes you deal with the devil not because you want to, but because if you don't, someone else will. Laurell K. Hamilton
Accidental sex. He made it sound like I fell down,...
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Accidental sex. He made it sound like I fell down, and there just happened to be an erection in the way. Laurell K. Hamilton
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You can't save everybody. In fact, there are days when I think you can't save anyone. Each person has to save himself first, then you can move in and help. I have found this philosophy does not work during a gun battle, or a knife fight either. Outside of that it works just fine. Laurell K. Hamilton
Still it might be nice, once in a while, not...
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Still it might be nice, once in a while, not to have to choose between evils. Just once, couldn't I choose the lesser good? Laurell K. Hamilton
Death didn't bother me much. Strong Christian and all that....
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Death didn't bother me much. Strong Christian and all that. Method of death did. Being eaten alive. One of my top three ways not to go out. Laurell K. Hamilton
His eyes widened just a bit, his lips flexed. I...
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His eyes widened just a bit, his lips flexed. I realized he was trying not to laugh. I hate it when people find my threats amusing. Laurell K. Hamilton
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I'd never met coffee that wasn't wonderful. It was just a matter of how wonderful it was. Laurell K. Hamilton
I hate women who complain about being fat when they're...
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I hate women who complain about being fat when they're like a size 5. Anything under size 5 isn't a woman. It's a boy with breasts. Laurell K. Hamilton
All I really wanted to do was cuddle back under...
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All I really wanted to do was cuddle back under the blankets, maybe with a certain stuffed toy penguin I knew. Yeah, hiding sounded good. Laurell K. Hamilton
I used to think I knew what was right and...
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I used to think I knew what was right and what was wrong, and who the good guys are, and who the bad guys are. Then the world got very gray, and I didn't know anything for a long time Laurell K. Hamilton
The truth may not set you free, but used carefully,...
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The truth may not set you free, but used carefully, it can confuse the hell out of your enemies. Laurell K. Hamilton
There's Only so much emotional super glue in a person's...
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There's Only so much emotional super glue in a person's soul, that everything just stays broken. Laurell K. Hamilton
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There comes a point when you either embrace who and what you are, or condemn yourself to be miserable all your days. Other people will try to make you miserable; don't help them by doing the job yourself. Laurell K. Hamilton
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-Please, Anita, go home, and don’t freak. Just go home, and be happy. Be happy, and let everyone around you be happy. Is that so hard? When Jason said it like that, it didn’t seem hard. In fact, it seemed to make a lot of sense, but inside, it felt hard. Inside it felt like the hardest thing in the world. To just let go, and not pick everything to death. To just let go and enjoy what you had. To just let go and not make everybody around you miserable with your own internal dialogue. To just let go and be happy. So simple. So difficult. So terrifying. . Laurell K. Hamilton
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I knew from the moment I heard you, the moment I saw the gun and realized that this lovely, petit woman was the executioner, that you would never die waiting for me to save you - that you would save yourself. Laurell K. Hamilton
Why is everything always my decision?
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Why is everything always my decision?" I asked. Because you will not tolerate anything else." Oh, I remembered now. "Great", I whispered.- Anita to Jean-Claude Laurell K. Hamilton
I will bathe in your warmth ma petite. Roll you...
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I will bathe in your warmth ma petite. Roll you around me until my heart beats only for you. My breath will grow warm from your kiss. Laurell K. Hamilton
I looked at Micah, who shrugged. I looked at Rafael,...
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I looked at Micah, who shrugged. I looked at Rafael, who shook his head. Nice that none of us knew why he was undressing. Laurell K. Hamilton
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I tended to be hard on the egos of a certain kind of men. The ones who normally swept women off their feet had never moved me much, because I'd always felt that if they swept me off my feet they'd practiced on a lot of women before me, and would practice more with women after me. I'd rarely been wrong on that. ~Anita Blake Laurell K. Hamilton
Hope will lie to you, but lust is what it...
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Hope will lie to you, but lust is what it is; it never lies. Laurell K. Hamilton
When you live forever and don't age, it gives you...
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When you live forever and don't age, it gives you time to hope Laurell K. Hamilton
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You can not die of grief, though it feels as if you can. A heart does not actually break, though sometimes your chest aches as if it is breaking. Grief dims with time. It is the way of things. There comes a day when you smile again, and you feel like a traitor. How dare I feel happy. How dare I be glad in a world where my father is no more. And then you cry fresh tears, because you do not miss him as much as you once did, and giving up your grief is another kind of death. Laurell K. Hamilton
Death, especially violent death, will turn the meanest bastard in...
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Death, especially violent death, will turn the meanest bastard in the world into a nice guy. Why is that? Laurell K. Hamilton
The rule is that if they have a weapon and...
