Quotes From "Halfway To The Grave" By Jeaniene Frost

Would you mind repeating that? I'm afraid I might have lost my wits altogether and just hallucinated what I've longed to hear. Jeaniene Frost

Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information?” Bones asked, getting back to the subject. “You to take me, ” she replied at once. “Not gonna happen! ” I spat, squeezing him possessively. Three sets of widened eyes fixed on me. That’s when I realized that what I had a firm grip on was no longer his hand. Jeaniene Frost

You! You tricked me! I never want to see you or that bottle of liquid arsenic again! ” I chucked the empty moonshine jug at him. Or tried to. It missed him by a dozen feet. He picked it up in astonishment. “You drank the whole bloody thing? You were only supposed to have a few sips! ”“ Did you say that? Did you?” He reached me just as I felt the ground tip. “Didn’t say anything. I’ve got those names, so that’s all that matters, but you men…you’re all alike. Alive, dead, undead–all perverts! I had a drunken pervert in my pants! Do you know how unsanitary that is?” Bones held me upright. I would have protested, but I couldn’t remember how to. “What are you saying?”“ Winston poltergeisted my panties, that’s what! ” I announced with a loud hiccup.“ Why, you scurvy, lecherous spook! ” Bones yelled in the direction of the cemetery. “If my pipes still worked, I’d go right back there and piss on your grave! . Jeaniene Frost

Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I’ve been telling you about. You can see for yourself that everything I’ve said is…an understatement. Jeaniene Frost

Charlie whistled "Amazing Grace" as he drove. It was all I could do not to whip my head around and snap, Are you kidding me? Couldn't he pick something more appropriate, like "Shout at the Devil" or "Don't fear the Reaper"? Some people had no sense of the proper music for a kidnapping. Jeaniene Frost

Don't kiss me like a woman if you're going to treat me like a child. Jeaniene Frost

The clock struck eleven and cat the vampire huntress was on the loose, except my battle armor was a push-up bra, curled hair, and a short dress. Yeah, it was a dirty job, but I was going to do it. Come one, come all, bloodsuckers! Bar’s open! Jeaniene Frost

Cat, hmmm? From where I sit you look more like a Kitten."My head jerked around and I shot him an annoyed look. Oh, I was going to enjoy this, all right. "It's Cat, " I repeated firmly. "Cat Raven.""Whatever you say, Kitten Tweedy. Jeaniene Frost

There is only one way to fight, and that's dirty. Clean gentlemanly fighting will get you nowhere but dead, and fast. Take every cheap shot, every low blow, absolutely kick people when they're down, and maybe you'll be the one who walks away. Jeaniene Frost

I’ve wanted you from the moment we met, and if you think sitting next to me in your bra doesn’t overwhelm me with desire, you’re very wrong. I just don’t force myself where I’m not invited. (Bones) Jeaniene Frost

You’d better not be messing with me. I like you, but if you’re feeding me a load of shit just to get some action, I’m going to plug a big silver stake right through your heart.( Cat) Jeaniene Frost

It’s alright, Kitten, ” Bones said. “He won’t shoot.” Tate lowered his gun, even as the sudden dizziness from blood-loss made me sway. Bones took my gun and casually handed it to Juan, who gapped at him in amazement. “You called her Kitten? And she let you? She put me in a coma for three days when I called her that. My balls never recovered from her smashing them into my spine.” “ And well she should have, ” Bones agreed. “She’s mine. Kitten, and no one else’s. Jeaniene Frost

Let me get this straight. you want me to go stomping through a graveyard brandishing a bottle of booze to rouse an unrestful spirit so that I can interrogate him?" - Cat to Bones Jeaniene Frost

That’s right, Justina! ' he said more thanonce. 'We’re going to knock those demons out and slay them with the power of Jesus. Hallelujah, can I get an amen? Jeaniene Frost

Kitten, you still haven’t told her? Blimey, whatare you waiting for?”“ The Second Coming of Christ! ” I snapped. Jeaniene Frost

If you run from me, I will chase you, and I'll find you.... Jeaniene Frost

Ah, mistress, you’re an angel. Sure there’s not a drop left? I might have remembered one more person….”“ Up yours, ” I said rudely with another belch. “It’s empty. You should tell me the name anyway, after making me drink all that sewage.” Winston gave me a devious smile. “Come back with a full bottle and I will.”“ Selfish spook, ” I mumbled, and staggered away. I’d made it a few feet when I felt that distinct pins-and-needles sensation again, only this time it wasn’t in my throat.“ Hey! ” I looked down in time to see Winston’s grinning, transparent form fly out of my pants. He was chuckling even as I smacked at myself and hopped up and down furiously.“ Drunken filthy pig! ” I spat. “Bastard! ”“And a good eve’in’ to you, too, mistress! ” he called out, his edges starting to blur and fade. “Come back soon! ”“ I hope worms shit on your corpse! ” was my reply. A ghost had just gotten to third base with me. Could I sink any lower? . Jeaniene Frost

There is no way I’m going out in public like this! ” It seemed while I was being tormented at the salon, Bones had been out shopping. I didn’t ask where he got the money from, images of old folks with their necks bleeding and their wallets missing dancing in my head. There were boots, earrings, push-up bras, skirts, and something he swore to me were dresses but only looked like pieces of dresses. Jeaniene Frost