You! You tricked me! I never want to see you or that bottle of liquid arsenic again! ” I chucked the empty moonshine jug at him. Or tried to. It missed him by a dozen feet. He picked it up in astonishment. “You drank the whole bloody thing? You were only supposed to have a few sips! ”“ Did you say that? Did you?” He reached me just as I felt the ground tip. “Didn’t say anything. I’ve got those names, so that’s all that matters, but you men…you’re all alike. Alive, dead, undead–all perverts! I had a drunken pervert in my pants! Do you know how unsanitary that is?” Bones held me upright. I would have protested, but I couldn’t remember how to. “What are you saying?”“ Winston poltergeisted my panties, that’s what! ” I announced with a loud hiccup.“ Why, you scurvy, lecherous spook! ” Bones yelled in the direction of the cemetery. “If my pipes still worked, I’d go right back there and piss on your grave! . Jeaniene Frost
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"To trick someone" is a euphemism for "to have sex with them." I went to the graveyard, but after I saw the ghost, I didn’t feel like going back there. At least not alone. I needed a girl’s company. And I knew just the girl. The ghost was blocking my path, and I was sure he wasn’t going to let me past.

Why should he? He had a bottle of liquid arsenic, and he was a walking skeleton. That didn’t stop me from trying though. And besides, it pissed him off because it made me angry. There was a struggle as we wrestled for control of the bottle.

In the end, I won out and poured the remains over his head. "You tricked me!" he screamed at me as he disappeared into thin air. "I never want to see you or that bottle of liquid arsenic again!"

Source: Halfway To The Grave

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