200+ Best Vampire Quotes And Sayings

Most of us have a stereotype about vampires that’s been drilled into our brains from childhood. But, did you know that there actually are real vampires? And they’re not all scary and covered in blood. In fact, they tend to be quite nice. In fact, they’re the ones who make the world a better place by spreading positive energy around them Read more

These real vampire quotes will give you a new perspective on the undead who deserve to be celebrated instead of feared.

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Mama, Mama, help me get home I'm out in the woods, I am out on my own. I found me a werewolf, a nasty old mutt It showed me its teeth and went straight for my gut. Mama, Mama, help me get home I'm out in the woods, I am out on my own. I was stopped by a vampire, a rotting old wreck It showed me its teeth and went straight for my neck. Mama, Mama, put me to bed I won't make it home, I'm already half-dead. I met an Invalid, and fell for his art He showed me his smile, and went straight for my heart.- From "A Child's Walk Home, " Nursery Rhymes and Folk Tales . Lauren Oliver
She's my kitten, and no one else's.
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She's my kitten, and no one else's. Jeaniene Frost
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Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information?” Bones asked, getting back to the subject. “You to take me, ” she replied at once. “Not gonna happen! ” I spat, squeezing him possessively. Three sets of widened eyes fixed on me. That’s when I realized that what I had a firm grip on was no longer his hand. Jeaniene Frost
I never lie,
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I never lie, " I said offhand. "At least not to those I don't love. Anne Rice
Why did he have to be so gorgeous? Why did...
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Why did he have to be so gorgeous? Why did he have to stand so close, and why did I still love him so much? Jeaniene Frost
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I’d said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass. Richelle Mead
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Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell you that undead are just like you and me … well, okay. Possibly more like me than you. Cassandra Clare
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Okay, God, I thought. Get me out of this and I’ll stop my half-assed church-going ways. You got me past a pack of Strigoi tonight. I mean, trapping that one between the doors really shouldn't have worked, so clearly you're on board. Let me get out of here, and I’ll...I don’t know. Donate Adrian’s money to the poor. Get baptized. Join a convent. Well, no. Not that last one. Richelle Mead
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You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed. Jeaniene Frost
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It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal. Charlaine Harris
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I'm going to talk to her."" And how's that going to go? You're just going to walk up to her and say, 'Hey, I know you've never seen me before, but I'm your dad. Oh, and guess what? You've won the evolutionary lottery: You're a vampire. Let's go to Disneyland! J.r. Ward
Run first, ' Shane said. 'Mourn later.' It was the...
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Run first, ' Shane said. 'Mourn later.' It was the perfect motto for Morganville. Rachel Caine
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He’s not feeling well, ” Clary said, catching at Simon’s wrist. “We’re going.” “No, ” Simon said. “No, I – I need to talk to him. To the Inquisitor." Robert reached into his jacket and drew out a crucifix. Clary stared in shock as he held it up between himself and Simon. “I speak to the Night’s Children Council representative, or to the head of the New York clan, ” he said. “Not to any vampire who comes to knock at my door –“ Simon reached out and plucked the cross out of Robert’s hand. “Wrong religion, ” he said. Cassandra Clare
I have been stabbed, shot, burned, bitten, beaten unconscious too...
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I have been stabbed, shot, burned, bitten, beaten unconscious too many times to count, and even staked. None of those held a candle to the pain I felt at seeing his mouth on hers. Jeaniene Frost
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So--what's it like, being a vampire?"" Aline! " Isabelle looked appalled. "You can't just go around asking people what's it like to be a vampire! "" I don't see why, " Aline said. "He hasn't been a vampire that long, has he? So he must still remember what it was like being a person." She turned back to Simon. "Does blood taste like blood to you? Or does it taste like something else now, like orange juice or something? Because I would think the taste of blood would-"" It tastes like chicken, " Simon said, just to shut her up." Really?" Aline looked astonished." He's making fun of you, Aline, " said Sebastain. Cassandra Clare
Terrific. A bisexual dominant vampire with kidnapping expertise.
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Terrific. A bisexual dominant vampire with kidnapping expertise. J.r. Ward
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Whoa. Fangs. She had fangs. She leaned in, prodded them a little. Eating with those puppies was going to take some getting used to, she thought. On impulse, she brought up her hands, turned her fingers into claws. Hissed.Cool. J.r. Ward
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The train is roaring toward you and the villain is twirling his moustache and you're fussing that he's tied you to the tracks with the wrong kind of rope. Robin McKinley
Playing with fire Kitten?
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Playing with fire Kitten? Jeaniene Frost
You're such a pain in the ass. (Butch) Said the...
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You're such a pain in the ass. (Butch) Said the SIG to the Glock. (V) J.r. Ward