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The rule is that if they have a weapon and want to take you someplace else, it is so they can kill you slower-- Peter Laurell K. Hamilton
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He was twenty. I remembered twenty. I'd known everything at twenty. It took me another year to realize I knew nothing. I was still hoping to learn something before I hit thirty, but I wasn't holding my breath. Laurell K. Hamilton
I didn't want to pick at Micah and me until...
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I didn't want to pick at Micah and me until we unraveled. I wanted to leave it alone and enjoy it. I just didn't know how to do that. Laurell K. Hamilton
Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something...
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Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright. Laurell K. Hamilton
Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide...
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Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork. Laurell K. Hamilton
One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits...
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One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention. Laurell K. Hamilton
Can the sarcasm, ' he said. 'Please, I always use...
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Can the sarcasm, ' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned. Laurell K. Hamilton
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I sat on the bed. Neither of us said anything. I wasn't slick and sophisticated enough for this. What do you say to boyfriend A when he finds you naked in the bed of boyfriend B? Especially if boyfriend A turned into a monster the night before and ate someone. I bet Miss Manners didn't cover this at all. Laurell K. Hamilton
There had to be a circle of Hell where you...
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There had to be a circle of Hell where you were eternally fourteen, eternally in junior high. One of the lower circles. Laurell K. Hamilton
I just don't believe in helping people who are going...
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I just don't believe in helping people who are going to torture me. Though I don't see any bamboo slivers. How can you possibly torture someone without bamboo slivers? Laurell K. Hamilton
You can't kill us all, human.' He was right. I...
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You can't kill us all, human.' He was right. I raised the machine gun a little. 'True, but who's going to be first in line? Laurell K. Hamilton
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I couldn't think of anything helpful to say, so I resorted to humor, my shield of last resort. 'Just please tell me they don't have a dog and a picket fence.' He smiled. 'No fence, but a dog, two dogs.'' What kind of dogs?' I asked. He smiled and glanced at me, wanting to see my reaction. 'Maltese. Their names are Peeka and Boo.''Oh, shit, Edward, you're joking me.'' Donna wants the dogs included in the engagement pictures.' I stared at him, and the look on my face seemed to amuse him. He laughed. 'I'm glad you're here, Anita, because I don't know a single other person who I'd have admitted this to. Laurell K. Hamilton
He balled his hand into a fist.
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He balled his hand into a fist. "You are such a bitch." "Woof, woof, " I said. Laurell K. Hamilton
I don't have a master. I'm not sure if I...
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I don't have a master. I'm not sure if I have an equal. Laurell K. Hamilton
I'm dating three men, living with two more, and having...
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I'm dating three men, living with two more, and having occasional sex with two others. That's seven men. I'm like a pornographic Snow White. I think seven is plenty. Laurell K. Hamilton
He will not let you come barging in to his...
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He will not let you come barging in to his world like the proverbial bull in the china shop. Laurell K. Hamilton
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I'm sorry I have issues with my boyfriend doing other men. I'm sorry I have issues with me doing other men. Why was I always being made to feel guilty because I wasn't having sex with more people? Wasn't it supposed to be the other way around? Laurell K. Hamilton
People are supposed to fear the unknown, but ignorance is...
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People are supposed to fear the unknown, but ignorance is bliss when knowledge is so damn frightening. Laurell K. Hamilton
Most hatred is based on fear, one way or another....
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Most hatred is based on fear, one way or another. Yeah. I wrapped myself in anger, with a dash of hate, and at the bottom of it all was an icy center of pure terror. Laurell K. Hamilton
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Only those who have never known fear are allowed to think less of others for being afraid. Frankly, I think anyone who has never been afraid of anything in their entire life is either a liar or lacks imagination. Laurell K. Hamilton
It's better to be loved than feared, but if you...
