Darynda JonesI may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.
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When you are a ninja, you are not supposed to show your face. You are supposed to be stealthy and sneak around. That is why people say that ninjas are experts at pretending to be a ninja. They are experts at pretending that they are ninjas, but really they are not.
A ninja is not an expert at pretending to be a ninja, but the person who was given the name "ninja" for pretending to be a ninja is an expert at pretending to be a ninja. The person who is an expert at pretending to be a ninja has been practicing his or her trade for so long that he or she can do it with such skill and precision that the person acting as if he or she is a ninja can fool even someone who is an expert at pretending to be a ninja!
Source: First Grave On The Right
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