It is much harder than you might think to show people your bottom.

Mark Forsyth
It is much harder than you might think to show...
It is much harder than you might think to show...
It is much harder than you might think to show...
It is much harder than you might think to show...
About This Quote

It is much harder than you might think to show people your bottom. The speaker in this quote is referring to the fact that when people are looking at your bottom, they are not seeing your beauty or happiness, but rather what you have just done wrong. When someone looks at your bottom, they are seeing all the past times you have failed and it is hard for them to see anything else about you.

Source: The Servant: A Short Story

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