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It's better to be loved than feared, but if you can't be loved, then fear will do.- Dino quoting Machiavelli Laurell K. Hamilton
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Make them fear you. Machiavelli said it nearly six hundred years ago, but it's still true. Every ruler should strive for his people to love him. But if they cannot love you, then make them fear you. Love is better, but fear will do the job. Laurell K. Hamilton
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We would never go shopping together or eat an entire cake while we complained about men. He'd never invite me over to his house for dinner or a barbecue. We'd never be lovers. But there was a very good chance that one of us would be the last person the other saw before we died. It wasn't friendship the way most people understood it, but it was friendship. There were several people I'd trust with my life, but there is no one else I'd trust with my death. Jean-Claude and even Richard would try to hold me alive out of love or something that passed for it. Even my family and other friends would fight to keep me alive. If I wanted death, Edward would give it to me. Because we both understand that it isn't death that we fear. It's living. Laurell K. Hamilton
When in doubt, ignore and be horribly unimpressed
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When in doubt, ignore and be horribly unimpressed Laurell K. Hamilton
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There are wounds that never show on the body that are deeper and more hurtful than anything that bleeds. Laurell K. Hamilton
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Men don't settle down because of the right woman. They settle down because they are finally ready for it. Whatever woman they're dating when they get ready is the one they settle down with, not necessarily the best one or the prettiest, just the one who happened to be on hand when the time got to be right. Unromantic, but still true. Laurell K. Hamilton
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Give a truly good person power, and they’re still a good person. Give a bad person power, and they’re still a bad person. The question is always about the person in between. The one that isn’t evil, or good, but just ordinary. You don’t always know what an ordinary person is like on the inside. Laurell K. Hamilton
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Sometimes you fight what you are, and sometimes you give in to it. And some nights you just don’t want to fight yourself anymore, so you pick someone else to fight. Laurell K. Hamilton
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Before I knew you, I thought brave was not being afraid. You've taught me that bravery is being terrified and doing it anyway. Laurell K. Hamilton
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Sex is like crying, it does look pretty if you really do it Laurell K. Hamilton
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Ethan gave me an admiring look that wasn't about sex, but about that guy moment when they realize you are not just another pretty face, but maybe, just maybe you can be cute, petite, and one of the guys all at the same time. Laurell K. Hamilton
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Sex was never as neat as the movies made it. Real sex was messy. Good sex was messier. Laurell K. Hamilton
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I try to be a good cop. I try to be a good little soldier and follow orders up to a point. But in the end I’m not really a cop, or a soldier. I am a legally sanctioned murderer. I am the Executioner. Laurell K. Hamilton
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Grimes believed in what he did, with no doubts. Though he was older than me by over a decade, I suddenly felt old. Some things mark your soul, not in years but in blood and pain and selling off parts of yourself to get the bad guys, until you finally look in the mirror and aren’t sure which side you’re on anymore. There comes a point when having a badge doesn’t make you the good guy, it just makes you one of the guys. I needed to be one of the good guys, or what the hell was I doing? . Laurell K. Hamilton
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In real life I do violence, but for psychic stuff I do other things better. Laurell K. Hamilton
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Since we’re made in God’s image, this must be from Him, so even God must need an “atta boy, ” an out-loud, in-your-head “Thank you, great job on that sunset and that platypus was a brilliant fun idea.” Maybe that’s why we’re supposed to pray the way we do, because without it God would be lonely. Laurell K. Hamilton
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People talk of sorrow as if it is soft, a thing of water and tears. But true sorrow is not soft. True sorrow is a thing of fire, and rock. It burns your heart, crushes your soul under the weight of mountains. It destroys, and even if you keep breathing, keep going, you die. The person you were moments ago dies.. Gone. Everything solid, everything real, is gone. It doesn't come back. The world is forever fractured, so that you walk on the crust of an earth where you can always feel the heat under you, the press of lava, that is so hot it can burn flesh, melt bone, and the very air is poisonous. To survive, you swallow the heat. To keep from falling through and dying for real, you swallow all that hate. You push it down inside you, into that fresh grave that is all that is left of what you thought the world would be. . Laurell K. Hamilton
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Nothing is more appealing than a handsome man who is also uncertain of himself. Laurell K. Hamilton
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Very few people see their own actions as truly evil, ... It is left to their victims to decide what is evil and what is not. Laurell K. Hamilton
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When God ignores you, the devil starts looking good. Laurell K. Hamilton
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If you’re alive, don’t move, if you’re dead, don’t worry about it. Laurell K. Hamilton
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Out last chance is a cat's magic sight. We are doomed. Laurell K. Hamilton
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Confidence is a fine trait. Over-confidence isn't. Laurell K. Hamilton
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I think we can do it."" But you don't know for sure, " he said." No."" Geez, Anita.""Don't get rattled on me. We can do this."" But you aren't sure."" I'm not sure we'll survive the plane ride home, but I'm still getting on the plane."" Was that supposed to be comforting?" he asked." Yeah."" It wasn't, " he said." Sorry, but this is as good as it gets. You want certainty, be an accountant."" I'm not good at math."" Me either. Laurell K. Hamilton
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Who me?"anita blake seriesby: Laurell K Hamilton Laurell K. Hamilton
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I know, I know. I rescued him and he’s bonded to me like a baby duck. Laurell K. Hamilton
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Vampires are people too! Laurell K. Hamilton
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Why does anger makes people pretty? Rage doesn't. Rage makes you ugly, but a little anger, that just seems to add spice. One of nature's cruelties, or maybe it's to keep us from killing each other more often. Laurell K. Hamilton
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Lastly, people seemed to think that morality was the same thing as being politically correct, and it wasn't. Some of the most deeply moral people I knew were least politically correct, because they actually worried about good and evil, not just what they were told was good or bad. Laurell K. Hamilton
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Edward leaned close and whispered in my ear so that Olaf would think he was whispering sweet nothings, but what he what he actually said, was, "We aren't the good guys, Anita. We're the necessary guys. Laurell K. Hamilton
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Because everything worth having hurts. Laurell K. Hamilton
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...on the job there was nothing but the job. You left the shit outside the door. You could always pick it up on your way back out. Laurell K. Hamilton
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Sometimes it's not the optimist you need, but another pessimist to walk beside you and know, absolutely know, that the sound in the dark is a monster, and it really is as bad as you think. Did that sound hopeless? It didn't feel hopeless. It felt reassuring. It felt - real. Laurell K. Hamilton
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I spend most of my waking hours confronting and destroying things that I fear. A thousand-year-old master vampire was a tall order, but a girl's got to have a goal. Laurell K. Hamilton
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The rich and powerful always seem to prefer the tops of buildings. Hasn't anyone ever explained to them that higher just means you have farther to fall? -- Anita Blake Laurell K. Hamilton
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He squeezed my shoulder and smiled at me. I realized that I hadn't kissed him hello, I always kissed him hello. Of course, I was still covered in blood and other bodily fluids, and none of them were his, but he might not understand that that was why I hadn't wanted to get too close. Some of my confusion must have shown on my face, because his smile widened. He turned me around by the shoulders, gave me a little push towards the bathroom, and slapped me on the ass. "Get cleaned up, I'll take care of things here."" I can't believe that you just did that, " I said." Did what?" he said, and he was grinning at me. I could probably count on one hand the number of times Micah had grinned at me. His eyes were sparkling with laughter as if it were all he could do not to let it out. I was happy to see him having a good time, really I was. But I wasn't sure what was funny, and I didn't have the courage to ask. It was probably something that would be at my expense, or something I'd just done that he found cute. I was not cute. Confused, fucked-up, bruised, but not cute. Nathaniel and Damian knew better, but as I passed Gregory, I had to say, "If you touch my ass, I will rip you a new one." I said it as I moved past him, not even pausing." You're no fun, " he growled. I looked back just before I turned out of sight of him. "Oh, I'm a lot of fun, just not around you." He snarled at me. "Bitch.""Woof, woof, " I said, and finally made it into the bathroom. Laurell K. Hamilton
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Sometimes it would be nice not to have to do my best. Sometimes it would just be nice not to have a crisis to deal with. - Anita Blake Laurell K. Hamilton
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Vampires were always either trying to kill me, or own me. God I hated being popular. Laurell K. Hamilton
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The Catholic Church sees voluntary vampirism as a kind of suicide. I tend to agree. Though the Pope also excommunicated all animators, unless we ceased raising the dead. Fine; I became Episcopalian. Laurell K. Hamilton
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What do you do with a master vampire that won't leave you alone? Good question. Unfortunately, what I needed was a good answer. Laurell K. Hamilton
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The sunken grave would fade away, probably in my lifetime. If I could avoid killer zombies for a few years. And vampires. And gun-toting humans. Oh, hell, the hot-spot would probably outlast me. Laurell K. Hamilton
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I worry that when you start quoting Machiavelli to justify your actions, you have ceased to be one of the good guys. Laurell K. Hamilton
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I shook my head. "I'm good, Nicky helped." Nicky looked at Edward. "She's having one of those what-if-killing-feels-really-good, doesn't-that-make-me-a-bad-person moments." Edward nodded as if that made perfect sense. "Then it feels good. We can't really control what flips our switch; don't judge it, Anita, and just accept it." I wanted to argue, but it would have been beyond stupid to argue with the two sociopaths in my life. "Why do I have moral quandary questions with the two of you?"" Because you don't really have moral quandaries about violence, Anita, but you're afraid of being judged for enjoying it, so you only bring it to the two people in your life who won't judge you." I wanted to argue with Edward, but I couldn't. "Well, fuck. . Laurell K. Hamilton
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Perfect, complete, needing nothing, simply all there was, was the dark. Laurell K. Hamilton
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I’m Christian, but if God is truly a God of love, then why would he have a private torture chamber where he put people that he was supposed to love and forgive to be punished forever? If you actually read the Bible, the idea of hell like in the movies and most books was invented by a writer. Dante’s Inferno was ripped off by the Church to give people something to be afraid of, to literally scare people into being Christian. Laurell K. Hamilton
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Sticks and stones will break your bones, but failure will get you killed. Laurell K. Hamilton